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AustereAustere TennesseeMember Posts: 2,282 @@ - Legendary Achaean
No place for haikus.
We all knew this all along. 
I am out of rants. 

Posts better contain. 
The requirements are haikus.
No dumb paragraphs.

If you write riddles.
If you believe in rhythm time.
Feel free to post them. 

Elegant poems.
Perhaps a limerick too?
Just keep them pg.

Nothing too dirty.
Once was a man from Ashtan?
Dear lord, don't do it!

I am bad with names. 
Feel free to change the title. 
@tecton do your thing. 
-

Seragorn died. 
No, he did not let me win. 
Only two mistakes. 

Won't happen again. 
Never dies the same way twice. 
Once is all it took. 

Winning made my night. 
It canceled out my losses. 
Only one in four.

Other three he won. 
My faith was slowly dying. 
Can't believe I won. 

Told @jadys I can't. 
Told her I will never win. 
This has been a while.

We discussed at length. 
Oh, how I would love to win. 
"It won't happen love"

She never lost faith. 
She had my back all along. 
She has faith in me. 

Destroy don't kill mog. 
Yet it bypasses starburst.
So I used pummel.

You expected that. 
Destroy was not an option.
Only one more choice.

Your parry is good. 
Untargetted moons are strong. 
Amnesia saved me. 

Time to move on, though. 
I've shown that gods can bleed too.
Shake your throne of lies.

My goal no longer. 
Once is enough to tide me. 
Won't need any more. 

Still accept call outs. 
I am scared of no mortal. 
I do not back down. 

Our friendship endures. 
We are still amicable.
I thanked you ic.

You have done a lot. 
You made me who I am now. 
No one without you. 

Thanks for all the tips. 
You've been a wonderful friend. 
Can never pay back. 

If you are in need. 
All you have to do is ask. 
Just snap your fingers.

-
I wrote me letter. 
My application to join. 
Righteousness prevailed.

Pre-order clans rock. 
Please, don't deny my letter. 
Give me a fair shot. 

I will serve you well. 
Devote my full attention. 
I space out a lot. .

@Deucalion ;
Are you proud of what I've done? 
Everything's for Good. 

@morthif taught me well 
At least that is my story. 
I won't let you down. 

No selfish goals here. 
Number one priority.
Creation prevail!

-

Person, please cheer up. 
I don't want to see you sad. 
Don't make a mistake.

I dare not name you. 
I know that you read these, though. 
This one is for you. 

Please just raid with me. 
It will make you feel better. 
Piss on all the rest. 

We do not need ranks. 
No need for fancy titles. 
We are both alike. 

No fancy clothes either. 
No celebration needed.  
It's there more to life?

We just need combat. 
It's where we both truly shine.
Both bad with words.  

When we are in shit. 
When all the world is turned up. 
Who will they follow? 

The choice is easy. 
Please just step forward calmly.
Give them the option. 

Targossas defends.
We fight for our lives daily. 
No other city. 

We all get angry. 
Frustrated they won't listen. 
Just need to be taught. 

More flies with honey. 
Maybe write them some haikus?
They will love you then. 

You are a good friend.
I know that you've got my back. 
Trust you more than most. 

Tonight we will fight. 
We will both need more practice.
I am going monk. 

You will feel better. 
Beating this old man around. 
Forget about it.

-
@jadys: Thank you, love. 
You have been very patient.
We ran out of time. 

We were both sleepy. 
It was way past my bed time. 
I did not sleep well. 

High up on cloud nine. 
I tossed and I turned all night.
Now I need a nap. .

My app is still broke. 
Even the website is too.
Can't read messages. 

Don't expect replies. 
Unless you forum pm.
Though that is tougher. .

-

To the rest of you:
You better prepare to fight. 
Won't take but a week.

A week to setup. 
Though small tweaks will be daily. 
I just need basics.

Don't want to duel now. 
I have no time for your games. 
I will tear you down. 

One brick at a time. 
They will belong to Them now. 
Your cities will fall. 

Prepare for my choke.
You will hate my radiance.
Incoming? Kai heal. 

Someone buy me toys. 
I need that locking artie.
Maybe knuckles too.

Rich benefactor.
Feel free to chip in tonight. 
I will defend you. 

Bonus limericks(first try, be nice):

There once was a man from Ashtan!
He was not just some has been!
He called up his dervish,
That made me quit nervous,
Luckily I was crashin.

There once was a man named Jhui. 
Oh how he made us rue!
We raided his city, 
my what a pity,
That he came back with his crew.

