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Poetic Raving
Austere
Tennessee
No place for haikus.
We all knew this all along.
I am out of rants.
Posts better contain.
The requirements are haikus.
No dumb paragraphs.
If you write riddles.
If you believe in rhythm time.
Feel free to post them.
Elegant poems.
Perhaps a limerick too?
Just keep them pg.
Nothing too dirty.
Once was a man from Ashtan?
Dear lord, don't do it!
I am bad with names.
Feel free to change the title.
@tecton do your thing.
-
Seragorn died.
No, he did not let me win.
Only two mistakes.
Won't happen again.
Never dies the same way twice.
Once is all it took.
Winning made my night.
It canceled out my losses.
Only one in four.
Other three he won.
My faith was slowly dying.
Can't believe I won.
Told @jadys I can't.
Told her I will never win.
This has been a while.
We discussed at length.
Oh, how I would love to win.
"It won't happen love"
She never lost faith.
She had my back all along.
She has faith in me.
Destroy don't kill mog.
Yet it bypasses starburst.
So I used pummel.
You expected that.
Destroy was not an option.
Only one more choice.
Your parry is good.
Untargetted moons are strong.
Amnesia saved me.
Time to move on, though.
I've shown that gods can bleed too.
Shake your throne of lies.
My goal no longer.
Once is enough to tide me.
Won't need any more.
Still accept call outs.
I am scared of no mortal.
I do not back down.
Our friendship endures.
We are still amicable.
I thanked you ic.
You have done a lot.
You made me who I am now.
No one without you.
Thanks for all the tips.
You've been a wonderful friend.
Can never pay back.
If you are in need.
All you have to do is ask.
Just snap your fingers.
-
I wrote me letter.
My application to join.
Righteousness prevailed.
Pre-order clans rock.
Please, don't deny my letter.
Give me a fair shot.
I will serve you well.
Devote my full attention.
I space out a lot. .
@Deucalion
Are you proud of what I've done?
Everything's for Good.
@morthif taught me well
At least that is my story.
I won't let you down.
No selfish goals here.
Number one priority.
Creation prevail!
-
Person, please cheer up.
I don't want to see you sad.
Don't make a mistake.
I dare not name you.
I know that you read these, though.
This one is for you.
Please just raid with me.
It will make you feel better.
Piss on all the rest.
We do not need ranks.
No need for fancy titles.
We are both alike.
No fancy clothes either.
No celebration needed.
It's there more to life?
We just need combat.
It's where we both truly shine.
Both bad with words.
When we are in shit.
When all the world is turned up.
Who will they follow?
The choice is easy.
Please just step forward calmly.
Give them the option.
Targossas defends.
We fight for our lives daily.
No other city.
We all get angry.
Frustrated they won't listen.
Just need to be taught.
More flies with honey.
Maybe write them some haikus?
They will love you then.
You are a good friend.
I know that you've got my back.
Trust you more than most.
Tonight we will fight.
We will both need more practice.
I am going monk.
You will feel better.
Beating this old man around.
Forget about it.
-
@jadys: Thank you, love.
You have been very patient.
We ran out of time.
We were both sleepy.
It was way past my bed time.
I did not sleep well.
High up on cloud nine.
I tossed and I turned all night.
Now I need a nap. .
My app is still broke.
Even the website is too.
Can't read messages.
Don't expect replies.
Unless you forum pm.
Though that is tougher. .
-
To the rest of you:
You better prepare to fight.
Won't take but a week.
A week to setup.
Though small tweaks will be daily.
I just need basics.
Don't want to duel now.
I have no time for your games.
I will tear you down.
One brick at a time.
They will belong to Them now.
Your cities will fall.
Prepare for my choke.
You will hate my radiance.
Incoming? Kai heal.
Someone buy me toys.
I need that locking artie.
Maybe knuckles too.
Rich benefactor.
Feel free to chip in tonight.
I will defend you.
Bonus limericks(first try, be nice):
There once was a man from Ashtan!
He was not just some has been!
He called up his dervish,
That made me quit nervous,
Luckily I was crashin.
There once was a man named Jhui.
Oh how he made us rue!
We raided his city,
my what a pity,
That he came back with his crew.
There once a a girl named Xinna
She was a nasty mean one.
