Memorable quotes

Mithridates

BRUTALLLLLLLLLLLL

Carmell

wrong place.

Arador

(The Midnight Crew): Aegoth says, "Ernam's trying to kill me and failing hard." [09:26:45]

Soldier Ernam has broken Aegoth's spine with a backbreaker, slaying him.[09:27:13]

Kresslack

(The Midnight Crew): Aegoth says, "Ernam's trying to kill me and failing hard."

-literally one second after-

Soldier Ernam has broken Aegoth's spine with a backbreaker, slaying him.

Edit: Piss off, @Arador!

Arador

Your Forum Fu is weak. /Ninja'd

Kresslack

Arador said:

Your Forum Fu is weak. /Ninja'd

Ernam

(Targossas): @Caladbolg says, "Jesus christ Mith stop moving."

honors jesus
There is no such person, I'm afraid.

Mithridates

THERE IS NO GOD

Kresslack

Mithridates said:

THERE IS NO GOD

I disagree. Here's my proof:

The voice of Someone powerful tells you, "Go to the gates."
d
The gates of Mhaldor.
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Know ye that there is no truth greater than Evil." There are 5 knights of the Maldaathi here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic obsidian towers over this area, the regulations of Mhaldor etched upon its face. An occupied iron gibbet, suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic obsidian towers over this area, the laws of Mhaldor etched upon its face. An obsidian eye sigil is here. The broken fragments of a basalt altar litter the ground around the massive form of a bloodsteel stalagmite. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A pike with the decapitated head of Kei has been erected. A pike with the decapitated head of Lazareth has been erected. A stout barrel stands on end, surrounded by the unmistakable scent of rum.  A huge statue of the Scimitar of Yen-Sorte stands here, thrusting skywards.
You see exits leading east, south, west, and up.
get barrel
You pick up a barrel of rum.
p barrel
Sturdy strips of oak comprise this large barrel, which is bound together by large iron hoops. One end is tapped with a spigot that smells strongly of rum, above which is stamped in fat letters, "Obelito."
It has 26 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 87 pounds.
Rum sloshes about in it.
There are 48 sips remaining.

Rangor

Oakstone is a special kinda place..

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e0aaafe9

Ernam

Rangor said:

Oakstone is a special kinda place..

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e0aaafe9

>_<

Tohran

Rangor said:

Oakstone is a special kinda place..

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e0aaafe9

This kind of thing never happens when I'm online! >_<

Kresslack

(Party): Vrah says, "Mithridates keeps tracking, havent managed to fix the totem quite yet." (-10m, 

0.3%) <-- Ok funny guy.

