What Happened To You Today?

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  • Does eagle headress extend range in on ship as well?
  • Asmodron said:
    Does eagle headress extend range in on ship as well?
    It does.
  • Farrah said:

    @Talamond gets the timing of the year award here.

    http://pastebin.com/xhYtUjYs

    Omg I read it like wtf until the end... And then I was like lol



  • 20:59:43.461 Fear seems to grip your soul as Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord enters from the south.


    20:59:43.482 A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.


    20:59:43.563 Your queues are already empty.


    20:59:43.580 You are not fallen or kneeling.


    20:59:43.665 You cease holding your breath and exhale loudly.

    20:59:43.665 You twist your torso and send a roundhouse towards Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.

    20:59:43.665 As your kick strikes the magical shield surrounding Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord, it bursts into shimmering fragments.

    20:59:43.665 You launch a powerful uppercut at Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.

    20:59:43.665 You connect!

    20:59:43.665 [Rage]: +4.2. Total: 4.2

    20:59:43.665 You launch a powerful uppercut at Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.

    20:59:43.665 You connect!

    20:59:43.665 You have slain Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord, retrieving the corpse.

    20:59:43.665 A book titled "The Lesser Book of Eschaton" by Cornelius Kantara tumbles out of the corpse of Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.

    20:59:43.665 A bone key tumbles out of the corpse of Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.

    20:59:43.665 A mountainous pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

    20:59:43.665 You feel a surge of energy course through your body as a sycophantic shoulder cape feeds upon the lifeforce of your fallen foe.

    fuk u big Z.

    Shout out to @Prospero for that hot true favour.

    Shout out to building up 500+ battle rage.

  • What is in big Z's chest anyway >>
  • edited September 2016



    You read what is written on Zsarachnor's journal:

    Two days ago Lord Slith returned victorious from a mission to the Great Library of the Aldar. Sadly two of my best vampires were destroyed in the raid. I somehow have a feeling that many more will follow. I must find a way to replace my fallen soldiers easily.

     

    Yesterday my spies returned empty handed, the powers of creation are sti.........

     

    A few pages are missing and then the text continues.

     

    FINALLY, they've located it. Now the work can really begin and I've sent my vampires to collect all the needed ingredients. The form...... eds a lot o......nge compon......ut som......es has already been made. With the he.........ion I will be able to cre.........he un...d i n....

    The following mu........xed in a .....iner of carved bon..or.i..ory

    Pow...ed bone from a skele..n that has been .....d

    Flesh from ......ngue of a ghoul

    At least six dr.....f blood from the hea....f a peryton....sh from a mimic.

    The eyeb.... of a zombie.

    At least thre....ales from a snake th....as laired ........human skull.

    The pow..red shell of a dra.......wyvern egg.

    Water bles...........mmortal.

    The.......must be boil.....ove a sof..fir...nd stir.....ith a bone of a sentie.....ecies.

     

    Then a page is missing.


    brew of the potion. During the next new moon I'll do the first tests, that is IF I can find a suitable test specimen.

     

    Success!! The brew works perfect, now if only the portal can be kept open long enough.

     

    Blood makes the rest of the page unreadable and the next few pages are missing.

     

    My vampires have done a splendid job as we have achieved our first great victory in the war. Thoth's assassins infiltrated our camp and slaughtered some of the more expendable mortal troops. When they sought to retreat after slaying our soldiers, they walked right into the trap I had set. None of the assassins escaped while the ranks of undead were strengthened tenfold. I would have loved to see the face of that fool Thoth as His precious assassins were decimated and their souls put into bondage to serve my ends.

     

    The writings then continue in a different tongue that you cannot decipher.


    @Asmodron

  • Ah yes that journal. I never did find out what that portal was about, but it does seem like Zsarachnor stole some information from the underworld on how to create undead.
  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    ... Don't you know your Khalasian history?
  • Pretty sure it's referencing the War of the Humans or something.  There was a point in time where Thoth's assassins murdered some undead.  Got re-dead themself bcz of it.
  • Krypton said:
    ... Don't you know your Khalasian history?
    Concerning the portal in azdun? I never really knew what it was about or if it referenced something i had read. I merely assumed it was part of some quest. If you know something about it, I'd love to hear.

    Other than that, yes I do know the story of the exodus of those undead from the underworld that followed Slith with the accepting of Khalas' offer. ^^


  • Today I made my combat even worse. It's an exponential decline in skill based on how many things I try to fix in my script. I will have to incorporate it into my RP, I think. Call me Gamonetriehard :'(
    "To thine own self be true."
  • I still prefer Backgamoneterik.
  • A House Tsez air mage weaves her fingers in front of your face, leaving a fascinating trail of
    colour that you can't help admiring.
    A House Tsez air mage attempts to transfix some gold sovereigns, but succeeds only in curing its
    blindness.

    Good to know they're just trying to take care of my money.
  • Got my gift from Stian... Yay?

    Made of pine, this small box is covered in gilt leaf and coated with a fine sheen of sparkling diamond dust that gives it a glittering, shimmering aura when touched by light. The top of the container is decorated with a large bow of golden silk, and small hinges affix the lid to the lower portion of the box. Manipulated by a simple turn of its key, a tiny latch allows the receptacle to remain closed, keeping its contents secret from prying eyes.
    It has 25 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs 5 ounce(s).

    You unwrap the lavish ribbon and paper from an elegant golden giftbox and open the lid to find inside a miniature clown!

    Brought to life with garish, gay, and glossy paint, this wooden figurine resembles a short and beaming clown. Purple trews bear orange and green splodges and are held up by white and black suspenders, the monochrome stripes awkwardly striking against his diamond printed shirt of sunshine yellow and muddy brown. Stringently parted, the miniature entertainer's hair frizzes from childish bows, tied in tufted puffs one over each comically protruding ear. Finishing the gaudy buffoon, bright red and white daub an overlarge and exceptionally toothy smile across his rotund face. Plastered in the pallid mask, a bulbous nose and decidedly piggy eyes complete the model madcap.
    It weighs 12 ounce(s).
    It bears the distinctive mark of Adrak.
  • Clearly the clowns are the Garden's joke on everybody who asks them to delete Jesters.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • Update: Clown seems to give either boosted experience or increased critical hit chance when squeezed.

     @Nicola The clowns are nondecay, but not resetting. Can they be made resetting or otherwise customised so they're not, well, clowns?
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    Clearly the clowns are a hint at the next class.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • Clowns. Why did it have to be clowns??
  • OceanaOceana North Sea
    It feels so weird not offering the corpses I have. I consumed one, when I remembered that that was also something I could do with them. Just one, because I remembered why I never do that, barring emergency survival. Just not my cup of tea.
  • Oceana said:
    It feels so weird not offering the corpses I have. I consumed one, when I remembered that that was also something I could do with them. Just one, because I remembered why I never do that, barring emergency survival. Just not my cup of tea.
    The spam when hunters log out now is amusing.
  • I humgii mine.
  • edited October 2016
    Sarathai said:
    Update: Clown seems to give either boosted experience or increased critical hit chance when squeezed.

     @Nicola The clowns are nondecay, but not resetting. Can they be made resetting or otherwise customised so they're not, well, clowns?
    I was happy with the no reset because I was able to purchase one in credits from another player. Now we are both happy! Tried to customise it to change it's clothing but you can't customise an artifact that doesn't belong to you. Bummer.
  • So I'm assuming these are consumed when squeezed?
  • Adrak said:
    So I'm assuming these are consumed when squeezed?
    No
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