She killed and she raided,
our victory was belated,
She tanked Targossas' arena
There once was a promise of multiclass!
This cheered us up in mass.
It's taken years,
we've shed lots of tears,
I fear it will never come to pass.
We all knew this all along.
I am out of rants.
Posts better contain.
The requirements are haikus.
No dumb paragraphs.
If you write riddles.
If you believe in rhythm time.
Feel free to post them.
Elegant poems.
Perhaps a limerick too?
Just keep them pg.
Nothing too dirty.
Once was a man from Ashtan?
Dear lord, don't do it!
I am bad with names.
Feel free to change the title.
@tecton do your thing.
-
Seragorn died.
No, he did not let me win.
Only two mistakes.
Won't happen again.
Never dies the same way twice.
Once is all it took.
Winning made my night.
It canceled out my losses.
Only one in four.
Other three he won.
My faith was slowly dying.
Can't believe I won.
Told @jadys I can't.
Told her I will never win.
This has been a while.
We discussed at length.
Oh, how I would love to win.
"It won't happen love"
She never lost faith.
She had my back all along.
She has faith in me.
Destroy don't kill mog.
Yet it bypasses starburst.
So I used pummel.
You expected that.
Destroy was not an option.
Only one more choice.
Your parry is good.
Untargetted moons are strong.
Amnesia saved me.
Time to move on, though.
I've shown that gods can bleed too.
Shake your throne of lies.
My goal no longer.
Once is enough to tide me.
Won't need any more.
Still accept call outs.
I am scared of no mortal.
I do not back down.
Our friendship endures.
We are still amicable.
I thanked you ic.
You have done a lot.
You made me who I am now.
No one without you.
Thanks for all the tips.
You've been a wonderful friend.
Can never pay back.
If you are in need.
All you have to do is ask.
Just snap your fingers.
-
I wrote me letter.
My application to join.
Righteousness prevailed.
Pre-order clans rock.
Please, don't deny my letter.
Give me a fair shot.
I will serve you well.
Devote my full attention.
I space out a lot. .
@Deucalion
Are you proud of what I've done?
Everything's for Good.
@morthif taught me well
At least that is my story.
I won't let you down.
No selfish goals here.
Number one priority.
Creation prevail!
-
Person, please cheer up.
I don't want to see you sad.
Don't make a mistake.
I dare not name you.
I know that you read these, though.
This one is for you.
Please just raid with me.
It will make you feel better.
Piss on all the rest.
We do not need ranks.
No need for fancy titles.
We are both alike.
No fancy clothes either.
No celebration needed.
It's there more to life?
We just need combat.
It's where we both truly shine.
Both bad with words.
When we are in shit.
When all the world is turned up.
Who will they follow?
The choice is easy.
Please just step forward calmly.
Give them the option.
Targossas defends.
We fight for our lives daily.
No other city.
We all get angry.
Frustrated they won't listen.
Just need to be taught.
More flies with honey.
Maybe write them some haikus?
They will love you then.
You are a good friend.
I know that you've got my back.
Trust you more than most.
Tonight we will fight.
We will both need more practice.
I am going monk.
You will feel better.
Beating this old man around.
Forget about it.
-
@jadys: Thank you, love.
You have been very patient.
We ran out of time.
We were both sleepy.
It was way past my bed time.
I did not sleep well.
High up on cloud nine.
I tossed and I turned all night.
Now I need a nap. .
My app is still broke.
Even the website is too.
Can't read messages.
Don't expect replies.
Unless you forum pm.
Though that is tougher. .
-
To the rest of you:
You better prepare to fight.
Won't take but a week.
A week to setup.
Though small tweaks will be daily.
I just need basics.
Don't want to duel now.
I have no time for your games.
I will tear you down.
One brick at a time.
They will belong to Them now.
Your cities will fall.
Prepare for my choke.
You will hate my radiance.
Incoming? Kai heal.
Someone buy me toys.
I need that locking artie.
Maybe knuckles too.
Rich benefactor.
Feel free to chip in tonight.
I will defend you.
Bonus limericks(first try, be nice):
There once was a man from Ashtan!
He was not just some has been!
He called up his dervish,
That made me quit nervous,
Luckily I was crashin.