There once a a girl named Xinna
She was a nasty mean one. 
She killed and she raided, 
our victory was belated,
She tanked Targossas' arena

There once was a promise of multiclass!
This cheered us up in mass.
It's taken years, 
we've shed lots of tears, 
I fear it will never come to pass.
KyriellaSiduriBreanKasyaPraxidesKyrraKibaJadysHalosAtalkezAereidhnaAdaeleShimiBluefJhaeli
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  • KasyaKasya TennesseeMember Posts: 657 @ - Epic Achaean
    Kiba said:


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    I don't know why I just did this, @Austere ;

    I don't know either, but I love that you did.
  • DortheronDortheron Member Posts: 343 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Heavy is the head
    that owns a few Mayan crowns
    with nothing to buy

    Lucky? Gift from friend
    Token, pebble, kit and vice
    Bought in the years past

    Sell them on Market?
    For gold or credits- but wait!
    Something good released?
    You know, that one thing at that one place, with that one person.

    Yea, that one!
    JadysAustereAereidhna
  • AustereAustere TennesseeMember Posts: 2,282 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    My messages work. 
    There was some corruption.
    "Don't procrastinate"

    Still no promotion. 
    I am tired of house rank 4.
    @rohai ritual?

    Let's do this tonight. 
    I have waited long enough. 
    Ready to advance.

    Put on your game face.
    please also teach me to monk. 
    I will be a noob.

    It won't take me long
    I will kill someone tonight. 
    Who has limb counter? 

    Need the formulas.
    I can do my own scripting. 
    Anti-illusion.

    If you know numbers. 
    I would appreciate them. 
    Please pm me them? 

    I think @eld has them. 
    Though maybe it was @Penwize.
    anything will help. 
    JadysAereidhnaKyrra
  • AustereAustere TennesseeMember Posts: 2,282 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Kasya said:
    Kiba said:


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    I don't know why I just did this, @Austere ;

    I don't know either, but I love that you did.
    You did not do it. 
    No poetry was written.
    Ha! No likes for you! 

    What you should have said. 
    It is very obvious. 
    I will demonstrate.

    "I don't know either. 
    That is a very nice rap.
    I love that you did. 

    Please do another. 
    We all want to hear some more. 
    Do not let us down"
    JadysAereidhnaKyrraShimi
  • KasyaKasya TennesseeMember Posts: 657 @ - Epic Achaean
    Austere said:
    Kasya said:
    Kiba said:


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    I don't know why I just did this, @Austere ;

    I don't know either, but I love that you did.
    You did not do it. 
    No poetry was written.
    Ha! No likes for you! 

    What you should have said. 
    It is very obvious. 
    I will demonstrate.

    "I don't know either. 
    That is a very nice rap.
    I love that you did. 

    Please do another. 
    We all want to hear some more. 
    Do not let us down"

    I am so sorry
    I forgot to write in verse
    I will do better.

    Your class change makes me
    want to change class more because
    so much Devotion


    JadysAustereAereidhna
  • JadysJadys Member Posts: 216 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent

    sleepy, yes. but proud!
    always knew you could do it
    happy I was there

    never enough time
    but we make the most of it
    better together

    totally ready
    to get beat up for testing
    you will own monk too

    -

    can't wait for tonight
    so many new things to try
    eager for shooting

    picked up my new bow
    had to be sneaky, bounties
    no time to fight back

    time kept this short too
    so many more things to say
    it all has to wait

    lots of time later
    will send my company home
    git! Achaea time!

    PraxidesAereidhnaAustereKyrra
  • ArditiArditi Member Posts: 841 @ - Epic Achaean
    Austere said:
    Just use tarot, fool.
    That will cure three afflictions.
    Just not in a duel. 

    Bloodboil just cures one. 
    See why I am so mad now? 
    I hate Occultist.

    They fool my flame stack.
    You cannot forget sun orb. 
    They cure the best now. 

    No more purity.
    I miss my fancy necklace.
    How can you complain? 

    Occie out cures priest.
    Nothing can even touch them. 
    Why spend gold on herbs? 
    Why try afflicting?
    I am tanky like rice cake.
    Holocaust, GG.

    AustereAereidhnaJadysPraxides
  • RohaiRohai Member Posts: 451 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    edited July 2015
    Austere said:
    Still no promotion. 
    I am tired of house rank 4.
    @rohai ritual?

    Let's do this tonight. 
    I have waited long enough. 
    Ready to advance.

    Put on your game face.
    please also teach me to monk. 
    I will be a noob.

    It won't take me long
    I will kill someone tonight. 
    Who has limb counter?
    Get at me IG
    and we'll do it up and stuff.
    Idk how monk

    But will tell you what
    limited stuff I know and
    send my limb counter.

