How Many Cats Play Achaea?

Jules

Are Santar and Jarrod the only black and white cats who play Achaea? Just curious how many of you are cats of any color and play Achaea. Also, are there any ginger cats? If so, how has being ginger and a cat affected your experience in Achaea? If this comes out as a checkbox poll, feel free to check all that apply.

Hasar

???????

Ulrike

idk but hands off meine Wassermelone

Rakon

A rapist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, an arsonist and a masochist are all in a asylum sitting around a lunch table, eating lunch. The rapist sees a small kitten through the window and tells the group "I would love to rape that little kitten". Then murderer says "and after you're done raping it, I'll murder that little kitten." The necrophiliac, aroused by the thought of a dead kitten says "and I'll rape it again after you kill it." The arsonist, not wanting to be left out says "and I'll burn the corpse after you rape it." 

After a long pause, the masochist says, "Meow". 

Edit: See post below this one. 

Santar

Meow.

Saeva

That's pants.

Herenicus

Silas

Go home Jules, you are drunk.

Jozlyn

Go ahead, try to rub my belly.

Achilles

Woof

Ruth

Saeva

I know all about black and white cats. These are my babies. We now have 4 black and white cats.

Cynlael

WTF is this thread even?

Alcinae

I think I might actually be allergic to cats, unfortunately.

Bukariin

A war criminal, a plutocrat and a lawyer walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "My God, it's an honor to have you here, Mr. President!"

Mishgul

Daslin

All I gotta say.

Drodak

Cahin

??????????

Nim

I am nyat amewsed at the purrsible categories this repurrsive poll purrvides. Its purrjudice toward "meow" or "nyan" while nyat even incorpurrating out my purrsonal purrference, "nya," is an apawing abominyation, nyat to mewntion all the other unencompawssed mews a cat could purrform.

Saeva

You didn't find it amewsing at all?

Nim

Saeva said:

You didn't find it amewsing at all?

The commyantary is purrfectly amewsing, it's just the apawing purrview of purrsibilities in the poll itself that exaspurrates me.

Jules

I think I am being called a Nimcompoop   

Kerria

I live close to the Catskills mountain range.

Taraus

Aktillum

I wish we still had a WTF button so I could WTF every post in this thread. Consider yourselves all WTF'd.

Jozlyn

Saeva said:

I know all about black and white cats. These are my babies. We now have 4 black and white cats.

Have you notified Santar of the results of that one frisky night on the beach?

I mean

Mrow?

Antionette

Mew!!

Ulrike

cat-like typing detected

Goggo

Siduri

I am not a cat. But do I qualify if I tell you that Snoreau, here, fills in for me during raids?

This is why you guys always think I'm so serene after getting my ass handed to me. Because it's my cat. And he has no idea what the fudge he's doing, or what happened!

(But he says sorry @Jhui for always sniping you first)