You know you play too much Achaea when ...

Eld

Trey said:

Achilles said:

When you start thinking Achaean names will make suitable names for future unborn children.

Totally naming my firstborn son Lucaine. Daughter can't be Catarin though. Way too many connotations there that I don't even want to think about. They will not be Luke and Leia Skywalker, ffs.

Would go with daughter named Catarin over son named Lucaine.

Harmonia

....you look forward to more @tvistor (isms)

Jiraishin

When you wake up from a dream, start mentally cataloging the coolest parts so you'll remember them, and find yourself mentally calling them "your best RP moments".

Tvistor

What is a Tvistorism and where can I get one?

Harmonia

Tvistor said:

What is a Tvistorism and where can I get one?

If I told you, I'd have to silence you.

Delphinus

Tvistor said:

What is a Tvistorism and where can I get one?

Let me know if you find out. Whenever I ask for one, I just get slapped.

Or charged way outside my price range.

Trilliana

You know you play too much Achaea when... you're designing a knitted scarf... and decide to actually knit a scarf that looks exactly like the one you're designing.

Xith

... when you tell people "I have chores to do" referring to your multiple Achaean projects that need activity.

Gets less funny when dishes don't get done and you leave the baby in a running bathtub Beautiful Mind style.

Chryenth

When you lose your way and try doing 'MAP'.

 

My hands actually moved, and I looked left-middle, to the area in my field of view where the map normally appears. I the middle of the street. Good thing I was the only one around.

Trilliana

Finished my scarf the same day (within the same hour) of getting the design back >.>

Melodie

Now all you need is @Phaestus' address!

Daslin

When you're at a bar, and a... "little person" walks in acting all stupid and picks fight due to a Napoleon complex; think about hitting them, and then don't because the GoM might message you about how wrong you are and that there aren't any reprecussions.

Xith

Daslin said:

When you're at a bar, and a... "little person" walks in acting all stupid and picks fight due to a Napoleon complex; think about hitting them, and then don't because the GoM might message you about how wrong you are and that there aren't any reprecussions.

Topical humor. Nice. XD

Daslin

@Xith, I try, every once in a while for a good laugh.

Alyssea

When you have to ask the admins to shrub you so you'll stop playing. @Mishgul

Edit: Ugh, why do parentheses make @person not work

Blujixapug

When the calls of waking birds rouse you from reverie, drawing your eyes to your surroundings in a darkened room limned by the pre-dawn cobalt washing through your window: dreg-lined coffee mugs, empty plates, the detritus of another ill-spent night.

Arlanda

When you suddenly jump out of bed in the morning having dreamt that an event started (yes I am referring to Bal'met event). 

Typing say, ql, hwho on FB and having to ask friends to ignore that.

When you have to input your IC number on government sites to login and you type 'arlanda'. 

Arlanda

And you definitely play too much Achaea when you hope that time passes faster because Sarapis said shit was going to happen. 

Hoka

Now and days it's not so much playing Achaea as LoL. I play pokemon and was watching someone stall with chansey and chansey got burned so I was like it's fine they are ignited that'll reduce the healing from softboil. I was facepalming. But for my it was always typing our qw during texts, messages, or anything because all I did/do is try to find people I know online on achaea

Maht

I just type "say <words>" in IM clients a lot.

Chryenth

When you're up past midnight, and you already know why without me finishing this sentence.

Xith

When you tell people IRL to "be well".

Lothien

When all you want for Christmas are credits.

Alyssea

@Lothien Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing an hour or so ago.

Trilliana

When you're reading a book involving a thief named @Katia and you think to yourself "man, she's always been a good thief, but I thought theft got nerfed..." And realize hours later what you thought.

Boosteya

When someone says they're going to add a koi to their pond, and your first thought is, What? Didn't Pentharian kill Him?

Darlah

.. When you almost buy shoes that dont suit you that you can't really afford and would never wear anyway because someone working for Lipstik named them 'raja' and it made you giggle.

Eld

Darlah said:

.. When you almost buy shoes that dont suit you that you can't really afford and would never wear anyway because someone working for Lipstik named them 'raja' and it made you giggle.

Thought you were going to say because they were the only ones you could find with waterwalking.

Chryenth

I tried to get out of buying new shoes once with the excuse 'It's fine, they're non-decay and resetting.'

I got a strange look, and I still had to buy new shoes.

Amunet

You know you play too much Achaea when you're considering taking a History of Costume class because you think it will improve your skill as a text-tailor and jeweller.