Achaeanised spoofs and parodies

Boosteya

Some of us apparently do well at putting original Achaean lyrics to music - which in turn is not original to us.

Not that I'm one of them, per se, but I sure like to try.

To the tune of Veruca Salt -Seether:

Something for the old crowd: Weaver.

Weaver is never 'Clem' or 'Ment.'

If you call him either you'll repent.

I tried to talk my way out of it.

I tried to calm Him down.

I got zapped dead and fell on the ground, yeah.

Can't slight the Weaver.

Can't slight the Weaver.

Can't slight the Weaver,

He's got spies on every chan.

Weaver is neither drunk nor crude.

Weaver's quite amusing, a cool dude.

I tried to make it on His last day,

I wasn't there, my fault.

Not one planted fern on any alt, yeah.

I miss the Weaver.

I miss the Weaver.

I miss the Weaver,

And I know that He is never coming back.

Please come back. You are awesome.

Please come back, join a chan and jaw some.

Oh I know that You have long moved on

But I'm sure You could visit.

And I know that You have long been gone.

It's not unreasonable, now, is it?

Please tell the Weaver

Please tell the Weaver

Please tell the Weaver

That he's still missed by those who remember Him, yeah.

Weaver

Please tell the Weaver

Please tell the Weaver

Please tell the Weaver

If He comes back we'll say Clementius, not Clem, yeah.

Beya

Well, that's one more song added to my playlist.

Really well constructed. Nicely played, Boosty.

Erasariel

I am so tempted to upload Saadya's "I am Shaitan", but I'm not at the comp right now. Stay tuned!

Boosteya

Beya said:

Well, that's one more song added to my playlist.

Really well constructed. Nicely played, Boosty.

Thank you very much.

Boosteya

for @Amunet and anyone else who generally dislikes mudsexers:

Vagina dentata, it's a gift from a God

Vagina dentata, I'm part lycopod.

It means no mudsex

Though you might like my bod.

Got a mudsex-free

Girl cavity

Vagina dentata.

Amunet

@Boosteya, that reminds me of the movie Teeth.

Boosteya

Amunet said:

@Boosteya, that reminds me of the movie Teeth.

I have never seen that, but yeah...

Zeon

Been watching the Book Of Mormon which is really great. Figured I'd come up with something since I couldn't get this song out of my head.

original lyrics are here: http://www.themusicallyrics.com/b/225-the-book-of-mormon-musical/1310-two-by-two.html

if you want to listen to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kq7RwI91UU

my parody: http://pastebin.com/RyPsdrNg

Mannimar

Amunet said:

@Boosteya, that reminds me of the movie Teeth.

Why must you give me nightmares... and remind me of the wasted time watching that movie

Xith

If you havin Dex problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a monk ain't one. Hit me!

Lucine

Zeon said:

Been watching the Book Of Mormon which is really great. Figured I'd come up with something since I couldn't get this song out of my head.

original lyrics are here: http://www.themusicallyrics.com/b/225-the-book-of-mormon-musical/1310-two-by-two.html

if you want to listen to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kq7RwI91UU

my parody: http://pastebin.com/RyPsdrNg

Never has it been so awkward to listen to a musical than when living with devout Mormons.

Chryenth

@Idelisa

To the sound of Druids pounding away,

To the rhythm of an awful aeonlock play;

we fall and break, but don't sleep

all the gold we take makes us thieves

Like Naga without Mhaldor;

just steal and promise ganks or else.

We strike at your knees, it's true
under a sky no longer blue
We fight, all day long for you
but we sow heartseeds to see us through
'cause sometimes we are lead by fools
we'll wait for the kills that we are due.

To the rhythm of a holobomb ticking away,
and the glare of the Serpents combing the streets.
Chased down with darkshade, it sucks,
you're safe until the sun comes up

We strike at your knees, it's true
under a sky no longer blue
we fight all day long for you
but we sow heartseeds to see us through
'cause sometimes we are lead by fools
Look now at what they've done to you

Rapiers buried in the red,
the Dragon roars, and then it's dead
but it never works, because we don't live we just 'burst
on the inks that you throw away.

I won't crawl on my knees to you
I won't believe the lies that hide the truth
I won't fight with one more strat from you.

Because we are the gank that's killing you
we are the thief that's robbing you
we crawl, we fight, we steal from you!

We sow heartseeds to see us through
our kills are precious and so few.
We all reap what we are due.

Under this sky no longer blue
we bring the change, long overdue
we crawl, we fight, we steal from you!

Best I could do for Rise Against: Reeducation by Labor on short notice.

Idelisa

Ugh, I have so much hate for you right now.   There are not enough angry bunny pictures to express my extreme displeasure in you.

also, good job. 

Chryenth

So it's been a while. I was playing Youtube Link Wars earlier, and happened upon With Catlike Tread.

Enjoy.

Mhaldor: With a Naga's tread,

From our prey we steal,

Tormented, Silenced, Dread-

Their true Strength, we reveal.

 

NO SAYS AT ALL,

We never speak a word;

A BM's footfall,

Would be distinctly heard!

 

Shamans: Tzantza tzantza !

 

Mhaldor: So stealthily the Naga creeps,

Whilst the city soundly sleeps;

 

Come, friends, who plough the sea;

Truce to navigation,

Leave AFK for later,

Let's vary piracy

With a little theft RP!

 

Naga: Here's his gold,

And here's the rest of it;

His life is over,

That's the gank squad's bit.

 

Our silent raiding,

Their precious treasures seize;

We'll take our time,

And everything we please.

 

Shamans: Tzantza

Mhaldor: With a Naga's tread,

Shamans: Tzantza

Mhaldor: Torment, silence, dread.

 

With a Naga's tread,

From our prey we steal,

Tormented, Silenced, Dread-

Their true Strength, we reveal.

 

NO SAYS AT ALL,

We never speak a word;

A BM's footfall,

Would be distinctly heard!

 

Come, friends, who plough the sea;

Truce to navigation,

Leave AFK for later,

Let's vary piracy

With a little theft RP!

 

With a Naga's tread,

From our prey we steal,

Tormented, Silenced, Dread-

Their true Strength, we reveal.