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You just got webbed @Daslin !
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
I like the spider's logic in this:
"If the insect won't come to the web, then the web will come to the insect."
@Synbios You are a monster. You have just taught spiders the secrets to killing humans. HOW DARE YOU! WE ARE YOUR SUSTENANCE! YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE FABRIC OF REALITY BY SAYING SUCH THINGS!
srsly tho. Spiders scare the shit out of me. Wanna see a grown man shriek like a child and run off? Tell me there's a spider near me.
to distract you from the spider on your shoulder @Daslin
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Hrrrngh, too cute.
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And for those certain people who seem to think that everyone has time to always talk about them all the time:
Watch what happens when I drink a gallon of milk!
@Daslin: Nonsense, I have no intention of killing humans in the foreseeable future(except for that one time...no, the OTHER one time).
You know that movie Monsters, Inc.? I find it far more profitable to extract screams of terror than your soul-stuff. Screams are a renewable energy source, while soul-stuff is not.
Rollin'
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How gamers eat their food
Hilarious.
http://m.tickld.com/x/why-you-should-never-drunk-text-a-doctor-who-fa
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"Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to? You will never find that [everlasting] life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man."
So, it was just a prank? I don't know, I'd have convinced the guy to call a taxi and get home safe while I was there, instead of sending him trekking (and tripping) in a graveyard. I get the Dr Who reference, but, yeah, that's about it.