Behold My Malevolence

Exelethril

                   

Aesgar

Exelethril said:

                   

Now I'm confused. Where did this one come from?

Nazihk

IIRC, that's the guy from God of War.

Pyori

That is Kratos, yes. 

Sartan very much resembles him. Exelethril was doing what I do in Discord a lot, and compare the two

Kriex

I always saw Kratos as more Aegis than Sartan. 

Pyori

Aegis looks nothing like Kratos

Exelethril

Aegis = John Boyega? 

Achilles

Aegis head is too small, built like young Shaq.

Morthif

that sword is a terrible Warp Witch too

Caelan

Achilles said:

Aegis head is too small, built like young Shaq.

@Sartan's head is way too small, imo.

Thalyssra

Ahem....since my first IC bardic composition would likely get me shrubbed and murdered...
I will instead do it on the forums:

Sartan: a song

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Sartan

Looking so down in the dumps

All of Mhaldor would love to be you, Sartan!

Sacrifice ourselves one by one just for fun.

There's no man in town as admired as You

You're everyone's favorite God

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see whyyyyyy

No one's slick as Sartan

No one's quick as Sartan

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Sartan

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Cooper, Aegoth, or Kiet

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

Who plays darts like Sartan?

Who breaks hearts like Sartan?

Who’s much more than the sum of his parts of Apollyon and Shaitan?

As a specimen, yes, He's Intimidating!

My, what a God, that Sartan!

Armali

A like for the line, No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Sartan

Augtavian

Wow! That Sartan picture is good enough to be on the side of a van! Could use more tigers though... 10/10

Astarod

That's so awesome. It'd be cool to have a page where all the immortals have their favorite picture that describes them, kind of like a yearbook. haha. Kind of like how all the cities are set up to give some kind of visual foundation to imagine some of these awesome situations we keep having.