The Monastery's Secret Life

Orzaansyn

@Jiraishin told me it would be far better in a new thread. I do not know. Still, here it is.

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Found a cool online tool to create strips. For now only took characters for @Sherazad, @Ruth, @Zii, @Carmain, @Jurixe but others may appear later (if there is a "later")

CAST

EPISODE 1

Zii

The best way to check is wait for @Carmain to die to raiders.

Turoi

so Carmain is Jesus?

Nizaris

Turoi said:

so Carmain is Jesus?

And @Jurixe is one of the ghosts from Pacman ...

Orzaansyn

EPISODE 2

Kyrra

Oh gods, the facial expressions just fit so well. Haha.

Synbios

For a second, I thought the title was a realization of the Achaean desire for...ah, what do you humans call it?...lemony fanfic.

That being said, the comics are a very adorable alternative. And for some reason, Zii reminds me of

 

Sherazad

@Orzaansyn: I'm not sure if those are puffy sleeves or breasts. >.>

Turoi

Sherazad said:

@Orzaansyn: I'm not sure if those are puffy sleeves or breasts. >.>

puffy breasts

Zii

Sherazad said:

@Orzaansyn: I'm not sure if those are puffy sleeves or breasts. >.>

Dems orangutang tittehs

Orzaansyn

EPISODE 3

Starring @Ruth and @Carmain. Do not worry @Jurixe, your time will come.

Synbios

@Orzaansyn: Well, you could bring a few jugfuls of water...see where I'm getting at?

Orzaansyn

Episode 4

Damned, I made a mistake on the second "Dwarf"...

Alcinae

I just started re-reading these on break... I'm laughing so hard

Orzaansyn

Oh, that reminds me I should probably do a new episode very soon.

Taraza

Yes, yes you should

Boosteya

Also, @Jurixe is in all of these. Phased.

Hayte

Disappointed. Thought this was about the orgies

Boosteya

RIP @Orzaansyn 's comic?

Aww.

Orzaansyn

Patience.

Orzaansyn

I'm far too lazy to continue to do the proper comic (whic is really tedious to do, actually...), but let's see what we have there:

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Orzaansyn says, "My problem, when I tell my adventures is that I try to make them a little more ... "

Orzaansyn moves her hands vaguely. 

@Ruth says, "Yes. But ... Before making a little more ... "

Ruth makes the same gesture. 

Ruth says, "You might already wish to be understandable on the facts."

Orzaansyn says, "Well yeah .. But the facts ..."

Ruth rolls her eyes.

Ruth says, "Yes ... I know you do not kill twelve dragons per month ..."

Orzaansyn says, "I'm afraid it will not be interesting if I do not add some things." 

Ruth says, "But ... "

Ruth ponders the situation.

Ruth says, "Well, for example, this time, your story of an abandoned village. It's not bad, as a start, an abandoned village. Without adding anything, what happened exactly? 

Orzaansyn says, "Well nothing ... It was abandonned. There was noone there." 

Ruth raises an eyebrow.

Ruth says, "But there was not an old man your village? You talked about an old man."

Orzaansyn says, "No, there was none."

Ruth says, "The old man was also an addition?"

Orzaansyn nods carefully.

Ruth narrows her eyes.

Ruth says, "It is true that there is always an old man in your stories ..."

Orzaansyn says, "Yeah. Or an old woman sometimes."

Ruth says, "And every time it's not true ?"

Orzaansyn says, "It has been once. A couple of old people who had thrown me carrots."

Ruth gives a puzzled look.

Orzaansyn says, "Oh. I've never told that to the Council."

Ruth waves her hand dismissively.

Ruth says, "But it is normal to invent a little ... But do not invent everything either ..."

Ruth freezes for a moment.

Ruth says, " ... So, for this paticluar report, for exemple. The first error is that directly at the beginning. We do not understand anything. Please repeat what you said?"

Orzaansyn says, "I arrive at the village. Finally, I was not quite arrived. Because the village is in two parts, actually. But the first part is not really the village yet. And of course there was noone. Or at the beginning ... because even in the part of the village where it is not the village yet, there was noone either. But that does not change anything to the adventure."

Ruth says, "We understand nothing and we do not care. You run into too much explanations." 

Orzaansyn says, "But what need I say then?"

Ruth says, "I arrived in an abandonned village." 

Orzaansyn says, "But then we do not understand there are two parts in the village." 

Ruth says, "But we do not care there are two parts in that damned village. You intend to buy it?"

Orzaansyn says, "Oh no, I do not even plan return to return there." 

Ruth says, "That's it. So. "I arrived in an abandonned village." And after?"

