What Happened To You Today?

Bleak · August 2016

The other day I robbed Tesha. I returned the value of the gold in gleam. She was so happy. It touched my heart.

Xaden · August 2016

Bleak said:

The other day I robbed Tesha. I returned the value of the gold in gleam. She was so happy. It touched my heart.

I worry about her sometimes.

Niccolo · August 2016

Went to Genji, fought this atavian traveller I saw....

5 minutes of Educe Iron and Battlerage later.....

Rugged from living in harsh conditions, the toned body of this atavian is clothed in a

simple tunic and trousers. His head constantly swivels to both sides, shaking long,

tangled, light brown hair from a set of blue eyes. His weather-beaten face bears the marks

of his long-time exposure to the sun, bronzed from excessive exposure to the sun. Large,

twisted scars mar the traveller's pristine wings, a bold reminder of a previous brush with

danger.

An atavian traveller exudes a quiet confidence.

He has 100% health remaining.

He weighs about 100 pounds.

You see nothing in it.

leet h4x0rz

Asmodron · August 2016

Niccolo said:

Went to Genji, fought this atavian traveller I saw....

5 minutes of Educe Iron and Battlerage later.....

Rugged from living in harsh conditions, the toned body of this atavian is clothed in a
simple tunic and trousers. His head constantly swivels to both sides, shaking long,
tangled, light brown hair from a set of blue eyes. His weather-beaten face bears the marks
of his long-time exposure to the sun, bronzed from excessive exposure to the sun. Large,
twisted scars mar the traveller's pristine wings, a bold reminder of a previous brush with
danger.
An atavian traveller exudes a quiet confidence.
He has 100% health remaining.
He weighs about 100 pounds.
You see nothing in it.

leet h4x0rz

It's part of their new devotion to Gaia. Nature makes them immortal and undying.

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Lisbethae · August 2016

(edited for hilarity)

Just standing there, delivering bait when in walks Darqiss.

Darqiss raises his hand into the air before bringing it down to deliver a brutal smack to your ass, leaving a large red hand print that should remain there for a while.

Darqiss's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You spring forwards onto Darqiss, and maul him viciously.

You have slain Darqiss.

You reach over to comfort Darqiss as he falls to the level of Prestigious.

Your triumph suffuses you with a great rush of experience.

Golden sovereigns spill onto the ground from Darqiss's corpse.

You pick up 1680 gold sovereigns.

You put 2020 gold sovereigns in a pack.

The soul of Darqiss says in a deep, avian voice, "Heh, sorry about that."

You say in a kind, gentle voice, "Piss off."

You say in a kind, gentle voice, "Don't touch women like that."

-later (after he apologised, etc.) -

Sir Voc Desmijr, Agiad Okeanos says in a gruff, baritone voice, "You're going to be like, this phantom that protects women from bad touch. Like, some idiot will be waving his grabby hands around and suddenly, from the shadows, leaps forth a furious Lis."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Sir Voc Desmijr, Agiad Okeanos says in a gruff, baritone voice, "The legend is born."

You have emoted: Lisbethae poses in an heroic stance.

Voc gives up a round of applause.

Ahmet · August 2016

Personal bias leading to serious mixed feelings, but congratulations to everyone!

Szanthax · August 2016

If you count all the times I took @Halos hunting and got him killed I probably slowed his progress by like a week... Goddamnedit

Klendathu · August 2016

Lightning-quick, you jab Captain Korlosh with a crude-looking rapier. - ANNIHILATING
You have slain Captain Korlosh, retrieving the corpse.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 119.
You have reached the illustrious level of 1st Sphere of Transcendence.
A huge pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Dragonform bashing is for scrubs

Niccolo · August 2016

I stumbled into the Temple of Vengeance exploring and extracting primes in Blackrock.....

Needless to say, it was quite an experience exploring its halls. Probably my favorite place now, lol.

Israyhl · August 2016

2016/08/22 01:12:01 - Watchman appointed Israyhl to 'Scourge of the Legion'

I just got nothing for this. Thanks to @Cooper, @Watchman, @Taraus, @Saeva, @Nataliia, @Melodie - and anyone else I missed.

Time to murder me some noobs.

Armali · August 2016

Thanks to @Calira, I now know it takes 253 hits with a tribal totem to break 6050 hp.

Mindshell · August 2016

Armali said:

Thanks to @Calira, I now know it takes 253 hits with a tribal totem to break 6050 hp.

And 29 1/2 minutes... credit for her persistence though

Ismay · August 2016

I finally got a chance to login for a decent amount of time tonight! I -think- that I'm going to be able to actually put some time into playing Achaea now that life has slowed down.

Now, what to do with myself...

