Movember 2013!

Mannimar

For the poor fools among us who are forever burdened by a beardless face.

And for the bearded lumberjacks who wish to amuse yourselves with their attempt at coming to terms with their childish appearance.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/painful-truths-only-guys-who-cant-grow-beards-will-unders

Kresslack

Aitox said:

Work does not allow any form of facial hair, unless for religious purposes. You actually get a written warning if the higher ranking officials catch you

Also:

Jovolo

I'm too late to participate and my hand-writing is terrible so I couldn't be bothered to write my name down, but here is my movember attempt up until about the 7th, and the second one is me earlier today. Not much improvement, but it'll blossom a week down the line. I hope.

IT'S SO BIG I made it smaller.

Antonius

How do you have a beard and still manage to look like you're 12? HOW?!

Jovolo

>< You can't see it but I'm also 6'1. People sort of glance at me, clock the height, beard and then the face and double take as I walk past. Maybe this month will be able to make me feel like a man for the first time in my life. 

Then again, probably not. Damn it.

Chryenth

That takes skill.

Mishgul

I look awful.

Achilles

I look and feel awful.  Is it November 30 yet?

Jovolo

@Mishgul you look great. That haircut is suaaveee as fuck.

@Achilles ain't looking too bad either ;D Beating that 'tache is going to give us guys some trouble.

Hegua

Mizik

Day 14 progress. Bring it on.

=((

Jovolo

Exactly two weeks progress as I started two days late: 

Lookit! I'm a real boy man! (I don't know what happened to the size here.)

"How the - do I use these spoiler tags?"

Oh yeah. I'm going to have to give up on the competition next week. I actually landed the job I went for, and I can't afford to look like a hobo during my first couple of weeks as a bartender, meaning a shave and a haircut will be necessary. Muchos luck to the rest of you guys, ciao. 

Eld

Can't tend bar looking like a hobo, but looking thirteen is fine? :-?

Jovolo

Whatever you O.A.P.

Eld

Cooper

After all these pathetic 'beards', I wish I had bothered to take a before picture of myself.

Jovolo

Interesting contribution to the thread. Feel free to shave and join in instead, there are still two weeks left. Put up or shut up, git.

Anaidiana

@mizik DAT DIMPLE

*swoon*

*joins team Mizik*

Gamoneterik

May

Strata

If i live to be 90 and that guy is running the bingo parlor I'm playing at, I'm going to stab myself with a dotter until I die of ink poisoning.

Jozlyn

@Strata I was really looking forward to seeing your mustache, color me disappointed.

Strata

Jozlyn said:

@Strata I was really looking forward to seeing your mustache, color me disappointed.

I didn't want to participate because it would have required me shaving at the beginning of the month. I do not shave. I go out in public looking like a neanderthal. If you are not comfortable with this, don't look at me.

Cahin

Mishgul said:

I look awful.

You have to have shaved 4 times this month already.

Mishgul

I have to shave every 30 minutes or it is unstoppable and that is when i am keeping a beard

Yang

Here's to week 2!

Kui

Kui

Cooper

Call 100% BS on Kui having shaved at the beginning of November.

And accept a formidable challenger in Yang.

p.s. ihawk

Gamoneterik

I still must insist... these are not Mos, they're Beards. Difference.