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Cards Against Humanity : Achaea Version.

TahquilTahquil Member Posts: 4,377 @@ - Legendary Achaean
Hi guys!

As part of the Aussie meet we're going to play Cards Against Humanity, that's a given. HOWEVER! We're going to try and get some blank cards for distinctly Achaean questions and answers to mix in.

Give us you best horrible Achaean question and answers for us to use!
AerekQwynRohai
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  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,376 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    The newest Celani, (insert cool celani name here) Lord of ____________


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    TahquilAereidhnaQwynElipise
  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,376 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Answer: Szanthax wrapped in warm butter.


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    QwynAesgarSzanthaxElipise
  • KadenKaden Member Posts: 460 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Question:

    ___ is how I fuel my Gleam habit.

    Answers:

    runic totems
    barbecued atavian
    Maim's son
    AereidhnaQwynTrillianaElipise
  • TreyTrey Member Posts: 4,797 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Vault of dildos what? 

    QwynTrillianaElipise
  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,376 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited April 2016
    Trey said:
    Vault of dildos what? 
    It's what I always imagined Trey spends his vast fortunes on, never uses them just has them scurried away in a vault under mhaldor.

    Changed it for you <3


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    TrillianaElipise
  • AereidhnaAereidhna DallasMember Posts: 682 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    This is brilliant. I'd love it if we did an online CAH game with Achaeans too :D I'm not sure if the online version has options to add your own cards...I will research.
    Qwyn
  • KadenKaden Member Posts: 460 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Answers:

    Powdered orphans
    Cyrenian guard stack
    QwynTrillianaElipise
  • AereidhnaAereidhna DallasMember Posts: 682 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Question: Get Dr. Kortoxian's newest, hottest item: ________
    QwynTrilliana
  • TahquilTahquil Member Posts: 4,377 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    ________________ : The newest mudsex fad
    QwynTrillianaAesgarAereidhna
  • JukilianJukilian Member Posts: 1,579 @ - Epic Achaean
    Answers:

    Aodfionn's mistells
    Eleusian treehuggers
    Cyrenian sirens/rajamalans/etc
    QwynTrillianaElipiseAereidhna
  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,376 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    As I walked into the grove, I immediately saw the two people there emoting ____.

    Activating Mindread, I was traumatised to overhear a tell about ____.

    After I finished ____, Tecton revealed himself. He'd seen everything.

    After my mistell about ____ went to the city channel, my only choice was to log out forever.
    After Sarapis promised ____, Blujixapug promptly returned to the realms.


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    QwynTrilliana
  • JukilianJukilian Member Posts: 1,579 @ - Epic Achaean
    Ship changes have been put on hold in lieu of _____.
    QwynTrillianaAereidhna
  • TahquilTahquil Member Posts: 4,377 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I realize we can't place the super vulgar ones here :(.
    Trilliana
  • TreyTrey Member Posts: 4,797 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Viola 

    TrillianaElipise
  • JukilianJukilian Member Posts: 1,579 @ - Epic Achaean
    edited April 2016
    Tahquil said:
    Horkval porn.
    Coin-sized nipples.
    Softly gagging.
    The Red Wedding.
     =^.^= Nyyyyaaahhhh <3
    I thought it was coin-sized areolas.

    Edit: More stuff.

    a rustling shrubbery
    Fluffy the Kraken (is that right?)
    hunting changes
    ship changes
    OP <insert class name here>
    the fluctuating credit market
    Shallam's newest swimming pool
    Pericles' door fetish
    QwynTrillianaElipiseAereidhna
  • FrederichFrederich Member Posts: 1,243 @ - Epic Achaean
    Questions:

    Standing under the Minian Archway, I saw ______.
    The most fascinating topic of discussion on CT today was __________.
    When ______ illusioned me, I saw _____.
    The Wheel of fortune gave me _____.
    100 years after the Bal'met Saga, the Garden reveals the next new big event: The Saga of __________.

    Answers:
    Minian Hookers™
    Bashing
    Holocaust Globe
    Talisman Pieces
    Newbie Sirens™

    QwynTrillianaElipiseAereidhna
  • LyrinLyrin Member Posts: 191 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    edited April 2016
    Answer:  a pudgy beaver
    TrillianaElipise
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess BellatereMember, Seafaring Liason Posts: 3,054 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Question:
    I played Blade Roulette and Murad gave me: __________.
    The Gods are dying like flies, who would've guessed it would be caused by ___________.
    My latest scripting project will allow me to __________ automatically.
    I afk'd for five minutes and came back to discover ___________.
    Someone submitted a classlead for ___________.
    In an attempt to ____________, the Sartai enacted the ritual of _____________.

    Answer:
    Mule #155
    That was Disrespectful
    It was Slith!
    Twilight's latest drug binge
    Timezone abuse
    Issued
    Cain's last laptop
    Hail Neroes
    Spy RP
    You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.
    By the power of AMEX!!
    Achilles Math




    QwynElipiseAereidhna
  • GreysGreys Member, Seafaring Liason Posts: 713 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    You could make your own deck fairly easily if you guys have tabletop simulator:
    http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160/
    Heh, just noticed it is half off right now. It is a handy program for a virtual tabletop. I used it to for all sorts of board games and its quite easy to make your own card decks.
    TrillianaElipise
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, FloridaMember Posts: 5,085 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited April 2016
    Oh my god I really want to play Achaean CAH right now. :(

    Question:
    Sartan's latest order has Mhaldorians scrambling to ___________.
    The latest combat changes has allowed ________ to suddenly ________.
    Along with Logosmas, Mayaween, the Quinquagenary, and the aurora supernalis, Achaea's newest holiday is _________.
    Have you heard of the latest drama about _______?
    The newest Achaean class has the skills of _______, _______, and _______.
    The latest playable race gets its roots from __________.


    Answer:
    Soon(tm)
    Throw your laptop out of a second-story window.
    Excommunication
    Ganking
    Auto beckon
    Auto targetting
    The New A-Team


    Edit: As an aside, I would 100% encourage digging through the Achaean meme thread, Tah. There's probably some real gems in there.
               My wing tips waltz across naive
                     Wood floors they creak
                  Innocently down the stairs

                          Drag melody
    My percussive feet serve cobweb headaches as a
              Matching set of marching clocks
                The slumbering apparitions
              That they've come to wake up
    QwynTrillianaAesgarElipise
  • AesgarAesgar Member Posts: 450 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    A large, prismatic Wheel of Fortune slows down to a halt, rewarding you with ___________
    AerekElipiseTrilliana
  • CooperCooper Member Posts: 5,300 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Answer: inch long nipples

    Elipise
  • KadenKaden Member Posts: 460 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Answer: 50 donkey mounts
    ElipiseTrilliana
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