Crixos mutters words of death and decay, and suddenly the ground breaks open all around as hands of 
rotting flesh and white bone push out of the ground. (-10m, 0.3%) 
(Mhaldor): You say, "Come now."
Vrah's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.--REBOUNDING DOWN-- 
With a pointed stick, Vrah begins sketching a rune on a runic totem. (-10m, 0.3%) 
Vrah takes a drink from an aged bone vial.
Vrah takes a long drag off her pipe.
Vrah finishes sketching a nairat rune with a flourish. (-10m, 0.3%) 
(Party): Dragonknight says, "Mithridates is at Crossroads near Targossas, in Raphaelan Highway."  
(40411)
From your knowledge, that room is in Eastern Reaches.
ts
With a pointed stick, Vrah begins sketching a rune on a runic totem.
You touch the tattoo and a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you.
Vrah finishes sketching a nairat rune with a flourish.
(Party): Dragonknight says, "Kresslack is at Before two towering mountains, in Mhaldor Isle."  
(10577)
From your knowledge, that room is in Mhaldor Isle. (-10m, 0.3%) 
You have recovered equilibrium. (3.884s)
With a pointed stick, Vrah begins sketching a rune on a runic totem.
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Vrah.--REBOUNDING UP-- 
Vrah finishes sketching a nairat rune with a flourish. (-10m, 0.3%) 
Proficy arrives from the up.
Mithridates has entered the area.
Crixos touches a tattoo and suddenly the ground splits open as a nightmarish tentacle shoots 
skywards, dragging Mithridates back to earth.
Mithridates's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
Mithridates's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
Mithridates's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
Mithridates's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
-snip ton of spam here-
With an outward gesture, Dartega opens his eyes and glares fiercely at Mithridates. Face contorting 
to a grimace, he raises an imperious finger and points it directly at his forehead, uttering one 
final word: "Tzantza."
Mithridates winces and stumbles as the skin on his head shrinks and hardens like aged leather. His 
eyes roll back and strangled gurgles escape his rapidly diminishing mouth as he struggles to breathe.
 His head withers like a drying fruit and with a final dull "crack," his skull splinters, the shards 
embedding themselves in his brain.
Mithridates has been slain by Dartega.
A pinch of ground malachite falls from Mithridates's corpse.
A pinch of ground malachite falls from Mithridates's corpse.
A magnesium chip falls from Mithridates's corpse.
Dartega wraps his fingers around the neck of Mithridates's shrunken head, pulling up beneath the 
jawline and twisting it around backwards. The withered flesh stretches and twists, finally tearing 
free of the shoulders with a grotesque SNAP!
The soul of Mithridates's breath mists with frost as he says, "I could not move."
The soul of Mithridates's breath mists with frost as he says, "At all."
You say in Mhaldorian in a deep, strong voice, "Good."
Chancellor Dragonknight Lichlord says in a soft, raspy voice, "Good."

Kayeil

@Vicious‌ says, "Will you take these two unbound credits?"

Kayeil says, "For what?"

Vicious says, "Umm... girlfriend tax."

Vicious says, "I have to pay you to be my girlfriend."

Kayeil says, "You're hilarious."

Vicious sings, "Girlfriend tax! Girlfriend tax! Girlfriend tax!"

You just received message #23 from Achaea.

Vicious has transferred 2 credits to you.

Melodie

There's a girlfriend tax?! 

@Aerek, you owe me 45~ IC years of back taxes (ten years of dating, thirty-fiveish year engagement). Hop to. 

Kresslack

To the Red Square with you!

Melodie

Kresslack said:

To the Red Square with you!

You underestimate him in turning things to his advantage! Taken from a letter Aerek wrote Melodie:

I lay the choice of location in your hands, should you wish to be married at the Red Square, I would follow, though the ceremony would need to be quick, indeed!

I think you need more intimidating threats. Good try though.

Kresslack

Melodie said:

Kresslack said:

To the Red Square with you!

You underestimate him in turning things to his advantage! Taken from a letter Aerek wrote Melodie:

I lay the choice of location in your hands, should you wish to be married at the Red Square, I would follow, though the ceremony would need to be quick, indeed!

I think you need more intimidating threats. Good try though.

In that case, I'm getting Hasar drunk and locking him in a room with him. Check & Mate (pun intended).

Rangor

Drugged for surgery -> best achaea dreams ever!!!!!

No nothing scary. Minor thing.

Morthif

You follow Ada northwest to Windy peak.

A group of 5 potash crystals arrives, following Ada from the southeast.

[8005h|99%][6710m|100%][99%|98%][Poharaehe] 35% ex|cdbk- 

You follow Ada northwest to Narrow ledge on mountain slope.

Elixir arrives, following Ada from the southeast.

[8005h|99%][6710m|100%][99%|98%][Poharaehe] 35% ex|cdbk- 

You follow Ada northwest to Black rock hill.

 arrives, following Ada from the southeast.

[8005h|99%][6710m|100%][99%|98%][Poharaehe] 35% ex|cdbk- 

keneanung: Priority list changed to:

You follow Ada west to Boulder strewn slope.

An elemental staff arrives, following Ada from the east.

[8005h|99%][6710m|100%][99%|98%][Poharaehe] 35% ex|cdbk- 

You follow Ada south to Zig-zag trail.

An elemental staff arrives, following Ada from the north.

[8005h|99%][6710m|100%][99%|98%][Poharaehe] 35% ex|cdbk- 

You follow Ada southeast to Mountain trail junction.

