Message Necro: Gems You Forgot you Saved in your Messages

This thread is for sharing old stuff that was buried in your messages, stuff that hopefully made you smile. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased. Why not the quotes thread? Because it's OLD! So:

3482h, 4148m, 16310e, 19640w ex-message read 1
Message #1 Sent by Ourania
9/07/2:18 Elegant as always, My dear.
3482h, 4148m, 16310e, 19640w ex-message read 2
Message #2 Sent by Sarapis
9/09/23:46 :).
3482h, 4148m, 16310e, 19640w ex-message read 3
Message #3 Sent by Achaea
1/06/16:30 Your bug report (detail: the last sentence in the Mhaldor room 'Chamber of statues,' lists the houses of Mhaldor. There's a comma missing after 'Naga.' Unless it's phased.) - has been fixed. The following notes were included: We unphased it. Pesky Naga commas.
Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π

Comments

  • Sent By: Tekk on 12/10/15:15
    I heard you were withdrawing funds to try and embezzle gold for your logomas snack addiciton. I'm on to you and your suspiciously frosting smeared cheeks.

    Sent By: Tekk on 12/13/15:58
    I'M HYSTERICAL111!!!

    Sent By: Aktillum on 10/10/9:16
    No you can't have my kidneys.

    On being appointed a Hierophant:
    Sent By: Gaia on 8/05/9:40
    Serve Oakstone well, Wysteria.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • RuthRuth Singapore
    I have far too many memorable messages. Here are a few.

    Me being in Supplicants of Hammer clan:

    56 Phaestus 1/06/8:17 I forget you're lurking about in our clan, at times. I thought to express to you how well you've been doing for Hashan. Your public posts were impressive, well-thought out, and classy. You've a difficult job, but I see the echoes of your efforts in the Merchants and I'm pleased. I only wish My children had gotten to you before you belonged to Another.

    About Mhaldor's revenge against Hashan for the tri-city Icon assault. Feels weird now that I'm on the other side, haha:

    138 Twilight 7/27/12:56 Seneschal, I believe Mhaldor is aware of your phase and will assault when it next rolls around. Please inform Karai, I recommend moving the phase as a priority.

    The moment when I told Twilight I chose Apollyon over him:

    146 Twilight 9/27/16:37 Yours was ever a difficult Path; though it is one you walked well. Your decision comes with little surprise but much regret; I will endeavour to discuss succession with you, hopefully before you publicly announce to any party. Further, I would ask that you wait at least until you have been contested as Regent before departing, purely for public relations related reasons, if you would grant Me one final request...

    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • Sent By: Scarlot on 1/17/1:16
    (Ordine Vashnar Lumeni): Vendros says, "On a related note, I had a coworker brush her bewb against the back of my head today. I'd have filed for sexually harassment if I hadn't of turned around and poked it."

    Sent By Trilliana on 9/25/6:27
    (Order): Selene says, "I only came to try and make Skarash wear a little yellow polka dot bikini when he wasn't looking."

    Sent By: Trilliana on 10/02/0:06
    (Order): Selene says, "Don't make me get out the wire hanger, Achi."

    Sent By: The Divine Order of Selene, Goddess of Beauty and Love on 10/23/4:32
    Tears flow freely from your eyes as (Selene, Goddess of Beauty and Love) appoints you to Venustas Discipulus.


    Message 1
    Sent By: Achaea on 10/13/0:21
    Shiro has slain Berith for you!

    My god I still have my first contract kill XD And I have most - if not all - of the CF and HFs that I've gotten
    meh


  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    Wasn't that the rank for dormant people, @Trilliana? >.>
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • I saved all my HFs and CFs. Also rare compliments like

    Message #31 Sent by Jiraishin
    11/09/3:56 Nulaye tells you, "You should speak up more often. You've been
    hiding a quick mind from us."

    Oh man, this brings back memories:
    Message #61 Sent by Jiraishin
    12/17/18:26 Chima cityfavoured Jiraishin for: Admirable, consistent, and
    tireless efforts at recruiting slaves and thorough reconnaissance of the far
    corners of Sapience: his efforts have nearly singlehandedly kept CHELP
    ENEMYSHRINES up-to-date.

    Message #62 Sent by Jiraishin
    12/17/23:00 Nulaye cityfavoured Jiraishin for: unrelenting devotion to the
    cause of Evil.

    Message #63 Sent by Jiraishin
    12/17/23:01 Nulaye tells you, "You've done amazingly with the slaving, your
    efforts are appreciated."

    Message #64 Sent by Jiraishin
    12/17/23:12 (Nulaye, on the city log) I want it made clear: Jiraishin receiving
    two favours in one month is intentional, and is more than deserved. The
    opportunity exists for any who strive to serve to such a high degree. Make an
    effort, individually, to be the next.

    And this brings back different memories:

    Message #326 Sent by Fyr
    5/23/21:22 I suppose now would be a bad time to tell you that I watch you when
    you sleep.

    ________________________
    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."

    (Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
  • @Kyrra nope, it was like... OR2 or something. Not the dormant ones, I can't remember the dormant rank, but I had one for that ... somewhere.
    meh


  • edited January 2014
    Message #4 Sent by Malichi
    3/04/7:46 I hereby promise to repay Xith the amount of 200 credits,with 1%
    interest added each Achaean month on the remaining balance.

    Yeah I need to issue this guy. He repaid like 88 credits and then pretended the first player of the account died IRL.

    And here's a gem from my favorite admin:

    Message #5 Sent by Meletus
    3/12/18:24 The poster "A_Courtsesan's_Care" is not appropriate for public
    distribution. Any further placement of it in public areas may result in
    administrative punishment.


    EDIT: Nevermind, Anytus is my favorite.

    Message #857 Sent by Anytus
    8/13/6:49 Greetings again! Ripping off Harry Potter falls short of our rules. We
    don't discuss other players' situations. I hope this is helpful guidance.
    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
  • All of mine were understandably lost when the message system switched over during my eight-ish year dormancy, but I've got a couple from last month I liked! And it's technically last year, that makes it old and necro-worthy...right? ......right? :D

    Message #39 Sent by Achaea
    12/16/9:42 Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 83.

    Message #40 Sent by Achaea
    12/16/9:42 You have reached the illustrious level of 3rd Circle of Celestial Power.

    Message #41 Sent by Achaea
    12/16/9:42 The favour of Scarlatti has worn off, gifting you with increased experience.

    Bydar, a garish-looking trader says, "I'm not a man, I'm an experience."
  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Message #91 Sent by Aquinus
    12/30/5:49 You're a douchbag dude... really...
  • edited January 2014
    (Have about a thousand of these:)
    Sent By: @Tharvis on 1/06/13:38
    Boo.

    (Not speak English very good)
    Sent By: @Peak on 10/27/9:28
    What aren't very good.


    (Nu-uh!)
    Sent By: Harmonia on 10/13/8:16
    Uhm, you have some shitty wares in your store. just saying.


    (okay so maybe yes)
    Sent By: Achaea on 12/19/19:15
    By the order of Dragonknight, the city guards have closed Moment's Reprieve.
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    @Asmodron I sent boo because I saw you on QW! and then I realised it was a chameleon. So I was sadface
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

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