Aesgar · August 2016

Israyhl said:

2016/08/22 01:12:01 - Watchman appointed Israyhl to 'Scourge of the Legion'

I just got nothing for this. Thanks to @Cooper, @Watchman, @Taraus, @Saeva, @Nataliia, @Melodie - and anyone else I missed.

Time to murder me some noobs.

Awesome!! You seem to be doing good stuff over there, keep it up

Zulah · August 2016

--- Oh look a ship fighting a seamonster, maybe I'll lend them a hand. What could go wrong.... ---

A rotating disc glides away from "HER SHIP NAME" at a foam-wreathed sea serpent, wreaking havoc
across its body.

You see a cloaked ship to the E at long range.

In an explosion of movement, a mudback septacean swims towards the ship, slamming into the vessel
and sending you reeling before circling away for another attack.

Sweeping your spyglass across your surroundings, you see:
A mudback septacean #201663 2 metrons to the southwest.

You begin the painstaking process of aiming a ballista at a mudback septacean.

You make a few fine adjustments to the aim of a ballista.

You make a few fine adjustments to the aim of a ballista.

The tentacles of a mudback septacean flail wildly in all directions, tangling the rigging and
tearing down the sails.

You call out "Fire!" and release the mechanism on a ballista.
A heavy wooden shaft streaks from "MY SHIP NAME" toward a mudback septacean, burying itself
deeply in its side.

You see "HER SHIP NAME" flying a large black flag bearing the arms of the Meropian Trading
Company clan to the N at long range.

Propelled by its tentacles, a mudback septacean rises momentarily from the ocean's embrace before
falling with a great crash. The resulting wave slams into the ship beneath your feet, rocking the
vessel. Structural groans chorus in protest as the framing timbers shudder and crack.

One of a mudback septacean's great tentacles breaches the waves and flings a salvaged rock into the
hull, sending splinters flying across the deck.

Sail repair continues. - [Hull:43]

Privateer Anaria Rinji yells from close at hand, "Yell your identity."

You begin the painstaking process of aiming a ballista at a mudback septacean.

You make a few fine adjustments to the aim of a ballista.

You make a few fine adjustments to the aim of a ballista.

The tentacles of a mudback septacean flail wildly in all directions, tangling the rigging and
tearing down the sails.

You call out "Fire!" and release the mechanism on a ballista.
A heavy wooden shaft streaks from "MY SHIP NAME" toward a mudback septacean, burying itself
deeply in its side.

A heavy wooden shaft streaks from "HER SHIP NAME" toward "MY SHIP NAME", burying itself
deeply in her hull.
A ballista's shaft fired by Anaria tears into your hull.

--- Oh wait a moment... They're attacking ME... We'll I don't want to sink someone I don't know first day out sailing so I'll just leave ---

Privateer Anaria Rinji yells from close at hand, "Identify and I will cease fire."

Propelled by its tentacles, a mudback septacean rises momentarily from the ocean's embrace before
falling with a great crash. The resulting wave slams into the ship beneath your feet, rocking the
vessel. Structural groans chorus in protest as the framing timbers shudder and crack.

A heavy wooden shaft streaks from "HER SHIP NAME" toward "MY SHIP NAME", burying itself
deeply in her hull.
A ballista's shaft fired by Anaria tears into your hull.
Flames rise up from the damaged hull, setting a part of the deck aflame!

A roped hookshot blasts out from "HER SHIP NAME" and crashes onto the deck of "MY SHIP NAME",
binding the two vessels with a debilitating tether.
The ship drifts to a painfully slow stop as the tethers binding it have neutralised its momentum
entirely.

One of a mudback septacean's great tentacles breaches the waves and flings a salvaged rock into the
hull, sending splinters flying across the deck.

A heavy wooden shaft streaks from "HER SHIP NAME" toward "MY SHIP NAMEe", burying itself
deeply in her hull.
A ballista's shaft fired by Anaria tears into your hull.
Flames rise up from the damaged hull, setting a part of the deck aflame!

Hull leakage has been stopped via repair; hull repair continues.

You tell Anaria, "Thats not nice."

Privateer Anaria Rinji yells from close at hand, "I will now cease fire."

Anaria tells you, "I'm sorry. You refused to identify after multiple requests."

Anaria tells you, "Your ship is not in the register, and not flagged."

You tell Anaria, "Thats not my ship."

Anaria tells you, "You are captain though?"

You tell Anaria, "What are you talking about?"

Anaria tells you, "You are aboard MY SHIP NAME?"

You tell Anaria, "No why?"

You tell Anaria, "You attacking random ships?"

You tell Anaria, "Are you a pirate?"

You tell Anaria, "I heard you yelling from Zaphar."

You see "HER SHIP NAME" flying a large black flag bearing the arms of the Meropian Trading
Company clan to the NE at moderate range.

