A few glasses of wine and six-pack abs. He's like putty in your hands after that.
You have no clue.
First off, it's whiskey. Wine's only for dinner or cheap drinking with my college friends.
Second, six-pack abs are terribly overrated. I prefer my dudes to have a little fluff around the middle, preferably with a bit of fur. Who the fuck wants to lie down on a washboard when they're watching monster movies? I'll take a nice little pillow any day.
Silly boy and your stereotypes.
[2:41:24 AM] Kenway: I bet you smell like evergreen trees and you could wrestle boreal mammals but they'd rather just cuddle you
btw, I didn't hoist you from stygian while you were doing that, did I? :O
Lol. Nah. You hoisted me about thirty seconds after logging in. I had just finished deffing. I normally stay shielded at all times because lol serpentganks, but I had just woken up and forgotten
I even managed to escape the retardation... only to find someone had monolithed my raido location
[2:41:24 AM] Kenway: I bet you smell like evergreen trees and you could wrestle boreal mammals but they'd rather just cuddle you
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In all seriousness, though, Zii's started out with torture, and a bard, even earned the title 'Daemonic Eulogist'.
In short, the boy ain't right.
I have undressed a god.
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
I even managed to escape the retardation... only to find someone had monolithed my raido location
Honourable, knight eternal,
Darkly evil, cruel infernal.
Necromanctic to the core,Dance with death forever more.
10/10
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Seriously though. Well done to all who contributed.