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Funniest death scenes!

ZythaarZythaar Member Posts: 25 ✭✭ - Stalwart
edited November 2013 in North of Thera

I thought this might be fun! I have two stories that both made me laugh out loud...

 

 

So Myriani and I were just chilling In Tasur'ke when all of a sudden...

 

Myriani's flesh has decayed into a liquid state and she falls to the ground, spreading into a pool of stinking green liquid.

The soul of Myriani says, "I don't know what just happened."

 

I'll always tease her for that, and it always makes me smile. xD

 

The second, I was at Kavaya with a friend I had run into before and we were talking about the new stuff we had learned, and so I whipped out a Death tarot and was preparing it and he just kept laughing and laughing calling it an illusion... I assured him it wasn't and his girlfriend got pretty scared. She said something like "I don't know what this is...but I don't think it's an illusion." And he kept insisting, so I threw it at him...

 

 

 

Drognan attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

An almost unbearable feeling of emptiness heralds the arrival of a cloaked and hooded figure

carrying a blood-stained sickle. Drognan gasps in terror as a skeletal hand emerges from the sleeve

and points at him. He bows his head to the inevitable as the manifestation of Death swings its

sickle at his neck. You watch in fascinated horror as he is gathered to Death's cold bosom.

You have slain Drognan....both him and his girlfriend were quite upset, yeah, I'm an ass. Haha

 

In retrospect, I pictured me standing there totally terrifying her as he just keeps laughing and laughing then...pop. He's dead.

 

I look forward to reading yours! :)

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6druerfw5e4  <----THEMESONG :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwH9z19OU5M <----MAIN THEMESONG :D.....Yeh, I know, I'm an occultist in the "City of Freedom" using a band called "Unholy" singing about "Freedom" as my theme song...heh.

Arador

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  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United StatesMember Posts: 5,890 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited November 2013
  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygenMember Posts: 2,492 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    HAHAHA GREENTEXTASFUCK!
  • ZythaarZythaar Member Posts: 25 ✭✭ - Stalwart

    @Dunn Lol :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6druerfw5e4  <----THEMESONG :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwH9z19OU5M <----MAIN THEMESONG :D.....Yeh, I know, I'm an occultist in the "City of Freedom" using a band called "Unholy" singing about "Freedom" as my theme song...heh.

  • DunnDunn The great Buffalo tundraMember, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,057 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    http://pastebin.com/MK6ZMSXD

    38 enemies in room, more down Shallam road. Total success.


    Daslin
  • ZythaarZythaar Member Posts: 25 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    @Arditi haha nice :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6druerfw5e4  <----THEMESONG :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwH9z19OU5M <----MAIN THEMESONG :D.....Yeh, I know, I'm an occultist in the "City of Freedom" using a band called "Unholy" singing about "Freedom" as my theme song...heh.

  • CooperCooper IowaMember Posts: 4,760 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Dunn

    I wish I had kept that log. It was pretty amazing. I can't remember exactly how I ended up losing it though. I don't even remember how I got to Moghedu. I remember being forced to wield or drop it or something but that's about it.

    Was still amazing though.

  • AlcinaeAlcinae AFKMember Posts: 627 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    edited November 2013
    The forums will eat you ALIVE, my friend.

    Hrm, not exactly a death scene but when the Congregation had its Icon (RIP ;_;), @Hasar, @Xer and I got into a fight with a group of Hashani on Nishnatoba, and for some reason, my system wasn't working or something, and I was just sitting there while @Hasar was spamming "Fight Alcinae" over and over on PT! However, the Hashani died. The end.

    edit: Words! And yeah, we're all getting married soon.
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  • AlcinaeAlcinae AFKMember Posts: 627 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Nothing planned out yet but you can be my best man, @Penwize. @Carmain's the flower-Dreadlord.
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  • ZythaarZythaar Member Posts: 25 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    Aepas said:

    You're new to the game so I'm sure everyone has been very kind and supportive. But you're on the forums now, child. Welcome to the place where the real tears start.

     

    YOU HAVE CAUSED A DUPLICATE THREAD. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.


