Announcement

Tsara

"ANNOUNCE NEWS #3731
Date: 11/21/2012 at 21:04
From: Sarapis, the Logos
To : Everyone
Subj: You may want to be here....

....approximately one hour after the Serenade, today.

Penned by My hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 611 AF."

Im not really good at calculating times but is that in 2 hours?

Trey

Yes

Tsara

oh well good thing I dont have to work tomorrow

Trance

Sarapis being ominous again?

Sure, I'll show up.

Beya

Four outcomes.

1) Babel turns up and calls it game over.

2) Massive war or attack where we're all killed by a shockwave that passes over Sapience.

3) Bal'met eats all the Divine and Sarapis takes off his mask revealing it to be Him all along and for us all to worship Him and Him alone.

4) Massive war or attack where all the remaining kill-list Divine are executed... and then Bal'met pegs it, followed by 2), 3) and then 1).

Tsara

5) Sarapis announces he sold the game to Sony or EA along with our souls.

Lucine

Bal'met is going to explode into a thousand turkeys, full of his essence.  To get rid of him, we will have to hunt down the turkeys and eat every single one of them.  After which, we will all go into a turkey coma so fierce that we'll wake up three hundred years in the future.

Tarkanian

Great. I really really hate my job right now.

But thank God, I have one.

Keep us updated please, for those who can't make it.

Velyse

Tarkanian said:

Great. I really really hate my job right now.

But thank God, I have one.

Keep us updated please, for those who can't make it.

All that's going to happen is Sarapis will log in and shout, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!"

Sarapis

Lucine said:

Bal'met is going to explode into a thousand turkeys, full of his essence.  To get rid of him, we will have to hunt down the turkeys and eat every single one of them.  After which, we will all go into a turkey coma so fierce that we'll wake up three hundred years in the future.

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TURKEYS?!

Silas

Turkey cryostasis. Interesting twist.

Idelisa

<.<

Do be so kind to have at least one Tofurkey.  Kthxbai.

Wilhelmina

Gunslinger class, here we come!

Synbios

Sarapis said:

Lucine said:

Bal'met is going to explode into a thousand turkeys, full of his essence.  To get rid of him, we will have to hunt down the turkeys and eat every single one of them.  After which, we will all go into a turkey coma so fierce that we'll wake up three hundred years in the future.

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TURKEYS?!

You muttered something about turkeys in your last chess match.

Sarapis exclaims, "Ten-thousand thundering turkeys!"

*the above log may or may not be legit

Trey

Wilhelmina said:

Gunslinger class, here we come!

Don't tease me, bro

Beya

Then the game moves into Tears of Polaris, which is why there was a Sylvan class in the game.

Cooper

IT IS TIME!

Shahai

The announce is still there... Should we be there at this time everyday?

Oceana

Every day, all day!

Veldrin

Shahai said:

The announce is still there... Should we be there at this time everyday?

Well I'm not gonna pull another all nighter for this I think, least not on a day where I have to go to work the day after.

Ellodin

Tsara said:

5) Sarapis announces he sold the game to Sony or EA along with our souls.

disney?  achaea star wars?  no?

Sylvance

Ellodin said:

Tsara said:

5) Sarapis announces he sold the game to Sony or EA along with our souls.

disney?  achaea star wars?  no?

Kingdom Hearts.  Which would be good; their tutorial/class selection was sexayer than ours.  And Sylvance would look effing awesome with a keyblade and an Organisation XIII hooded coat.