There once was a man named Jhui.
Oh how he made us rue!
We raided his city,
my what a pity,
That he came back with his crew.
There once a a girl named Xinna
She was a nasty mean one.
She killed and she raided,
our victory was belated,
She tanked Targossas' arena
There once was a promise of multiclass!
This cheered us up in mass.
It's taken years,
we've shed lots of tears,
I fear it will never come to pass.
15
Comments
Why does "EAT ARGENTUM" not
cure masochism?
That will cure three afflictions.
Just not in a duel.
Bloodboil just cures one.
See why I am so mad now?
I hate Occultist.
They fool my flame stack.
You cannot forget sun orb.
They cure the best now.
No more purity.
I miss my fancy necklace.
How can you complain?
Occie out cures priest.
Nothing can even touch them.
Why spend gold on herbs?
Where's that at now?
For realsies.
[Verse]
His palms are sweaty,
knees weak arms are heavy
'cause he's afflicted with weary
and a kelp stack that's already impairing
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
to drop Holobombs but he keeps on forgetting
He put silence vibe down;
can't Duanathar now
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's choking now, everybody's kai-choking now
Pilgrimage may be the only opportunity that I got
[Chorus]
You better lose yourself in the spamming, no gagging
The raiding, the baiting, you better never let 'em know (know)
That we only got one shot, to prop on the clouds with tard
Freeze, trample, roar, pilg back to @Kard
Yeah,
You better lose yourself in the moment your opponent
Is prone and ready to be owned
Cause you only got one shot, to prop on the clouds with tard,
And pray that @Jhui doesn't play the deliverance card
---
I don't know why I just did this, @Austere
I don't know either, but I love that you did.
that owns a few Mayan crowns
with nothing to buy
Lucky? Gift from friend
Token, pebble, kit and vice
Bought in the years past
Sell them on Market?
For gold or credits- but wait!
Something good released?
Yea, that one!
There was some corruption.
"Don't procrastinate"
Still no promotion.
I am tired of house rank 4.
@rohai ritual?
Let's do this tonight.
I have waited long enough.
Ready to advance.
Put on your game face.
please also teach me to monk.
I will be a noob.
It won't take me long
I will kill someone tonight.
Who has limb counter?
Need the formulas.
I can do my own scripting.
Anti-illusion.
If you know numbers.
I would appreciate them.
Please pm me them?
I think @eld has them.
Though maybe it was @Penwize.
anything will help.
No poetry was written.
Ha! No likes for you!
What you should have said.
It is very obvious.
I will demonstrate.
"I don't know either.
That is a very nice rap.
I love that you did.
Please do another.
We all want to hear some more.
Do not let us down"
I am so sorry
I forgot to write in verse
I will do better.
Your class change makes me
want to change class more because
so much Devotion
I am tanky like rice cake.
Holocaust, GG.
and we'll do it up and stuff.
Idk how monk
But will tell you what
limited stuff I know and
send my limb counter.
[edited because I can't count syllables]
I want to get my fresh start.
I am almost done.
Passed all my trials.
I have proven my true worth.
I am not wanting.
Formulas are rough.
How often do you change stance?
We will get good, mate.
I will get better.
Everyone starts slow at first.
Please just have patience.
I have much to do.
Can monks break a shield hunting?
I will miss hammer.
This is for the best.
I can feel it in my heart.
Probably regret.
Consider me your friend.
Just don't ask me dumb questions.
"What does bloodroot do? "
I understand though.
Everyone must start anew.
glad I'm done with it.
Eager for changes.
I will never let Them down.
We fight for our cause.
Cause Seragorns tough.
Not all occies are the same.
Holocaust hits me!
It is suicide.
warp and hound do more damage.
He sips for more too!
Splinterkick with rage
Without balance or EQ
only NPCs
Can use Roundhouse kick
instead of a leg attack
on balance; no rage
Edit: Mistakes Made
Mostly formatting issues
repaired in hiaku
Yea, that one!
You answered this guy's question.
Will help out Good in game.
I will not tell them.
No one will know you helped me.
Our little secret
I hate battlerage.
It takes a lot of effort.
Managing my score.
Would rather just hunt.
No desire to be the best.
I am a dragon.
Challenges are fun.
