This thread is for sharing old stuff that was buried in your messages, stuff that hopefully made you smile. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased. Why not the quotes thread? Because it's OLD! So:
3482h, 4148m, 16310e, 19640w ex-message read 1
Message #1 Sent by Ourania
9/07/2:18 Elegant as always, My dear.
3482h, 4148m, 16310e, 19640w ex-message read 2
Message #2 Sent by Sarapis
9/09/23:46
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3482h, 4148m, 16310e, 19640w ex-message read 3
Message #3 Sent by Achaea
1/06/16:30 Your bug report (detail: the last sentence in the Mhaldor room 'Chamber of statues,' lists the houses of Mhaldor. There's a comma missing after 'Naga.' Unless it's phased.) - has been fixed. The following notes were included: We unphased it. Pesky Naga commas.
Comments
I heard you were withdrawing funds to try and embezzle gold for your logomas snack addiciton. I'm on to you and your suspiciously frosting smeared cheeks.
Sent By: Tekk on 12/13/15:58
I'M HYSTERICAL111!!!
Sent By: Aktillum on 10/10/9:16
No you can't have my kidneys.
On being appointed a Hierophant:
Sent By: Gaia on 8/05/9:40
Serve Oakstone well, Wysteria.
Losing their light in the glorious sun,
Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
Only remembered for what we have done."
Sent By: Selene on 5/30/18:39
Yes, love. It is true. I still wear it. <- 10 years later!
6/19/21:17 Thank you for the offerings.
5616 Scarlatti 2/13/15:00 My congratulations on your Bardic win.
Message #20672 Sent by Tecton
2/14/3:19 No probs, Jaracacacaccacacaccacacacas is the one you seek!
And a bonus one - not the full messages, but you can guess the gist:
| 29582 @ Hasar 11/24/8:19 Seems you were lucky enough to avoid death |
| 29583 Hasar 11/24/8:25 So it seems, so it seems. |
| 29584 Hasar 11/24/8:26 5 imperial guards will do that. |
| 29585 Hasar 11/24/8:27 I would have, but, they are more resilient |
| 29587 Hasar 11/24/8:28 You didn't hit the guards! |
| 29588 Hasar 11/24/8:29 I did, with my transfixed face. |
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Me being in Supplicants of Hammer clan:
56 Phaestus 1/06/8:17 I forget you're lurking about in our clan, at times. I thought to express to you how well you've been doing for Hashan. Your public posts were impressive, well-thought out, and classy. You've a difficult job, but I see the echoes of your efforts in the Merchants and I'm pleased. I only wish My children had gotten to you before you belonged to Another.
About Mhaldor's revenge against Hashan for the tri-city Icon assault. Feels weird now that I'm on the other side, haha:
138 Twilight 7/27/12:56 Seneschal, I believe Mhaldor is aware of your phase and will assault when it next rolls around. Please inform Karai, I recommend moving the phase as a priority.
The moment when I told Twilight I chose Apollyon over him:
146 Twilight 9/27/16:37 Yours was ever a difficult Path; though it is one you walked well. Your decision comes with little surprise but much regret; I will endeavour to discuss succession with you, hopefully before you publicly announce to any party. Further, I would ask that you wait at least until you have been contested as Regent before departing, purely for public relations related reasons, if you would grant Me one final request...
9/28/17:01 Where my 40k gold yo.
Message #6853 Sent by Jurixe
10/10/16:30 Correct me if I am mistaken, but I believe generally, winning requires actually striking the target.
Message #6888 Sent by Micositu
10/16/3:40 But Aeryi, Kenzi, Lilian, Atalkez, Melodie, Bronislav, Eril, Kiah, Fendo, Trayu are north.
Message #6889 Sent by Micositu
10/16/4:00 Omfg.
Message #6890 Sent by Micositu
10/16/4:00 Noonze, Tinuviel, Reshara, Kenzi, Arkailus, Kiah, Knivek, Kohilo, Eril, Zedrack, Syth, Fendo, Roselie, Cidusii, Jovaras, Saeva, Atalkez, Aquilora, Accipiter, Trayu, Melodie, Bronislav, Allene, Kafur,
Mance, Trenia, Lilian, Silvarien, Gloern.
Message #6992 Sent by Xer
10/27/0:43 RESPONSAIBEL?
Message #7173 Sent by Dunn
11/05/2:21 Fuck you and your gust.
Message #7382 Sent by Iakimen
11/12/5:43 // LOL HE WARNED ME NOT TO ENTER TOO.