    Um, no I did not. Kresslack's thread is deathSIGHTS, I didn't ask for that. I asked for death SCENES, and my examples show that I'm looking more for the story and what happened first hand, not from a deathsignt. =/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6druerfw5e4  <----THEMESONG :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwH9z19OU5M <----MAIN THEMESONG :D.....Yeh, I know, I'm an occultist in the "City of Freedom" using a band called "Unholy" singing about "Freedom" as my theme song...heh.

  • ZythaarZythaar Member Posts: 25 ✭✭ - Stalwart

    This isn't really a death scene, buuut It was kind of weird...

     

    You break a crunchy cookie in half and pull out a tiny slip of paper from inside. You pop the cookie
    into your mouth, and only then do you look at the fortune. "The sweet moments are often fleeting,
    especially if you get the recipe wrong," you read aloud.

    You begin feeling slightly flushed.

    Blood begins to slowly drip from your nose.

    You take a drink from a stygian vial.
    Mercifully, the voyria venom has been cleansed from your body.
    The tonic burns through your veins, destroying the deadly poisons that are killing you.

     

     

    Apparently places sell poisoned cookies? D: I pity the novice that finds one...

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6druerfw5e4  <----THEMESONG :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwH9z19OU5M <----MAIN THEMESONG :D.....Yeh, I know, I'm an occultist in the "City of Freedom" using a band called "Unholy" singing about "Freedom" as my theme song...heh.

  • AchillesAchilles Los AngelesMember Posts: 2,478 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Zythaar said:

    Apparently places sell poisoned cookies? D: I pity the novice that finds one...

     

    Novices shouldn't be wasting their precious pixie gold on cookies.  Unless Cyrenian in which case they shouldn't be on an exclusively baked good diet regardless of budgetary concerns.
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  • CaoimhaenCaoimhaen TargossasMember Posts: 800 @ - Epic Achaean
    edited November 2013
    dude. I remember this one time when @mako snuck up on me while I was stengthening the Lotus icon and killed me. It suddenly became Hashan against mako in this horribly bloody endless fight where he was picking us off one by one. And all because most the people I was leading around didn't know how to fight an alchemist. Don't think I have ever met an alchemist since that could kill so fast. I was never around for the icon wars sadly. They always happened when I didn't have reflexes or couldn't be around...

    Edit: okay mako didn't sneak. Haha. I sensed him long before he came to me. I was waiting for him to attack. And He wasn't letting me do what I came there to do. Haha
    Post edited by Caoimhaen on

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  • ZythaarZythaar Member Posts: 25 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    @Caoimhaen Lol sounds fun :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6druerfw5e4  <----THEMESONG :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwH9z19OU5M <----MAIN THEMESONG :D.....Yeh, I know, I'm an occultist in the "City of Freedom" using a band called "Unholy" singing about "Freedom" as my theme song...heh.

  • SkyeSkye The Duchess BellatereMember, Seafaring Liason Posts: 2,808 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    The first time I got heartstop, I was so excited I heartstopped just to try it and everyone was freaking out like 'omg what happened'. And Kastalia gave me the evil eye cause I was in the Order back then and she really liked her essence. >_>


    Caoimhaen
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United StatesMember Posts: 5,890 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    One time, someone got kicked around clouds and died. Pretty sure it was Hasar; he makes a terrible footyball. Also, this thread is now about pugs.

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  • ZythaarZythaar Member Posts: 25 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    @Skye Haha, nice :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6druerfw5e4  <----THEMESONG :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwH9z19OU5M <----MAIN THEMESONG :D.....Yeh, I know, I'm an occultist in the "City of Freedom" using a band called "Unholy" singing about "Freedom" as my theme song...heh.

  • SynbiosSynbios Member Posts: 4,561 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Glint.

  • CaoimhaenCaoimhaen TargossasMember Posts: 800 @ - Epic Achaean
    edited November 2013
    Ran into one of the cities as an alt and after I ran around looking for day dreamers for 15 mins. No one reacted...Soooo...I started killing loyals. And finally someone came up and killed me after I attacked like 5 loyals. I died horribly and within seconds. But it was so freaking funny. Then I proceeded to gloat about it taking them to long.

