Best Of

I will freely admit I was a partner in crime with @Van for this particular drunken escapade. Dragonknight completed our trio, and it was so worth being executed and chewed out by pretty much every city leader we had. What's a little death and severe disappointment from your peers when you get to drink something extremely rare!

So after the Cyrene/Mhaldor symposium thing around 843ish or so, I managed to get my hands on a flask of Vertani whiskey or some such. A Vertani showed up to watch some of the performances and was swigging it, assuring others through a translator (I think Imyrr?) that it wasn't something typical Achaeans would be able to drink. At like 540 years old I wanted some mischief in my Mhaldorian tenure. I and a few others took the flask into a hidden library, and, for science, partook in the drinking of this Vertani degreasing agent. Instant near-death blood alcohol content, and like divine providence, Reyson and Stheno walked in together within 90 seconds. It goes about how you expect. They found 3 of us, like experimenting teens, drunk off our asses in the middle of Mhaldor. I RP a moment of weakness, try to get something out of it, trying to imply a lifetime of personal repression culminated in a moment of weakness. They burned me at the stake and got to play disappointed administrator. It all felt like a good ole' City of Evil after school special.

I like to think that the two of them were laughing their asses off behind their monitors, as they are two of the more serious figures in Mhaldor these days. They don't make OOC slips or anything like that, and if they do they're extremely well hidden.

The only way it could've been topped is if Sartan had been around to punt me off the face of the planet.

I've omitted the names of my accomplices for the sake of their IC image, but I know at least one of them would readily admit it. I can't honestly remember the third!