Message #7424 Sent by Tecton
11/14/2:48 You're a hard one to get to accept a clan invite.
Message #7497 Sent by Xer
11/18/20:14 // FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
I'll end for now with that one. so many more
Edit: This just in
Message #9548 Sent by Xer
1/01/15:11 // F U STOP PUTTING MY MESSAGES ON FORUMS YOU HOE.
12/31/3:23 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.
→My Mudlet Scripts
(Ordine Vashnar Lumeni): Vendros says, "On a related note, I had a coworker brush her bewb against the back of my head today. I'd have filed for sexually harassment if I hadn't of turned around and poked it."
Sent By Trilliana on 9/25/6:27
(Order): Selene says, "I only came to try and make Skarash wear a little yellow polka dot bikini when he wasn't looking."
Sent By: Trilliana on 10/02/0:06
(Order): Selene says, "Don't make me get out the wire hanger, Achi."
Sent By: The Divine Order of Selene, Goddess of Beauty and Love on 10/23/4:32
Tears flow freely from your eyes as (Selene, Goddess of Beauty and Love) appoints you to Venustas Discipulus.
Message 1
Sent By: Achaea on 10/13/0:21
Shiro has slain Berith for you!
My god I still have my first contract kill XD And I have most - if not all - of the CF and HFs that I've gotten
Message #31 Sent by Jiraishin
11/09/3:56 Nulaye tells you, "You should speak up more often. You've been
hiding a quick mind from us."
Oh man, this brings back memories:
Message #61 Sent by Jiraishin
12/17/18:26 Chima cityfavoured Jiraishin for: Admirable, consistent, and
tireless efforts at recruiting slaves and thorough reconnaissance of the far
corners of Sapience: his efforts have nearly singlehandedly kept CHELP
ENEMYSHRINES up-to-date.
Message #62 Sent by Jiraishin
12/17/23:00 Nulaye cityfavoured Jiraishin for: unrelenting devotion to the
cause of Evil.
Message #63 Sent by Jiraishin
12/17/23:01 Nulaye tells you, "You've done amazingly with the slaving, your
efforts are appreciated."
Message #64 Sent by Jiraishin
12/17/23:12 (Nulaye, on the city log) I want it made clear: Jiraishin receiving
two favours in one month is intentional, and is more than deserved. The
opportunity exists for any who strive to serve to such a high degree. Make an
effort, individually, to be the next.
And this brings back different memories:
Message #326 Sent by Fyr
5/23/21:22 I suppose now would be a bad time to tell you that I watch you when
you sleep.
The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
3/04/7:46 I hereby promise to repay Xith the amount of 200 credits,with 1%
interest added each Achaean month on the remaining balance.
Yeah I need to issue this guy. He repaid like 88 credits and then pretended the first player of the account died IRL.
And here's a gem from my favorite admin:
Message #5 Sent by Meletus
3/12/18:24 The poster "A_Courtsesan's_Care" is not appropriate for public
distribution. Any further placement of it in public areas may result in
administrative punishment.
EDIT: Nevermind, Anytus is my favorite.
Message #857 Sent by Anytus
8/13/6:49 Greetings again! Ripping off Harry Potter falls short of our rules. We
don't discuss other players' situations. I hope this is helpful guidance.
Message #39 Sent by Achaea
12/16/9:42 Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 83.
Message #40 Sent by Achaea
12/16/9:42 You have reached the illustrious level of 3rd Circle of Celestial Power.
Message #41 Sent by Achaea
12/16/9:42 The favour of Scarlatti has worn off, gifting you with increased experience.
Sent By: @Bluef
(( If Achimrst gets zapped, I promise to use his ashes in an amazing public ritual!
and then there is my favorite Achaean.
Sent By: @Arditi
//Hi, by the way!
Directly followed by...
Sent By: @Arditi
//I shot you a few times.
12/30/5:49 You're a douchbag dude... really...
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
Sent By: @Tharvis on 1/06/13:38
Boo.
(Not speak English very good)
Sent By: @Peak on 10/27/9:28
What aren't very good.
(Nu-uh!)
Sent By: Harmonia on 10/13/8:16
Uhm, you have some shitty wares in your store. just saying.
(okay so maybe yes)
Sent By: Achaea on 12/19/19:15
By the order of Dragonknight, the city guards have closed Moment's Reprieve.
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
| p 1176 Cain 7/17/1:12 Got a date with a perfect 9 here in a little bit, thin with double d tits, god she is so fucking hot, and wants the cain johnny jr. |