9 defences arrives, following Ada from the northwest.

Tesha

Ada, Ada, Ada, Ada, Cen, Eleison, and Greys follows you northeast.

Baalzadeen arrives, following Cen from the ether.

Jovolo

Memorable Boxes.

Deladan

A spiraling staircase (indoors).
Wielding a colossal scimitar, a Vertani soldier stands here at attention.
You see exits leading southeast, south, west, up, and down.
8510h,5300m,33410e,29980w|cexkdb-||73.8|gut vertani
You rip into a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier with your massive, deadly claws.
8510h,5300m,33390e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|
You are nearly bisected as a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier grunts and
slashes into you with a huge scimitar.
8188h,5300m,33390e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|(-322h, 3.8%)
You bleed 19 health.
8169h,5300m,33390e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|(-19h, 0.2%)
You gnash your teeth as a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier brings the butt of
his scimitar down on your head, splitting your skull.
7732h,5300m,33390e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|(-437h, 5.1%)
++On Balance++
++On Balance++ (3.075s)
7902h,5300m,33390e,29980w|cexkdb-||73.8|
gut vertani
(+170h, 2.0%)
You rip into a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier with your massive, deadly claws.
7902h,5300m,33350e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|
You are no longer stunned.
7902h,5300m,33370e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|
You are nearly bisected as a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier grunts and
slashes into you with a huge scimitar.
7507h,5300m,33370e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|(-395h, 4.6%)
++On Balance++
++On Balance++ (2.854s)
7507h,5300m,33370e,29980w|cexkdb-||73.8|
gut vertani
You rip into a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier with your massive, deadly claws.
7507h,5300m,33330e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|
You bleed 38 health.
7469h,5300m,33330e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|(-38h, 0.4%)
You are nearly bisected as a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier grunts and
slashes into you with a huge scimitar.
7119h,5300m,33350e,29980w|cekdb-||73.8|(-350h, 4.1%)
++On Balance++
++On Balance++ (3.111s)
7119h,5300m,33350e,29980w|cexkdb-||73.8|
gut vertani
You rip into a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier with your massive, deadly claws.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
You have slain a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier, retrieving the corpse.
A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Datrius

A group of 5 arsenic pellets arrives, following Garial from the north.

Um...what?

Deladan

Elixir arrives, following Tohran from the down.
8510h,5634m,35334e,29980w|cexkdb-||73.9|
Aluciana leaves, following Tohran to the east.

Jonathin

A potash crystal arrives, following Regi, riding a powerful black destrier, from the north.

Yaaay, curing things coming to me now.

[4318|100%h][81%m][100%e|100%w][72.1%][??|ex][none][19:16:19.826]g potash
I see no "potash" to take.




ETA:
A group of 3 drams of mercury arrives, following Regi from the north.

I REFUSE YOUR LIES.

Aluciana

Discussing about how you sent falcons back to the sanctuary before you leave realms....

Kenia tells you, "Hmm guess that's what hes going to talk about then hehe oh boy."

You tell Pathfinder Kenia, "Yah, you gotta send him back before you sleep."

Kenia sadly tells you, "Oh I never went to sleep, power went out here."

*cue approximately 3 seconds of silence while she realizes this is ooc*

@Kenia tells you, "Um, soul house power go boom."

Nim

To be fair, leaving the realms doesn't involve sleep at all. You can be logged out all you want and it will never make your character less tired.

There's not really a real life equivalent to logging out. Nim's always equated it to not existing, but that's just because she explains it in terms she understands from being a Blademaster, because class roleplay isn't dead yet.

Kross

Lightning-quick, Xellan jabs Hirst with an ornate steel rapier.

The songblessing upon the rapier sings out with a piercing high note.
Hirst has been slain by Xellan.
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Hirst in red light.
Hirst drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.

(Party): Hirst says, "Get my gold."
 
(Party): Hirst says, "Get my gold."

Morthif picks up 200400 gold sovereigns.

Kresslack