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Tecton is up to no good...
ANNOUNCE NEWS #4303 (04/01/2015 at 01:32)
From : Tecton, the Terraformer
To : Everyone
Subject: April Promotion - Part 1
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This would normally be the time that I'd announce our exciting new promotion, but, due to unforeseen
circumstances, we're going to push that back a day. I know you guys are disappointed, but to make up
for it, you can still enjoy a 30% credit bonus, as well as Humgii racing tickets with every purchase
of 25cr or more!
Stay tuned!
Penned by My hand on the 11th of Scarlatan, in the year 680 AF.
One year, he also told me that he was having a kid, and the best part was, I got to play a role in naming it. I cried for three nights straight when I found out that it was a hoax. Don't let him fool you again, though I'm sure he already has.. RIP Zuko
Edit:
On a happier note, Happy April fools day. Whoever commits the best Achaean april fools prank, and posts it here, will have my eternal love.
One year, he also told me that he was having a kid, and the best part was, I got to play a role in naming it. I cried for three nights straight when I found out that it was a hoax. Don't let him fool you again, though I'm sure he already has.. RIP Zuko
Edit:
On a happier note, Happy April fools day. Whoever commits the best Achaean april fools prank, and posts it here, will have my eternal love.
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- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
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(omg @Skye you turned out so cute even though I forgot your description)
Twist: Lairs will be implemented...
April Fool punchline: ...for everyone who is not a dragon.
- Yours truly,
@Texel
@Synbios I accept the nomination as Pericles. That would be epic. Or just change everyone so their base stats and attack are like the leviathan. that would be fun.
(Blades of Valour): Draekar says: "Synbios if sunbeams sparkle off that I'll kill you where you stand."
(Party) Halos says, "Disbar?"
(Party) Draekar says, "You know here we have disbar."
(Party) Draekar says, "And over there we have datbar."