Anarchaea Logs

Suladan · October 2014

This is the best thing ever! Have to record some of these logs! Hopefully the thread doesn't -immediately- get shut down.

This kind of summarizes it:

----[ Mhaldor City announcement ]----
All of you suck ass!
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General log for the City of Mhaldor:
2014/10/18 00:21:45 - Carmain declared that Daslin is no longer an enemy. Reason: yues qweqw.
2014/10/18 01:03:17 - Crixos declared that Hasar is no longer an enemy. Reason: smd koody.
2014/10/18 01:43:52 - Saibel > I was here!
2014/10/18 02:13:19 - Sherazad declared Ruth to be a formal enemy. Reason: yes she is.
2014/10/18 02:14:37 - Sherazad declared that Ruth is no longer an enemy. Reason: she was too sharky.
2014/10/18 02:25:12 - Sherazad declared that Hanley is no longer an enemy. Reason: I don't know what I am doing.
2014/10/18 02:27:43 - Sherazad has formally declared Hanley an ally of Mhaldor.
2014/10/18 02:28:41 - Harmonia cityfavoured Alcinae for: because i can.
2014/10/18 02:29:52 - Sherazad has formally declared Ruth an ally of Mhaldor.
2014/10/18 02:38:07 - Sherazad declared that Rakon is no longer an enemy. Reason: iono what.
2014/10/18 02:38:51 - Sherazad declared that Halos is no longer an enemy. Reason: for sweetness.
2014/10/18 02:47:15 - Sherazad cityfavoured Halos for: for being fat.
2014/10/18 03:16:35 - Sherazad declared that Platonus is no longer an enemy. Reason: fatty.
2014/10/18 03:17:28 - Sherazad declared that Shiro is no longer an enemy. Reason: yes ok.
2014/10/18 03:19:40 - Ruth appointed Saibel as Treasurer.
2014/10/18 03:20:45 - Credits: -500. Transfer to Ruth. Reason: yes.
2014/10/18 03:20:51 - Credits: -200. Transfer to Melodie. Reason: yes.
2014/10/18 03:21:28 - Credits: -100. Transfer to Sherazad. Reason: because.
2014/10/18 03:21:35 - Credits: -100. Transfer to Josoul. Reason: why not.
2014/10/18 03:21:35 - Sherazad has formally declared Deucalion an ally of Mhaldor for: turn down for what.
2014/10/18 03:21:52 - Sherazad has formally declared Platonus an ally of Mhaldor for: lelz.
2014/10/18 03:22:21 - Ruth appointed Sherazad as Minister of War.
2014/10/18 03:23:56 - Ruth appointed Melodie as Minister of Maritime Affairs.
2014/10/18 03:24:35 - Credits: -2000. Transfer to Josoul. Reason: here.
2014/10/18 03:24:53 - Credits: -1200. Transfer to Ruth. Reason: why not.
2014/10/18 03:26:36 - Ruth has set relations with the City of Targossas to ALLIED.
2014/10/18 03:26:41 - Ruth has set relations with the City of Hashan to ALLIED.
2014/10/18 03:27:40 - Ruth appointed Daslin as Steward.
2014/10/18 03:29:56 - Halos was immediately enemied for bringing a known criminal into the city.
2014/10/18 03:31:02 - Ruth declared that Halos is no longer an enemy. Reason: why not.
2014/10/18 03:46:56 - Sherazad declared that Roam is no longer an enemy. Reason: yes what.
2014/10/18 03:51:48 - Sherazad has formally declared Ayoxele an ally of Mhaldor.
2014/10/18 03:52:16 - Ruth appointed Saibel as Minister of Security.
2014/10/18 03:52:58 - Ruth appointed Halos as Treasurer.
2014/10/18 03:57:56 - Ruth declared that Verrucht is no longer an enemy. Reason: yay why not.
2014/10/18 03:57:59 - Ruth has formally declared Verrucht an ally of Mhaldor for: King.
2014/10/18 03:59:13 - Ruth appointed Mathonwy as Ambassador.
2014/10/18 03:59:52 - Sherazad declared that Jakiro is no longer an enemy. Reason: bwaaha dijasdjaq.
2014/10/18 04:02:44 - Sherazad declared that Austere is no longer an enemy. Reason: yes wah iajwde wa.
2014/10/18 11:25:32 - Ruth declared that Synbios is no longer an enemy. Reason: my best friend.
2014/10/18 11:25:45 - Ruth has formally declared Synbios an ally of Mhaldor for: best friends.
2014/10/18 11:29:55 - Ruth has formally declared Astriel an ally of Mhaldor for: awesome.
2014/10/18 11:30:09 - Credits: -50. Transfer to Seftin. Reason: for awesome.
2014/10/18 11:30:14 - Credits: -50. Transfer to Astriel. Reason: for awesome.
2014/10/18 12:06:15 - Sherazad declared that Jakiro is no longer an enemy. Reason: why not.
2014/10/18 12:17:11 - Sherazad declared that Garrus is no longer an enemy. Reason: for fun.
2014/10/18 12:19:23 - Sherazad has formally declared Garrus an ally of Mhaldor.
2014/10/18 12:32:01 - Sherazad appointed Josoul as an aide to the Minister of Trade.
2014/10/18 13:35:07 - Ruth cleared the city announce.
2014/10/18 13:35:17 - Ruth changed the city announce.
2014/10/18 13:57:11 - Harmonia declared that Wayde is no longer an enemy. Reason: visitin'
