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Cards Against Humanity : Achaea Version.

TahquilTahquil
in North of Thera
Hi guys!

As part of the Aussie meet we're going to play Cards Against Humanity, that's a given. HOWEVER! We're going to try and get some blank cards for distinctly Achaean questions and answers to mix in.

Give us you best horrible Achaean question and answers for us to use!
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  • MinifieMinifie
    The newest Celani, (insert cool celani name here) Lord of ____________
  • MinifieMinifie
    Answer: Szanthax wrapped in warm butter.
  • KadenKaden
    Question:

    ___ is how I fuel my Gleam habit.

    Answers:

    runic totems
    barbecued atavian
    Maim's son
  • TreyTrey
    Vault of dildos what? 

  • MinifieMinifie
    edited April 2016
    Trey said:
    Vault of dildos what? 
    It's what I always imagined Trey spends his vast fortunes on, never uses them just has them scurried away in a vault under mhaldor.

    Changed it for you <3
  • AereidhnaAereidhna Dallas
    This is brilliant. I'd love it if we did an online CAH game with Achaeans too :D I'm not sure if the online version has options to add your own cards...I will research.
  • KadenKaden
    Answers:

    Powdered orphans
    Cyrenian guard stack
  • AereidhnaAereidhna Dallas
    Question: Get Dr. Kortoxian's newest, hottest item: ________
  • TahquilTahquil
    ________________ : The newest mudsex fad
  • JukilianJukilian
    Answers:

    Aodfionn's mistells
    Eleusian treehuggers
    Cyrenian sirens/rajamalans/etc
  • MinifieMinifie
    Blujixapug said:
    As I walked into the grove, I immediately saw the two people there emoting ____.

    Activating Mindread, I was traumatised to overhear a tell about ____.

    After I finished ____, Tecton revealed himself. He'd seen everything.

    After my mistell about ____ went to the city channel, my only choice was to log out forever.
    After Sarapis promised ____, Blujixapug promptly returned to the realms.
  • JukilianJukilian
    Ship changes have been put on hold in lieu of _____.
  • TahquilTahquil
    I realize we can't place the super vulgar ones here :(.
  • TreyTrey
    Viola 

  • JukilianJukilian
    edited April 2016
    Tahquil said:
    Horkval porn.
    Coin-sized nipples.
    Softly gagging.
    The Red Wedding.
     =^.^= Nyyyyaaahhhh <3
    I thought it was coin-sized areolas.

    Edit: More stuff.

    a rustling shrubbery
    Fluffy the Kraken (is that right?)
    hunting changes
    ship changes
    OP <insert class name here>
    the fluctuating credit market
    Shallam's newest swimming pool
    Pericles' door fetish
  • FrederichFrederich
    Questions:

    Standing under the Minian Archway, I saw ______.
    The most fascinating topic of discussion on CT today was __________.
    When ______ illusioned me, I saw _____.
    The Wheel of fortune gave me _____.
    100 years after the Bal'met Saga, the Garden reveals the next new big event: The Saga of __________.

    Answers:
    Minian Hookers™
    Bashing
    Holocaust Globe
    Talisman Pieces
    Newbie Sirens™

  • LyrinLyrin
    edited April 2016
    Answer:  a pudgy beaver
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    Question:
    I played Blade Roulette and Murad gave me: __________.
    The Gods are dying like flies, who would've guessed it would be caused by ___________.
    My latest scripting project will allow me to __________ automatically.
    I afk'd for five minutes and came back to discover ___________.
    Someone submitted a classlead for ___________.
    In an attempt to ____________, the Sartai enacted the ritual of _____________.

    Answer:
    Mule #155
    That was Disrespectful
    It was Slith!
    Twilight's latest drug binge
    Timezone abuse
    Issued
    Cain's last laptop
    Hail Neroes
    Spy RP
    You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.
    By the power of AMEX!!
    Achilles Math




  • GreysGreys
    You could make your own deck fairly easily if you guys have tabletop simulator:
    http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160/
    Heh, just noticed it is half off right now. It is a handy program for a virtual tabletop. I used it to for all sorts of board games and its quite easy to make your own card decks.
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    edited April 2016
    Oh my god I really want to play Achaean CAH right now. :(

    Question:
    Sartan's latest order has Mhaldorians scrambling to ___________.
    The latest combat changes has allowed ________ to suddenly ________.
    Along with Logosmas, Mayaween, the Quinquagenary, and the aurora supernalis, Achaea's newest holiday is _________.
    Have you heard of the latest drama about _______?
    The newest Achaean class has the skills of _______, _______, and _______.
    The latest playable race gets its roots from __________.


    Answer:
    Soon(tm)
    Throw your laptop out of a second-story window.
    Excommunication
    Ganking
    Auto beckon
    Auto targetting
    The New A-Team


    Edit: As an aside, I would 100% encourage digging through the Achaean meme thread, Tah. There's probably some real gems in there.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • AesgarAesgar
    A large, prismatic Wheel of Fortune slows down to a halt, rewarding you with ___________
  • CooperCooper
    Answer: inch long nipples

  • KadenKaden
    Answer: 50 donkey mounts
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