Sometimes I hunt in lesser.
I find it funny.
Crown of Intellect.
Is it really worth the price?
I should use quick questions.
I think in haikus.
This is my true punishment.
I read in them also.
My brain is messed up.
I think I tripped a breaker.
How do I fix this?
Just ask Mrs @Carmell
I spoke in haikus last night.
It kills my roleplay.
I am not a bard.
This is driving me crazy.
Someone. .please help me?
I did it a while.
She said it drove her crazy.
I can't help myself. .
I need a witness.
Someone to tell me to stop.
Follow me closely.
Finally broke rhythm.
All it took was one short tell.
Said ,"Interesting."
I thank @brogeta.
From the bottom of my heart.
His statement fixed me.
Now to tell the truth.
It was not interesting.
It was pretty lame.
Don't worry people.
He knows that I am kidding.
No feelings are hurt.
-
I made a mistake.
Wow hurry instead of hurt.
Explains my edit
It's throwing me for a loop.
"Who likes my drivel?"
Be there tonight please.
Protect me while I learn, love?
Defenselessness sucks.
I know that you will.
You always cover my back.
THAT is what love is.
You will drop it all.
You have so many times now.
Always protect me.
You with totem prop.
I hope that you still love me.
I will still be green!
This guy is a grook.
Wouldn't change it fit the world.
Not some ugly bug!
This one's for @xinna.
I don't know how you stand it.
Cricket over crook.
Don't want more emails.
I check this thread anyway.
Notifications?
Please just stop coming.
I know that someone posted.
I have my phone now!
@sena will you help?
How do I turn this stuff off?
Lady with answers?
The more that I tag.
The more haikus I can read.
What's up, @Sarapis
I hate forum tags
They never work on my phone.
Please fix them, @Tecton
Sorry for doubles.
I have a haiku problem.
Someone please help me?
You can find them here if lost.
You have now been helped.
I stopped reading five lines in,
Eight syllable line.
but i'm All Right Now
'cause i Don't Fear the Reaper
just Live and Let Die
hugs from @Austere
Just What I Needed brings us
I Won't Back Down, love
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet. I
Don't Stop Believin'
One of These Nights i'll
return with Armor and Sword
they Don't Bring Me Down
such Sweet Emotion
Targossas is Uprising
new motto, Hell Yeah!
"While" just has one syllable.
Don't tread on me, kid.
I really like this.
It takes a lot of my time.
You don't post in mass.
I am above you.
Write as many as I do.
See if you're perfect.
-
So I changed my class.
Monk seems pretty engaging.
Enjoying my toys.
I got my first kill.
Amranu had a contract.
No aliases.
First you died to guards.
You knew I had just changed class.
I did not call them.
Payback is fun though.
Two on one seemed pretty fair.
I was manual.
Then you brought your friends.
@Kiba and I rolled on them.
Is Hashan done now?
Four on two is cool.
I told him that we had this.
Turns out, I was right.
-
Jumped Mizik hunting.
Atalkez was with him too.
We did not lame you.
Radiance warning.
You knew that it was coming.
Totally worth it.
Could have just choked you.
Hit you on a big knight stack.
I'm better than that.
You guys showed us though.
We starburst a whole lot more.
No kai heal macro.
Brogeta failed me.
Where was that inquisition?
Enfeeble my ass.
Divine punishment?
I know that you were joking.
We're above this, dude.
Your damage is nuts.
I need to learn how to heal.
Vadi, update me?
I sent the credits.
I am waiting patiently.
I cannot see kai.
-
Promotion coming.
I asked to put it off though.
I need house rank 5.
Antidas is cool.
He totally understood.
Appearances sake
-
My limb counter works.
I coded it by myself.
Anti-illusion?
I don't like combos.
This stuff is hard to setup.
Everyone just wait.
No I won't duel you.
I am done with doing that.
Built for team fighting.
Forgot I can't grapple without a gun,
Laughed hysterically at my idiocy,
But I can't lie and say I didn't have fun.
Mhaldorian you,
We are so very much alike,
New found friend forever.
Boredom club we win,
We sit blank faced for sporting,
Won't catch us working.