Orzaansyn says, "After for real or after with the old man?" 

Ruth says, "No no no no. After for real. We'll see later with the old man."

Orzaansyn says, "Well, for real ... hrm ... I waited ten minutes and then I went back home." 

Ruth says, "Wait. You're telling me that you did nothing at all?" 

Orzaansyn says, "I find myself in the middle of an abandonned village, there's not a cat, not a donkey, nothing ... What could I do there?" 

Ruth says, "I do not find myself in an abandonned village if I have not a clue of something. I do not wander purposelessly without knowing where I go." 

Orzaansyn says, "Well, for me it was ... instinct. Something like that."

Ruth says, "Ah. Awsome. That will make a wonderful report."

Orzaansyn says, "That is why I add an old man."

Ruth closes her eyes, discouraged.

Later, in the Council Chamber.

Orzaansyn says, "Oh no, he told me nothing."

@Jurixe says, "Nothing at all?" 

Orzaansyn says, "Well. I do not know... "Greetings, Ambassador.". What you want he tells me?" 

Ruth frowns. 

@Nocroth says, "We, nothing ... We have not even understood where he came from, that old man ... "

Orzaansyn says, "Well he came from of his house, where do you think he could come from?" 

Jurixe says, "But I thought all the houses were abandoned?"

Caoimhaen

XDDD my brain hurts now @Orzaansyn‌ . That was frickin hilarious.

Saeva

@Orzaansyn .... How? How are you so wonderful? That made made me laugh so happily!

Aquilora

Rofl @Orzaansyn You're amazing, and the carrots caught my attention. You know why.  :P

Orzaansyn

Part 2!

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The meeting in the Council Room continues. @Zii is angry. 

Zii says, "Oh no! It is not possible! Not again!"

@Jurixe says, "Do not be upset, Daemonic Hand."

Zii says, "That I am not to be upset? Ah well it shows that it is not you who has her as Priora. Because here there is an old man. But in two seconds it will be an old woman. Or a horse. Or a slug!"

Orzaansyn says, "Oh no. It is an old man. I promise I do not change anything." 

Zii says, "You tell exactly what happened. If it is an old man, it is an old man." 

@Nocroth says, "Even if it is not great ... "

Orzaansyn says to Nocroth, "What? You want me to change? It is fine if you prefer it." 

Zii stands and leaves. He slams the door loudly.

Later, everyone is gone but @Ruth.

Ruth says, "Finally , will you make an effort? You already invent everything, at least try it is not too much seen."

Orzaansyn says, "But everyone invents. Save for @Carmain."

Ruth says, "What, save for Carmain? How do you know he does not invent?"

Orzaansyn says, "Well, I know, but ... It sounds so real."

Ruth says, "No, but that's the thing. It sounds real. And why does it sounds real?"

Orzaansyn says, "First, he does not hesitate."

Ruth says, "Exactly. He sounds certain of what he says. Nobody ever went to check if it was true or not."

Orzaansyn says, "Maybe it is all lies, then!"

Ruth says, "I do not think so ... But maybe he adds a little to make it more adventurous."

Orzaansyn says, "And with him, by chance, there's never an old man!"

Ruth says, "No, but ... You know ... There's only you who is fantasizing about old men."

Orzaansyn says, "It is always great, an old man. They arrive, it's super mysterious."

Ruth gives a skeptical look.

Ruth says, "Old is mysterious ? Are you kidding me ? You, whenever you tell about an old man : he arrives, he says nothing."

Orzaansyn says, "Precisely. He says nothing, we do not know anything he thinks. It is mysterious."

Ruth says, "No, it sucks. Because even if you really wish to put an old man, just get one who at least gives you a clue about something."

Orzaansyn says, "A clue? That's a deadly idea."

Ruth says, "Yeah. It's original, mostly ..."

Orzaansyn nods, impressed.

Ruth

A+ effort. You capture how I speak as Ruth perfectly in non-official capacities. Laughed loudly at the whole thing.

Orzaansyn

Part III

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Back in the Council Chamber, Orzaansyn says her report.

Orzaansyn says, "I arrived at the lake, nobody. It was deserted. And I do not need to say more. "Deserted" that's enough, everyone understands."

@Ruth rolls her eyes. 

Orzaansyn says, "All of a sudden there's an old man who arrives ... "

@Nocroth says, "Again?"

@Zii says, "Ok. This time, I'm not listening. If it is to become crazy ... "

Orzaansyn says, "Oh no but wait! It's really mysterious. And not because the old man says nothing. In fact he gave me something."

