Achaeanised spoofs and parodies

edited August 2012 in The Blank Canvas
Some of us apparently do well at putting original Achaean lyrics to music - which in turn is not original to us.

Not that I'm one of them, per se, but I sure like to try.

To the tune of Veruca Salt -Seether:

Something for the old crowd: Weaver.

Weaver is never 'Clem' or 'Ment.'
If you call him either you'll repent.
I tried to talk my way out of it.
I tried to calm Him down.
I got zapped dead and fell on the ground, yeah.

Can't slight the Weaver.
Can't slight the Weaver.
Can't slight the Weaver,
He's got spies on every chan.

Weaver is neither drunk nor crude.
Weaver's quite amusing, a cool dude.

I tried to make it on His last day,
I wasn't there, my fault.
Not one planted fern on any alt, yeah.

I miss the Weaver.
I miss the Weaver.
I miss the Weaver,
And I know that He is never coming back.

Please come back. You are awesome.
Please come back, join a chan and jaw some.
Oh I know that You have long moved on
But I'm sure You could visit.
And I know that You have long been gone.
It's not unreasonable, now, is it?

Please tell the Weaver
Please tell the Weaver
Please tell the Weaver
That he's still missed by those who remember Him, yeah.
Weaver
Please tell the Weaver
Please tell the Weaver
Please tell the Weaver
If He comes back we'll say Clementius, not Clem, yeah.


Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π

Comments

  • Well, that's one more song added to my playlist.

    Really well constructed. Nicely played, Boosty.
    "Trust in me, Universe, I will deliver / the promise that no-one shall ever / set their mind to games or play / for Serious Order is the way. I will not rest until it is done; / rules will be made for everyone. / They will know Order and its graces - and just like me, all shall be Greyfaces." - The Heroes of Sapience, Act 5, Greyface.
  • I am so tempted to upload Saadya's "I am Shaitan", but I'm not at the comp right now. Stay tuned!


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  • Beya said:
    Well, that's one more song added to my playlist.

    Really well constructed. Nicely played, Boosty.
    Thank you very much.
    Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π
  • AmunetAmunet Spokane, Washington, USA
    @Boosteya, that reminds me of the movie Teeth.
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  • Amunet said:
    @Boosteya, that reminds me of the movie Teeth.
    I have never seen that, but yeah...
    Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π
  • Been watching the Book Of Mormon which is really great. Figured I'd come up with something since I couldn't get this song out of my head.

                   Party right, party hard,

                                            Sing and dance, perfect bard.

                                                                     Prefarar loop, accentato whore,

                                                                                             Buy a new rapier, get nerfed some more.

  • Amunet said:
    @Boosteya, that reminds me of the movie Teeth.
    Why must you give me nightmares... and remind me of the wasted time watching that movie
  • If you havin Dex problems, I feel bad for you, son
    I got 99 problems, but a monk ain't one. Hit me!

    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
  • edited December 2012
    Ugh, I have so much hate for you right now.   There are not enough angry bunny pictures to express my extreme displeasure in you.

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    also, good job. 
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  • So it's been a while. I was playing Youtube Link Wars earlier, and happened upon With Catlike Tread.

    Enjoy.


    Mhaldor: With a Naga's tread,

    From our prey we steal,

    Tormented, Silenced, Dread-

    Their true Strength, we reveal.

     

    NO SAYS AT ALL,

    We never speak a word;

    A BM's footfall,

    Would be distinctly heard!

     

    Shamans: Tzantza tzantza !

     

    Mhaldor: So stealthily the Naga creeps,

    Whilst the city soundly sleeps;

     

    Come, friends, who plough the sea;

    Truce to navigation,

    Leave AFK for later,

    Let's vary piracy

    With a little theft RP!

     

    Naga: Here's his gold,

    And here's the rest of it;

    His life is over,

    That's the gank squad's bit.

     

    Our silent raiding,

    Their precious treasures seize;

    We'll take our time,

    And everything we please.

     

    Shamans: Tzantza

    Mhaldor: With a Naga's tread,

    Shamans: Tzantza

    Mhaldor: Torment, silence, dread.

     

    With a Naga's tread,

    From our prey we steal,

    Tormented, Silenced, Dread-

    Their true Strength, we reveal.

     

    NO SAYS AT ALL,

    We never speak a word;

    A BM's footfall,

    Would be distinctly heard!

     

    Come, friends, who plough the sea;

    Truce to navigation,

    Leave AFK for later,

    Let's vary piracy

    With a little theft RP!

     

    With a Naga's tread,

    From our prey we steal,

    Tormented, Silenced, Dread-

    Their true Strength, we reveal.

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