    [edited because I can't count syllables]
    AustereJadysAereidhnaAdaele
  • AustereAustere TennesseeMember Posts: 2,282 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited July 2015
    Rohai said:
    Austere said:
    Still no promotion. 
    I am tired of house rank 4.
    @rohai ritual?

    Let's do this tonight. 
    I have waited long enough. 
    Ready to advance.

    Put on your game face.
    please also teach me to monk. 
    I will be a noob.

    It won't take me long
    I will kill someone tonight. 
    Who has limb counter?
    Get at me IG
    and we'll do it up and stuff.
    Idk how monk

    But will tell you what
    limited stuff I know and
    send my limb counter.

    [edited because I can't count syllables]
    Hit you up tonight. 
    I want to get my fresh start. 
    I am almost done. 

    Passed all my trials. 
    I have proven my true worth. 
    I am not wanting. 

    Formulas are rough. 
    How often do you change stance? 
    We will get good, mate. 

    I will get better. 
    Everyone starts slow at first. 
    Please just have patience.

    I have much to do. 
    Can monks break a shield hunting? 
    I will miss hammer.

    This is for the best. 
    I can feel it in my heart. 
    Probably regret.

    Consider me your friend. 
    Just don't ask me dumb questions. 
    "What does bloodroot do? "

    I understand though. 
    Everyone must start anew.
    glad I'm done with it. 

    Eager for changes. 
    I will never let Them down. 
    We fight for our cause. 


    Arditi said:
    Austere said:
    Just use tarot, fool.
    That will cure three afflictions.
    Just not in a duel. 

    Bloodboil just cures one. 
    See why I am so mad now? 
    I hate Occultist.

    They fool my flame stack.
    You cannot forget sun orb. 
    They cure the best now. 

    No more purity.
    I miss my fancy necklace.
    How can you complain? 

    Occie out cures priest.
    Nothing can even touch them. 
    Why spend gold on herbs? 
    Why try afflicting?
    I am tanky like rice cake.
    Holocaust, GG.
    Cause Seragorns tough. 
    Not all occies are the same. 
    Holocaust hits me!

    It is suicide.
    warp and hound do more damage. 
    He sips for more too!


    JadysAereidhnaKyrra
  • DortheronDortheron Member Posts: 343 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    edited July 2015
    Austere said:
    I have much to do.
    Can monks break a shield hunting?
    I will miss hammer.

    Splinterkick with rage
    Without balance or EQ
    only NPCs

    Can use Roundhouse kick
    instead of a leg attack
    on balance; no rage

    Edit: Mistakes Made
    Mostly formatting issues
    repaired in hiaku
    You know, that one thing at that one place, with that one person.

    Yea, that one!
    RohaiAustereJadysAereidhna
  • AustereAustere TennesseeMember Posts: 2,282 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited July 2015
    @dortheron is cool. 
    You answered this guy's question. 
    Will help out Good in game. 

    I will not tell them. 
    No one will know you helped me. 
    Our little secret ;)

    I hate battlerage.
    It takes a lot of effort. 
    Managing my score. 

    Would rather just hunt. 
    No desire to be the best. 
    I am a dragon. 

    Challenges are fun. 
    Sometimes I hunt in lesser. 
    I find it funny. 

    Crown of Intellect.
    Is it really worth the price? 
    I should use quick questions.

    I think in haikus.
    This is my true punishment. 
    I read in them also. 

    My brain is messed up. 
    I think I tripped a breaker. 
    How do I fix this? 

    Just ask Mrs @Carmell ;
    I spoke in haikus last night. 
    It kills my roleplay. 

    I am not a bard. 
    This is driving me crazy. 
    Someone. .please help me? 

    I did it a while.
    She said it drove her crazy. 
    I can't help myself. .

    I need a witness.
    Someone to tell me to stop. 
    Follow me closely.

    Finally broke rhythm.
    All it took was one short tell. 
    Said ,"Interesting."

    I thank @brogeta.
    From the bottom of my heart. 
    His statement fixed me. 

    Now to tell the truth. 
    It was not interesting. 
    It was pretty lame. 

    Don't worry people. 
    He knows that I am kidding. 
    No feelings are hurt.

    -
    I made a mistake. 
    Wow hurry instead of hurt. 
    Explains my edit


    AereidhnaJadysKyrra
  • AustereAustere TennesseeMember Posts: 2,282 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited July 2015
    @jadys! New picture?
    It's throwing me for a loop.
    "Who likes my drivel?"

    Be there tonight please. 
    Protect me while I learn, love? 
    Defenselessness sucks. 