@Jurixe says, "But what?"

Orzaansyn smiles at Ruth.

Orzaansyn says, "A clue."

@Carmain says, "It sounds very exciting."

Ruth gives a skeptical look at Carmain.

Ruth says, "Wait, wait, let her finish ... "

Jurixe says, "What was the clue?"

Orzaansyn says to Jurixe, "What do you mean?"

Nocroth says, "You have not spoken about a clue?"

Orzaansyn says, "Oh yes, he gave me a clue, period. I did not mean to spend the evening on it."

Orzaansyn glances at Ruth, in search of support.

Orzaansyn says, "This is already quite mysterious like that ... "

Zii says, "But which kind of clue? Don't be stupid!"

Orzaansyn looks around, visibly lost.

Orzaansyn says, "Well uh ... It had a quite pretty color, uh ... red?" 

Ruth closes her eyes and sighs.

Orzaansyn says, "No, strawberry! Rather strawberry. Quite round, a bit long ... A quite beautiful clue." 

Zii stands and slams the door while he leaves the room.

Orzaansyn says, "But I did not take with me because I had not enough room in my pack. If I had to bring back all the clues old men gives me ... "

Orzaansyn

Episode IV

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@Ruth and Orzaansyn are again alone together, Ruth is discouraged.

Ruth says, "A clue is any information that can help us to solve something."

Orzaansyn says, "But what does it looks like ?"

Ruth says, "It looks like nothing"

Ruth sighs.

Ruth says, "This is an indication."

Orzaansyn says, "There are not have several kinds?"

Ruth says, "No ..."

Ruth sighs again.

Ruth says, "Yes, in a a way... There is several kinds. But I mean it's not tangible, you know? It's like a word. A word. You can not say what it looks like. A word is a word."

Orzaansyn wags a finger.

Orzaansyn says, "It looks like something with letters."

Ruth gets angry.

Ruth says, "Well, this clue is any indication, that's it."

Orzaansyn says, "It's like a sign."

Ruth begins to frown, then looks pleasantly surprised.

Ruth says, "Yes. Absolutely, yes. Yes, because you see, a sign..."

Ruth ponders a little.

Ruth says, "It gives you an indication of the road ahead, to go somewhere."

Orzaansyn says, "An indication or a clue?"

Ruth says, "But it's the same if you think about it, because they both direct you."

Orzaansyn sounds puzzled.

Orzaansyn says, "Even if the road is winding?"

Ruth freezes.

Orzaansyn says, "It is not how you say it?"

Ruth massages her temples, her patience visibly wearing thin.

Ruth says, "Listen carefully."

Ruth takes a pie from her bag and places it on the table.

Ruth says, "Ruth invites you. This is the inciting incident. Act Two, she explains you things but you do not understand. In addition, you annoy her, and she will express you her annoyance."

Ruth slowly lowers Orzaansyn's head in the pie until her face is covered.

Ruth says, "Now, you understand a tiny bit the principle or not?"

Orzaansyn

EPISODE V

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@Hasar and Orzaansyn are training. In a swift move, Hasar disarms Orzaansyn.

Orzaansyn says, "Well done, Lord Marshal, this is a really good move."

Hasar says, "Thank you, Priora."

Orzaansyn says, "Did I make any progress?"

Hasar gives a skeptical look to Orzaansyn.

Hasar says, "What do you call 'progress', precisely?"

Orzaansyn says, "Well... Not long ago, I was not even able to hold my blade. You disarmed me in 2 seconds. But now, you disarm me in... How much?"

Hasar rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Hasar says, "I do not know... 2 seconds."

Orzaansyn smiles softly.

Orzaansyn says, "Please, Lord Marshal, tell me... I progressed a lot or not?"

Hasar narrows his eyes, thinking.

Hasar says, "I would say that on a scale from 1 to 100, you went from 5 to 6."

Orzaansyn says, "A scale?"

Orzaansyn squints at the draconic form of Hasar, looking impressed.

Later, in Mhaldor Council Chamber.

Orzaansyn says, "I'd rather like that when I speak, you all listen to me."

@Ruth says, "What is wrong again?"

Orzaansyn squints at Hasar with a smile.

Orzaansyn says, "On a scale of 2 to 76. And I am not a dragon."

@Ruth rolls her eyes. @Zii stands, then leaves the room.

Orzaansyn says, "Form 2 to 71, noone is listening, from 72 to 75 people do not care about what I say, and only at 76, people are listening without admonishing me."

Saeva

I will never stop loving these.

Caoimhaen

I just sit here laughing to myself. Haha. I never get tired of these.