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Ideally I'd want @Lynara
, since this Achaean parody I have in mind was something he asked for. You don't need to sing; it's... technically rap. I think? Mostly. And it's humour, so if you want to sing badly on purpose, can be worked in!
If you are one of those people who is female, but has a male-sounding voice for whatever reason, that works!
Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π