@Mizik logs in, completes his system
Says he's ready to fight, man I've missed him
Heading out hunting, grabbing that essence
Run across @Austere and @Brogeta, Gods bless them
Hit their alertness, assumed the worst
When Radiance started, we both had bloodthirst
Get to their room, ready for a fight
Austere went pop like a piñata that night
No kai heal, not even a numb
Vadi why you do dis, he couldn't even run
Brogeta gets delivered, man it's all the same
I thought Targossas had finally changed
Austere doing wonders, Vicious and Kiba too
When me and Mizik fighting, I still pity the fool
Then we go clouds, propping for the fight
Messed around and chewed more than we could bite
Mhaldor and Targosas, man we got teamed
That's okay we got this, still the A-Team
Running around crazy, Evading like a boss
Until I hit that totem, it was a total loss
@Ainly throwing Aeon, man I couldn't stand it
Then kalmia hit, I yelled Gods damn it
Pushed us to Gates, we had to turn and flee
Then Mizik calls "1v1 with me!"
Follow him to clouds, watchin him rek scrubs
Log in tonight homie, we'll prop at Above
I still miss @Xinna, and Mhaldor too
@Melodie and @Saeva, and that @Hasar dude
It's ok though, they all know the Truths
@Sartan still rules, until @Babel comes through
This is my poem, not a haiku
Don't hate on me, I'll hire on you!
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
Chronological events.
Some of this is old.
Vicious rage quit Targ.
I should have saw it coming.
See ya on the flip.
Hate it did not work.
Hope you find your happiness.
A lot cast aside.
-
Logged in at Rally.
Love instant party invites.
Too asleep for this.
Followed to Mhaldor.
oh, we're smudging the totem?
Whatever you want.
Ashtan kills Mhaldor.
Started to get confused now.
We kill some stragglers.
Let's leave the totem.
Two cities are raiding them.
That would piss me off.
Mhaldor rolls in hot.
Oh my gods, they brought a tank.
Let's go capture it.
Sanction is over.
So we are not rushing them?
I don't want the blame.
Waking up now.
Start receiving messages.
It's the principal.
I was told screw it.
You can do whatever dude.
Everyone on me!
Radiance is cool.
This guy wanted more blood now.
Let's go push that in.
Jhui-liverance sucks.
I swear I called to party.
Too many died there.
I just coined that term.
Going to file a patent.
All rights are reserved.
-
I jumped Atalkez.
We were both already down.
Harsh exhange followed.
We are cool now, though.
Sometimes people have bad days.
It is rare for me.
Glad that we made up.
You have been a good friend, bro.
4 2 0 4 lyfe.
I will jump again.
I cannot help myself.
I try to play fair.
I did not think man.
Other people have bad days.
Easy to forget.
Situation sucked.
I did not have the full tale.
*Almost* innocent
Captain is scary to me,
Twisted endearing.
Boring, no ships here,
A ship to board and pirate,
Sunk my dad, oh my!
Pesky pipsqueak,
"Just pay the fee."
Morals mire,
Scared Skittish.
"I can do this, teach me."
Welling pride,
Chilling trials.
"It seems you can."
Austere we still good
We bros no matter what goes down
Keep it moving, yo
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
I can't believe you trust me.
First time minister.
No one raided us.
Still getting setup for monk.
This is exciting.
Glad I left Ashtan.
Many towering people.
Out of the shadows.
They were not kidding.
Made a name for myself here.
More is incoming.
Expect a tank soon.
Going to hit the playas.
Mhaldor and Ashtan.
No fighting tonight.
Finally have time to myself.
Partial setup done.
All of you monks know.
So much is possible now.
Multiple projects.
Raiding will be first.
A lot of situations.
I feel so strong now.
Encoded chat? Ha.
Mind sapience just got nerfed.
@Jhui will be so lost.
My combos still rough.
Need color change on preped limb
All this is coming.
Changed the Dawnguard Clan.
Discharged a ton of people.
I kinda feel bad. .
Remedy in a bath so warm,
cinnamon and salt.
A slithering snake,
the yip of a small pup echoes.
Splish-splash a hot bath.
Inner peace is found!
Companionship in small friends,
lifting my heart up.
First patrol ever on my own,
First ship's sea skirmish.
Lover is my watch,
Couldn't have done it without,
First move as pirate?