2014/10/18 13:59:09 - Ruth declared that Rom is no longer an enemy. Reason: be welcome!
2014/10/18 13:59:14 - Ruth has formally declared Rom an ally of Mhaldor for: my other friend.
2014/10/18 14:17:45 - Ruth declared that Exelethril is no longer an enemy. Reason: ok my buddy.
2014/10/18 16:54:32 - Carmain declared that Arditi is no longer an enemy. Reason: yes wqweq.
2014/10/18 16:58:58 - Carmain declared that Mosr is no longer an enemy. Reason: no longer an enemy.
2014/10/18 17:06:55 - Carmain declared that Ada is no longer an enemy. Reason: yqweopqwekqw.
2014/10/18 17:13:13 - Carmain declared that Aktillum is no longer an enemy. Reason: qweqjeqeqweqeq.
2014/10/18 17:41:17 - Carmain declared that Fendrel is no longer an enemy. Reason: aggressive expansion.
2014/10/18 17:41:27 - Carmain declared that Rangor is no longer an enemy. Reason: he is ok really.
2014/10/18 17:41:40 - Carmain declared that Silas is no longer an enemy. Reason: a little bit of tina is what i need.
2014/10/18 17:41:49 - Carmain declared that Rho is no longer an enemy. Reason: a little bit of monica by my side.
2014/10/18 17:42:05 - Carmain declared that Alrena is no longer an enemy. Reason: A little bit of helena in my eyes.
2014/10/18 17:43:40 - Arador declared Aegoth to be a formal enemy. Reason: How about No?
2014/10/18 17:44:01 - Arador declared that Aegoth is no longer an enemy. Reason: I slipped.
2014/10/18 17:55:33 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:34 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:34 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:38 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:39 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:39 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:40 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:41 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:41 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:42 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:43 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:43 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:43 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:44 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:44 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:48 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:50 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:51 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:52 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:52 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:52 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:53 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:53 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:53 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 17:55:54 - Makarios slew an infernal wraith.
2014/10/18 18:06:00 - Kelandra declared Kyttin to be a formal enemy. Reason: never.
2014/10/18 18:15:40 - Kelandra declared that Datrius is no longer an enemy. Reason: Come here child.
2014/10/18 18:35:16 - The City of Targossas has declared relations with your organisation as ALLIED.
2014/10/18 19:38:58 - Carmain declared that Cyla is no longer an enemy. Reason: ask and ye shallr eceive.
2014/10/18 19:39:14 - Arador declared Cyla to be a formal enemy. Reason: Totes shouldn't.
2014/10/18 19:39:26 - Arador declared that Cyla is no longer an enemy. Reason: Totes kidding.
2014/10/18 19:42:46 - Carmain declared that Ravien is no longer an enemy. Reason: our great friend.
2014/10/18 19:48:47 - Carmain declared that Caoimhaen is no longer an enemy. Reason: not an enemy.
2014/10/18 19:52:46 - Carmain declared that Zuko is no longer an enemy. Reason: yesdqweq.
2014/10/18 19:54:49 - Carmain declared that Talysin is no longer an enemy. Reason: hqwpoeqweq.
2014/10/18 20:09:38 - Alcinae has retrieved a tank from your city's reserves.
2014/10/18 20:22:08 - Makarios declared that Makarios is no longer an enemy. Reason: Because I said so.
2014/10/18 20:23:49 - The City of Cyrene has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2014/10/18 20:39:40 - Exelethril has sanctioned a raid against The City of Eleusis.
2014/10/18 20:55:49 - The City of Cyrene has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2014/10/18 21:09:41 - The sanctioned raid in The City of Eleusis has ended.
2014/10/18 21:14:29 - Daslin slew Groukar, a grizzled old orc.
2014/10/18 21:15:52 - Sartan slew Maric, a filthy ratman.

