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As per @Herenicus's awesome idea, I give you "Bow Down to Mhaldor," in the style of Thrall @Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York":
Walking through the isle, the city is aglowLycopods and swirling red fog under cloaksEverybody here wanted something moreSearching for a Strength we hadn't had beforeAnd they saidBow down to MhaldorVibes are waiting for youBow down to MhaldorBow down to MhaldorBow down to MhaldorWe’ve got arrows for youBow down to MhaldorBow down to MhaldorIt's the Seven TruthsI could oppress the weak, weakSo Suffer moreLupines are so fastBut they never snipe me, meBow down to MhaldorWe’ve been waiting for youBow down MhaldorBow down MhaldorWhen we first dropped our packs on cathedral floorsTook our mortal hearts and put them on ignoreEverybody here was someone else beforeAnd you can kill who you wantVibes and harms and bows and spearsIt's the Seven TruthsThere is Strength in SufferingSo Suffer moreLupines are so fastBut they never snipe me, meBow down to MhaldorSpears are waiting for youBow down to MhaldorBow down to MhaldorLike any great Strength, it keeps you slavingLike any real Strength, it's through oppressingLike any true Strength, it makes you kill thingsBut you know you Suffer in Suffering, Suffering, Suffering
Suffer in Suffering.
Need a fun song for @Aerek about his and Mel's crazy circumstances that would be appropriate, but I can't think of a particular tune that fits. Hmm.