Scarlatti, the Great Bard

Sarapis

Been awhile since we had a new God portrait done. Here's one of Scarlatti. Dude hasn't eaten a carb in a couple hundred years!

As always, the image will permanently reside at achaea.com/gallery with the rest of the God portraits.

Asmodron

Now I get what Selene, Ourania and the other fangirls saw...


*joins order*

Xae

*goes to join His Order*

Nellaundra

Not as good as the rest, really.  He looks like he's made out of plastic, which frankly, is unattractive as hell.

Saeva

Oh.. hello there, Lord Bard. I see you seem to like to surround yourself with crystals. *Shows you her rift full of various shaped crystals* 8->

Melodie

Ken dolls are modeled after Scarlatti, is what you meant to say.

He's -supposed- to be the perfect pretty boy.

Hi Scarlatti. My name is Melodie. :>

Wysteria

His paint palette is made of crystal?

Xith

*buys Lasallian Lyre, Painter's Palette, Atavian Wings, Hair of Greece, and Penis Apron*

Hai guys, I'm Scarlatti.

*also buys Bowflex*

Chrisdena

It apparently looks like his arm is cut off...

Skye

Nice towel you got there.

Also, is it just me or does he look like

Asmodron

Skye said:

Nice towel you got there.

Also, is it just me or does he look like

If only there were similar 'traits' too
:>

Skye

Skye said:

Wysteria said:

Just wondering how @Scarlatti's portrait will go. Has to be one that would make all the girls (and some men) swoon. Brad Pitt ala Troy? :-?

I think I got it pretty close, though.

Wessux

Consider this straight man swooned.

Ourania

Hands off *points finger at people*

Kuy

Ourania said:

Hands off *points finger at people*

Silly Divine.

I will gay all over you if you touch my man, Lady.

Riley

I always thought he was supposed to be androgynous.

Tahquil

Something's put me off in a lot of these pictures and I've just realised what it is. All the faces are pretty unexpressive.

Half of them look like passport pictures.

Synbios

Daeir said:

All I see when I look at this picture is someone yodeling.

I have no idea why.

@Daeir: Well, if the avalanche of fangirls is any indication...

Blujixapug

It looks like he just got done doing some thinking in the shower.

Alcinae

Blujixapug said:

It looks like he just got done doing some thinking in the shower.

Inspiration can be found everywhere. *shrug*

Aeryllin

O.O 

Nim

Now I see why Nim tsunderes at him.

I-it's not like I stopped hating you, o-or anything... y-you just helped out that one time... b-baka!

Caoimhaen

Hhaos

Has new Reason to be Lotus Grand Father ( work hand in "hand" with the Patron of course)

Orzaansyn

Skye said:

Nice towel you got there.

I see I am not the only one wondering what he is wearing under.

Tahquil

Hello, ladies, look at your God, now back to Me, now back at your God, now back to Me. Sadly, They aren’t Me, but if They stopped waging useless wars against Each other and switched to painting Their feelings instead, The could look like They're Me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a cave with the God your God could look like. What’s in your hand, back at Me. I have it, it’s a painters palette with all the colours of love in it. Look again, the palette is now a lyre! Anything is possible when your God sings you out of your pants and instead of lighting them on fire. Look at the crystals.

(Edit: I've been sitting on that all day. I can't believe noone had done that yet.)

Hhaos

Orzaansyn said:

Skye said:

Nice towel you got there.

I see I am not the only one wondering what he is wearing under.

Well he has to hide his woodwind instrument some where the mortals like me( oh God please me me ME) can't get their grubby hands on them.

Rexia

Those eyebrows, those perfect eyebrows. Can't...look...away...

Cathy

Ruth

Sweet abs.

EDIT: Is that a feather tattoo on his arm? O.o

Averi

visual confirmation that I am following the right deity.  

-swoon-