Curiously enough, each time I meet a Cyrenian girl, it looks like:
Her:
Me:
Oh, suddenly it makes sense why so many people that come out of Cyrene, happen to have nosebleeds!
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
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Curiously enough, each time I meet a Cyrenian girl, it looks like:
Her:
Me:
Oh, suddenly it makes sense why so many people that come out of Cyrene, happen to have nosebleeds!
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Bardic swag.
Meanwhile, in my world:
Seriously who have you been speaking to?
Breast implant dad says, "Get implants."
Edit: #It'sajoke #Findselfconfidenceifyoudon'tbelievemeaboutitbeingajokeDone.
Album of Bluef during her time in Achaea
Bard dodging (I wish)
Tillie dodges nimbly out of the way
Tillie: "Are you saying I can dodge arrows?"
Bluef: "I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to."
Album of Bluef during her time in Achaea
How he expects me to react:
How I actually react:
@tillie this is the only way to deflect @bluef 's brefeses
Well done, young protege. Now let the celebratory dance of our tribe commence in your honour!
Album of Bluef during her time in Achaea
Galos gives a plate of chocolate-covered pickles to you.
Leveling with short swords makes me feel like I'm doing this:
When I'm trying to talk to people but I am distracted by tells, and don't really want to explain why I'm just standing around in silence for so long.
5 years ago it'd be socially acceptable to make a tequila joke.
"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."
-Albert Einstein
Tyvm