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  • SantarSantar
    Every day is a rough day for the pixies.

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  • WysteriaWysteria
    Santar said:
    Every day is a rough day for the pixies.
    But, but, but what about the imps?
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • BereneneBerenene
    Wysteria said:
    Santar said:
    Every day is a rough day for the pixies.
    But, but, but what about the imps?
    The imps like it rough?
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • EldEld
    edited July 2013
    Turoi said:
    You poke at Bertram, the sewer worker urgently.
    Bertram, the sewer worker lets out a blood-curdling scream.
    ##(thyr|ex)[3992h|3454m|97]20x (Scout|s)
    Bertram, the sewer worker draws a rusty kitchen knife from his belt and slashes at you with it.

    SON OF A..
    I bet Mhaldorian healthcare won't cover the tetanus shot, either.

    Edit: damn, ninja'd
  • EchaldEchald
    The bird is simply significantly less conscientious than the traveller.
  • WysteriaWysteria
    Echald said:
    Turoi said:
    You poke at Bertram, the sewer worker urgently.
    Bertram, the sewer worker lets out a blood-curdling scream.
    ##(thyr|ex)[3992h|3454m|97]20x (Scout|s)
    Bertram, the sewer worker draws a rusty kitchen knife from his belt and slashes at you with it.

    SON OF A..
    You are:
    blind.
    deaf.
    an insomniac.
    afflicted with tetanus.
    or Typhoid.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • ArditiArditi
    Typhoid sucks, anthrax is worse (puts that arm nearly out of commission for three days), smallpox is the worst (your arm becomes a horrible oozing blister of love and disease for about...a month).

  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    Leprosy?
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • TvistorTvistor
    My parental units provide me with so many innoculations that I've stopped asking questions. A plague is going to sweep the land I will be the only survivor.

    I'm also immune to most STDs at this point, so that's pretty cool.
  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    @Tvistor I'm sorry, what was that? My crazy beast American body will ward off all... oh wait... we're starting the zombie plague... shit.
  • HirstHirst
    Doppleganger ruining rp image.

    You take Hirst by the hand, draw him into you, and whisper, "I love you."
    Hirst laughs joyously.
  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    lol'd
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    @Hirst bro, you giggle happily all the time. Laughing joyously is only a small skip away.
  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    edited July 2013
    Hirst's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

    With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Laughing joyously, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a  splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you. 
    Silas is drawn screaming into the Pit of Golgotha.

    You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.
    Davio is drawn screaming into the Pit of Golgotha.


    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    I love getting pitted. It's fun! And good hunting.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • TaloniaTalonia
    edited July 2013
    Background: Vicious dies to mhun keeper in Moghedu and Halos runs to snatch his corpse - I'm nearby and notice, and strike up a dialogue with Halos.

    You tell Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "Tad vulture-like, isn't it?"

    Halos tells you, "Yes?"

    You tell Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "Swooping in to prey on the corpses of men greater warriors 
    than you killed in defense of their home, I mean. Bit vulture-like."

    Halos tells you, "Do you need something, Talonia?"

    You tell Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "In the grand scheme of things, not really. But in my self-
    constructed, short-term reality, your soul would be nice."

    Halos tells you, "No."

    You tell Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "It wasn't a request, Father."

    Halos tells you, "Come and claim it."

    You tell Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "Ah, it is good that you are eager. Let us meet in the 
    Dancing Boar Inn in Cyrene, where we can discuss terms for the public debate that we can schedule. 
    For to separate a man's ghostly soul from his body is mere child's play compared to the ability to 
    separate a man from his convictions. That is where the true soul lies."

    You tell Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "Or are you afraid, Caefir?"

    Halos tells you, "Sigh. Go away, Talonia."

    4067h, 3672m, 21225e, 19248w cexk-tell halos if only unpleasantness could be swatted away like that, Father. It cannot.
    Halos is not accepting tells right now.
    Halos would like you to know: I am busy reading and meditating at the moment. If you need to contact 
    me, please send a brief message and I will get back to you straightaway.'

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    Sorry to inconvenience you with my conversation, I forgot it was a single-player game. I hear there is usually nobody down in the Pit to bother you, though, maybe I can help you out next time. 

     
  • TaloniaTalonia
    That's understandable, though I submit that there may be better ways to convey that ICly than TELLSOFF.
  • EchaldEchald

    Gonna get right back to funny and relevant quotes, fresh from the press:

    (Newbie): Hiroma says, "You can lick mine, Zyl."
    (Newbie): Hiroma says, "Mis."

    ~Two minutes later~

    (Newbie): Hiroma says, "Although, for you hungry younguns, pay a visit to the candy shop in
    Tasur'ke!"

     

     

     

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