What is your opinion on siren lolalts?

Nilith

There happens to be a thing in Achaea where new Sirens hang around near Minia and try to pick people up. What would you do if one approached you? (Let's see how good/evil/stupid/ronery/snow-ish/manly Achaea is!)
EDIT: By opinion, I mean what would you do?

Silas

10/10, would bang.

ETA: I only vote in checkbox polls.

Aodfionn

lol'd

Kresslack

Where's the "decapitate and skullfuck them" option?

Mishgul

I make love to anything that types.

Eld

Where's the option for distributing earplugs to the crew and strapping yourself to the mast?

Bluef

There isn't an option for:

• Throwing down a nauthiz and letting their hunger for something other than sex overcome them
• Devouring the particularly nasty ones on sight
• Sending a tell to @Jonesey the amazing business dragon so he can choose one of the aforementioned options (while @Achimrst logs, of course, because there's no real fun to be had without a pastebin for everyone in P9 to laugh at later)
• Enemying them to the Keepers of the Song as soon as you overhear them offer sex for gold/credits/clothing/whatever).

Daslin

I don't see a real option for sticking my sword deep in them and wiggling it around until something explodes.

Nilith

Due to an overwhelming need for violent murder, another option has been added: Impale, decapitate, and skullfuck them(I Don't Want To Know)

Elphaba

Where's the "they're good for stimulating the economy" option?

Siduri

I have no opinion on siren lolalts.

Bluef

Elphaba said:

Where's the "they're good for stimulating the economy" option?

Walking/talking gold sinks!

Addama

Bluef said:

Elphaba said:

Where's the "they're good for stimulating the economy" option?

Walking/talking gold sinks!

Gross

Herenicus

They are employed by our enemies to the ruin of drunk, handsy Mhaldorians. 

RIP @Ayoxele. RIP @Stuneree. 

All men gave some. Some men gave all. 

Arador

Raid Mhaldor! From my house in the subdivision! From the upper bedroom specifically..... *cough*

Easiest way to pick them up is to Chameleon @Herenicus. Just be sure to call out his name at the end or they might realise it is not him. 

How else will they afford to put themselves through Priest Healing school? 

Vaehl

Where's the option for 'walk into them cybering while drunk skyping an Achaean friend then goad each other into emoting weirder and weirder ooc shit, pussying out and emoting the other person doing it with preprepend, laughing hysterically when drunk, getting shrubbed for a bit, then laughing hysterically when sober'.

This definitely didn't happen.

Exelethril

Zuko

My first instinct is whose alt is this trying to fuck with me (literally and figuratively) so I avoid like the plague.

Qwuan

ILol @Exelethril‌

Vaehl

Insightful, @Daeir‌

Rohai

Agreed.

Amarillys

Flag. Abuse!

Mishgul

Quote 

Yes

Silas

Idiots.

Achimrst

Zuko said:

My first instinct is whose alt is this trying to fuck with me (literally and figuratively) so I avoid like the plague.

It's mine, sowee

Rohai

Where is the "I have a siren lolalt" option?

(edit to throw in that I didn't mean to click disagree on your post, @Achimrst, that was just me being clumsy)

Rohai

Mishgul

Silas said:8

Idiots.

Suck it

Achimrst

Rohai said:

Oddly, you can pay my siren alt to do this.

Kerria

Wait, is this a serious poll? Or a serious pole?

Addama

That's racist.