Melodie · October 2014

(Newbie): Yiwen says, "Just wait. I'll be a Divine one day and I'll come back and kill you."

(Newbie): Sartan says, "Denied."

(Newbie): You say, "You suck."

(Newbie): You say, "Yiwen, that is. Not Sartan."

(Newbie): Kyttin says, "I think she ment you Sartan."

(Newbie): Sartan says, "I think so too."

(Newbie): Kyttin says, "Meant."

You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of red, crackling energy strikes your

mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your brain. Crimson fire erupts through your eye

sockets and mouth as you die in unspeakable agony.

You have been slain by Sartan.

(Newbie): Kyttin says, "Cast y...You're so awesome."

Melodie · October 2014

Also from last night, Deucalion was having a dance party at the Garden of the Gods:

Shadya smiles and shakes her hips so that the charms about them jingle merrily as she slowly tugs at a lavender scarf, letting the fabric glide over her tanned shoulder, down her veiled chest and across her abdomen, revealing her flat, smooth tummy to Kyttin's watching eyes. She turns her back on her and tosses the veil over her shoulder, letting it fall to the ground.

Deucalion swings an aurulent thurible back and forth, sending a billowing cloud of incense-laden smoke into the air.

This is Kyttin She is Awesome says to Deucalion in a softly hissing voice, "None of that."

--

Deucalion points accusingly at a bellydancer.

Deucalion, the Righteous Fire says, "Bewbs."

This is Kyttin She is Awesome says in a softly hissing voice, "She's mine."

Sybilla · October 2014

push shrine

A shrine of Gaia is unaffected by your efforts.

You pause a moment to gather your thoughts.

You say in a rich, smoky voice, "Gaia's so fat."

Silvery laughter sets celestial lights shimmering before your vision, reflecting the Moon Goddess' amusement.

Someone powerful says, "Shhhhh."

--

Taraus proudly shows off the biggest brassy bell known in the universe:

This bell is huge. Like, REALLY huge. And brassy.

Aktillum · October 2014

4845h, 3514m, 21980e, 16912w exkdb-vivisect deucalion

Your pitiful attack is frozen in its tracks by Deucalion.

4900h, 3514m, 22020e, 16936w exkdb-

You watch in horror as Deucalion touches your left arm, and it shrivels away to uselessness.

You cease to wield a Braincrusher flail.

4900h, 3700m, 22040e, 16948w exkdb-

Deucalion reaches out and grabs your leg, which almost gives way underneath you as it shrivels

feebly away.

4900h, 3700m, 22040e, 16948w exkdb-

You watch in horror as Deucalion touches your right arm, and it shrivels away to uselessness.

You cease to wield a Braincrusher flail.

4900h, 3700m, 22040e, 16948w exkdb-

Deucalion reaches out and grabs your leg, which almost gives way underneath you as it shrivels

feebly away.

4900h, 3700m, 22040e, 16948w exkdb-

You watch in horror, helpless, as Deucalion's fist is wreathed in crackling black energy. With a

diabolical laugh, He stiffens His hand and slowly runs it down your chest, splitting it open as He

does so. Though you scream in pain and beg to die, Deucalion proceeds to rip apart your organs,

magnifying the pain until you are driven nearly mad. With a detached smile upon His face, He

proceeds to rip out your sternum and drive it through your already splayed-out body, pinning it to

the ground and finally killing you.

You have been slain by Deucalion.

0h, 3700m, 22040e, 16948w ex-

Ruth · October 2014

Welcome to the dark side Deucalion!

Melodie · October 2014

After quitting Mhaldor and joining Targossas earlier in the day:

The firmament burns with white-hot fire as the pure, baritone voice of Deucalion calls out, "All hail the new Deacon of Celestia, Melodie. Cause it's topsy turvy day here."

Kohai Yiwen, Ashuran Initiate shouts, "Yay!"