    CarmellLiancaKyriellaTeshaSidoniaYaeJonathinAntidasKyrraSynbiosShirszaeRomKresslackTrevize
  • AnedhelAnedhel Member Posts: 2,367 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    You sound like a delight. :/
    LiancaShirszaeTrevize
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!Member Posts: 3,107 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Caoimhaen said:
    Ran into one of the cities as an alt and after I ran around looking for day dreamers for 15 mins. No one reacted...Soooo...I started killing loyals. And finally someone came up and killed me after I attacked like 5 loyals. I died horribly and within seconds. But it was so freaking funny. Then I proceeded to gloat about it taking them to long.
    ooh, so that was you? figured it was an alt :P
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • NimNim Member Posts: 2,015 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I found out bladesuicide kicks you out of the arena, even if it's a KotH or a pre-endgame rampage. I relearn this fact every time @Iocun locks me in said events, because patience is a virtue I just don't have.
    EldDaslinCaoimhaen
  • AtalkezAtalkez Member Posts: 4,821 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    2013/11/22 03:03:12 - Sheng has been slain by the might of a scantily dressed prostitute.

    I lol'd, but I've been smoking so....


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    Caoimhaen
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United StatesMember Posts: 5,890 @@ - Legendary Achaean
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  • AtalkezAtalkez Member Posts: 4,821 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Lightning-quick, you jab a dwarf jailer with an ornate steel rapier.
    The songblessing upon the rapier sings out with a piercing high note.
    H: 4476 (100%), M: 2821 (83%) 13175w, 20204e 92%
    Khalaz appears from out of nowhere.
    Khalaz leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into your unsuspecting back!
    Your hearing is suddenly restored.
    H: 3206 (71%), M: 2806 (82%) 13175w, 20216e 92%(-1270h, 28.4%, -15m, 0.4%) 
    Taraza appears from out of nowhere.
    Taraza leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into your unsuspecting back!
    A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.
    H: 1936 (43%), M: 2806 (82%) 13175w, 20216e 92%(-1270h, 28.4%) 
    Alcinae appears from out of nowhere.
    Alcinae leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into your unsuspecting back!
    A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.
    (svo): Seems that we're fighting with Serpent - enabled class tricks.
    H: 92 (2%), M: 2806 (82%) 13175w, 20216e 92%(-1844h, 41.2%) 
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.749s)
    H: 92 (2%), M: 2806 (82%) 13175w, 20216e 92%
    jab
    target nothing
    tunesmith rapier accentato
    jab Dwarf
    You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
    H: 92 (2%), M: 2806 (82%) 13175w, 20216e 92%
    You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
    H: 92 (2%), M: 2806 (82%) 13175w, 20216e 92%
    You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
    H: 92 (2%), M: 2806 (82%) 13175w, 20216e 92%

    Florentino appears from out of nowhere.
    Florentino leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into your unsuspecting back!
    Grasping in vain for the dagger that's been plunged into your back, you collapse to the floor as 
    your life blood bleeds away.
    You have been slain by Florentino.
    The corpse of Akiak, the outcast falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a large male razahr falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a razahr hatchling falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a hulking female razahr falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a hulking female razahr falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a razahr hatchling falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Fela, Patriarch of the razahr falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Jawara, the razahr strategist falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of the Mahk falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Jafari falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a razahr hatchling falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a large male razahr falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Chisulo, the razahr smith falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Bahati, mate of Fela falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Chena, the healer falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Cupun, the gnollish smith falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Nukilik, the gnollish tyrant falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a fierce gnoll sentinel falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Oeru, a burly young gnoll falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of the mine foreman falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf initiate falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Urwin Foehammer, the Axewielder falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a common mine labourer falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a common mine labourer falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a massive bloodworm falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a common mine labourer falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf initiate falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf initiate falls out of your inventory.
    A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
    A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Orin Foehammer falls out of your inventory.
    A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Barak D'Nichliz, Lord of the Undercaves falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Arnora Foehammer falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Lorack D'Nichliz, the Smith falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Phalin Stonegrind falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of Grima Flameforge, the twisted Cleric falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf initiate falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf initiate falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a massive bloodworm falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a massive bloodworm falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a massive bloodworm falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf sentry falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf prison guard falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf prison guard falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf prison guard falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf prison guard falls out of your inventory.
    The corpse of a dwarf prison guard falls out of your inventory.

    Took them long enough, chumps.

    4 backstabs hurt, though - thanks Alertness :(


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    CaoimhaenJurixeTaraza
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