    I know that you will. 
    You always cover my back. 
    THAT is what love is. 

    You will drop it all. 
    You have so many times now. 
    Always protect me. 

    You with totem prop. 
    I hope that you still love me. 
    I will still be green! 

    This guy is a grook. 
    Wouldn't change it fit the world. 
    Not some ugly bug!

    This one's for @xinna.
    I don't know how you stand it.
    Cricket over crook.

    Don't want more emails. 
    I check this thread anyway. 
    Notifications?

    Please just stop coming. 
    I know that someone posted. 
    I have my phone now! 

    @sena will you help? 
    How do I turn this stuff off?
    Lady with answers?

    The more that I tag. 
    The more haikus I can read. 
    What's up, @Sarapis ;

    I hate forum tags
    They never work on my phone. 
    Please fix them, @Tecton ;

    Sorry for doubles. 
    I have a haiku problem. 
    Someone please help me? 



    AereidhnaJadysKyrra
  • SenaSena Member Posts: 3,957 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Austere said:
    @sena will you help? 
    How do I turn this stuff off?
    Lady with answers?
    In preferences.
    You can find them here if lost.
    You have now been helped.
    AustereJadysOceana
  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna beMember Posts: 3,370 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Austere I must say,
    I stopped reading five lines in,
    Eight syllable line.
    Huh. Neat.
  • AdaeleAdaele Member Posts: 60 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Chased a ship with intent of piracy,
    Forgot I can't grapple without a gun, 
    Laughed hysterically at my idiocy,
    But I can't lie and say I didn't have fun. 

    Mhaldorian you,
    We are so very much alike,
    New found friend forever. 

    Boredom club we win,
    We sit blank faced for sporting,
    Won't catch us working.
    AereidhnaJadysAustereShimi
  • AdaeleAdaele Member Posts: 60 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Torture chamber Eep, 
    Captain is scary to me,
    Twisted endearing.

    Boring, no ships here,
    A ship to board and pirate,
    Sunk my dad, oh my!


    JadysAustereJinsunShimi
  • AdaeleAdaele Member Posts: 60 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Jinsun said:
    Adaele said:
    Torture chamber Eep, 
    Captain is scary to me,
    Twisted endearing.

    Boring, no ships here,
    A ship to board and pirate,
    Sunk my dad, oh my!


    Whimpy woman
    Pesky pipsqueak,
    "Just pay the fee."

    Morals mire,
    Scared Skittish.
    "I can do this, teach me."

    Welling pride,
    Chilling trials.
    "It seems you can."
    Pirate of horror,
    Gave you nearly all my gold,
    Safe passage was sold.

    Pirate I will be,
    I beg you to teach me how,
    Don't tell me I can't.

    Cold blooded actions,
    You give me strength to do them,
    Please be proud of me.
    JadysAereidhna
  • AtalkezAtalkez Member Posts: 5,044 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    Austere we still good

    We bros no matter what goes down

    Keep it moving, yo



    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    Austere
  • AustereAustere TennesseeMember Posts: 2,282 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Man,  Judicator.
    I can't believe you trust me. 
    First time minister.

    No one raided us. 
    Still getting setup for monk. 
    This is exciting. 

    Glad I left Ashtan.
    Many towering people. 
    Out of the shadows. 

    They were not kidding.
    Made a name for myself here. 
    More is incoming. 

    Expect a tank soon. 
    Going to hit the playas. 
    Mhaldor and Ashtan. 

    No fighting tonight. 
    Finally have time to myself. 
    Partial setup done. 

    All of you monks know. 
    So much is possible now. 
    Multiple projects.

    Raiding will be first. 
    A lot of situations. 
    I feel so strong now. 

    Encoded chat?  Ha.
    Mind sapience just got nerfed.
    @Jhui will be so lost. 

    My combos still rough. 
    Need color change on preped limb
    All this is coming. 

    Changed the Dawnguard Clan. 
    Discharged a ton of people. 
    I kinda feel bad. .

    AereidhnaJadys
  • ShimiShimi Member Posts: 115 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Too much time alone.
    Remedy in a bath so warm,
    cinnamon and salt.

    A slithering snake,
    the yip of a small pup echoes.
    Splish-splash a hot bath.

    Inner peace is found!
    Companionship in small friends,
    lifting my heart up.
    AdaeleAereidhnaJadys
  • AdaeleAdaele Member Posts: 60 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    New thrower is fun,
    First patrol ever on my own,
    First ship's sea skirmish. 

    Lover is my watch,
    Couldn't have done it without,
    First move as pirate?
    JadysAereidhnaShimi
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