Queen Saibel shouts, "Yay!"

Sir Sassy pants Morthif, Fallen Heir shouts, "All hail the Bloody Bride!"

The air vibrates as the voice of OP Xer says 'Gg no re' thrums loudly, "Not hail. Since it's topsy turvy day."

Sapience's Bicycle, Arditi, Who Looks Fiiiiiiine in Drag shouts, "Is she still excommunicated?"

Sir Kendrick Gothfraidh, Man-at-arms shouts, "Can she reverse Daeir's oopsie?"

Your voice rises, harried by a frosty mist as you shout, "Yesss."

The firmament burns with white-hot fire as the pure, baritone voice of Deucalion calls out, "She's probably still excommunicated."

Your voice rises, harried by a frosty mist as you shout, "I am not excommunicated, no. Tecton is a bro."

Sir Kendrick Gothfraidh, Man-at-arms shouts, "So am I. That was Daeir's oopsie."

Malorn, the Shady Miscreant shouts, "Melodie can I head the luminai?"

Kris X-My boyfriend Kross Da'Navi, Saeva's Gentlemen. shouts, "Can you kick Ruth from Tyrannus and make me Tyrannus while you're at it?"

Kris X-My boyfriend Kross Da'Navi, Saeva's Gentlemen. shouts, "She said it's ok."

Malorn, the Shady Miscreant shouts, "As an occultist/paladin I am completely qualified."

Your voice rises, harried by a frosty mist as you shout, "I don't appoint house leaders, that's Deuc's job!"

Malorn, the Shady Miscreant shouts, "Oh well, I tried."

You are about to leave the Infernal class. Enter AGREE if you are sure that you wish to do this.

You leave your class, ready to take a new path in life.

changeclass priest

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (9.116s)

Bloody Bride Melodie Ancyrion, Deacon of Celestia (female Human).

She is 264 years old, having been born on the 24th of Ero, 402 years after the fall of the

Seleucarian Empire.

She is ranked 94th in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is the Deacon of Celestia.

She is a Settler in Targossas.

She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.

She is a licensed jeweller, tailor, and chef.

She is a licensed master shopkeeper.

She is A Deacon of Malevolence in the Blood Congregation.

She is a Questor of the Far Reaches in the Fellowship of Explorers.

She is an initiate Sartai in the Divine Order of Sartan, the Malevolent.

She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

Her motto: 'Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up.'

She has banished the daemonic serpent Yuthka, freeing the Oracle of Prin.

She slew Jeramun, the Flame of the World, extinguishing his primal fires.

She slew Lord Kemnast, mightiest of the Death Knights.

She evidenced incredible strength in slaying the five Underworld Ur'Vampires: Gerzson, Asztrik,

Tizane, Prioska, and Zigana.

She shook the foundations of the Underworld by slaying Lord Ugrach, King of the Undead.

She slew the vampiress, Belladona.

She brought light back to Unsidhe Court by slaying Fafnir, Lord of the Dark Court.

She slew the vampire lord, Zsarachnor.

Empowered by Maya's sacrifice, she battled as a Demigod to help defeat Bal'met.

She overcame the increscent power of Lavarin, Shah of Morindar.

She slew Auntie Maim, stopping a nefarious experiment.

She has been engaged to be married to Sir Aerek Ancyrion for one month.

She has been divorced 2 times.

She bears the arms: Argent, a chevron wavy Sanguine between two edelweisses in chief Azure and a hippocampus hauriant in base.

Best day of my life. 1tear

Edit: For those confused about the bloody bride title, from the foozle in the real Achaea from earlier:

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "Looks like the Bloody Bride has snatched the lead and is racing ahead though!"

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "Father and Daughter are now struggling to stay in the top five, as Kaihuti and Kei encroach on the Bloody Bride's lead!"

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "Better keep your momentum going, Miss Bloody Bride! The younger Lucoster is catching up!"

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "With approximately five minutes to go, Miss Bloody Bride Melodie is holding on to a tenuous lead as Kaihuti and Jadys fight to catch up!"

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "So close, folks! For a moment, it looked like Jadys might grab it, but it's Melodie with the win! Well done!"

Amarillys · October 2014

The Bloody Bride is a ridiculously awesome moniker...

Kresslack · October 2014

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Harmonia wrinkles her nose and sniffs.

You quickly slip Harmonia some itching powder.

Harmonia suddenly starts scratching at an itch like mad.