Sorry but obviously the answer to this thread is MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE
E: Unless your children are the spawn of Jesus and a kraken they will not tap out Savage even if there were two of them at the same time because he would shoulder check one of them off the ropes and then elbow slam the other one into an early grave just like he did to Jesus that one time.
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Doesn't count.
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
You're all too young to know. Ask your parents who the greatest is
Although, I based Flair's fine oration on this guy.
The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment
Doubtlessly inspiration for @Xenomorph's style of storytelling.
E: Unless your children are the spawn of Jesus and a kraken they will not tap out Savage even if there were two of them at the same time because he would shoulder check one of them off the ropes and then elbow slam the other one into an early grave just like he did to Jesus that one time.
Also, you guys forgot about the Divas?
Or how about the one who went something like 140-0 before he lost. (~7:27 onwards, such awesome entrance music too - best part at 10:15)