You tell Anaria, "I know who owns that ship though."

Anaria tells you, "Who?"

Anaria tells you, "Who owns it and I will cease fire?"

A roped hookshot blasts out from "HER SHIP NAME" and crashes onto the deck of "MY SHIP NAME"
, binding the two vessels with a debilitating tether.

A roped hookshot blasts out from "HER SHIP NAME" and crashes onto the deck of "MY SHIP NAME",
binding the two vessels with a debilitating tether.

Scrambling to your knees before a tethered hookshot, you begin to hack furiously at the tough rope
with your shipaxe.

Your efforts are rewarded as the tether finally gives and snaps, releasing a grappling hook's hold
upon this vessel.

Anaria tells you, "I'm firing because it refuses to identify."

Privateer Anaria Rinji yells from close at hand, "Yell and I will stop shooting."

Scrambling to your knees before a tethered hookshot, you begin to hack furiously at the tough rope
with your shipaxe.

Your efforts are rewarded as the tether finally gives and snaps, releasing a grappling hook's hold
upon this vessel.
With the final tethered hookshot from HER SHIP NAME severed, the vessel regains some of its
freedom.
With the final tethered hookshot severed, the vessel slowly begins to idly drift freely.

You close your eyes and communicate with the alien mind of the ship's figurehead.
A ray of amethyst light cascades from the ship's figurehead and towards the masts and sails of the
ship, parting into many separate strands that dance upon the sails, causing them to billow then
stretch taut.

You tell Anaria, "Sounds a lot like piracy to me."

You tell Anaria, "Anyway I'll leave you to it. Good hunting hope you sink them."

You tell Anaria, "I didn't see a ship sink? Did they get away?"

Anaria tells you, "Because YOU led me to belive that YOU were on board, I untethered it and allowed
it to escape."

You tell Anaria, "I did?"

You tell Anaria, "I never said anything like that..."

You tell Anaria, "I told you I was on Zaphar. Not that I am required to give you my location..."

Anaria tells you, "You did after I untethered yes."

You tell Anaria, "I just heard you fired at a ship and then made demands. I wondered which pirate
faction you were with."

Anaria tells you, "I'm with the Mariner's Guild."

Anaria tells you, "A pirate would not have shown mercy."

You tell Anaria, "Piracy is the act of attacking ships without cause I believe."

You tell Anaria, "I don't know much about these things. I'm hardly a sailer."

Anaria tells you, "I have cause. I attack Ashtani and Mhaldorian ships on sight with full sanction."

You tell Anaria, "I'd love to learn but seems like lots of hostile pirates. As you've displayed
these "Mariner's" sound like a blood thirsty lot."

Anaria tells you, "Flagless ships that refuse to identify themselves are presumed hostile."

You tell Anaria, "Sorry I didn't immediately tell you my location and ship name when I heard you
attacking someone who wasn't doing as you asked."

You tell Anaria, "Ah. So all ships are hostile unless they follow the mariners laws?"

Anaria tells you, "If a ship sails towards me with no flag and refuses to identify, I'm not giving
them the chance to shoot first."

You tell Anaria, "Oh they attacked you?"

Anaria tells you, "They might."

You tell Anaria, "But they did right?"

You tell Anaria, "You said you chased them."

You tell Anaria, "So I assume they attacked you?"

Anaria tells you, "They changed course to sail towards me while I was engaged with a seamonster.
That is potentially a hostile action."

You tell Anaria, "A seamonster?"

You tell Anaria, "Don't know much about those. Still new to seafaring myself."

You tell Anaria, "So wait... they sailed towards a seamonster and you attacked them, then chased
them?"

You tell Anaria, "Hmm maybe seafaring isn't for me."

You tell Anaria, "Sounds very hostile."

Anaria tells you, "They sailed towards ME fighting a seamonster."

Anaria tells you, "What kind of a question is that?"

You tell Anaria, "A serious one."

You tell Anaria, "Were you cloaked or anything?"

You tell Anaria, "I'm trying to learn about seafaring."

Anaria tells you, "Here is all you need to know. Flag your ship and/or respond to hails and you
won't get shot at by nice people."

You tell Anaria, "Ah."

You tell Anaria, "So you're the "nice" people?"

You tell Anaria, "Because the way I heard it. A ship sailed towards a seamonster and some cloaked
ship started attacking them and chased them."

You tell Anaria, "A ship they never saw."

Anaria tells you, "Mmmhmm. Any other member of the Company would have sunk that ship on principal."

You tell Anaria, "Sounds like a pirate trap."

Anaria tells you, "Heard from whom?"

You tell Anaria, "A little bird."

You tell Anaria, "Any other member of the company would have sunk the ship on principal? So the
mariner's IS a hostile group."

Anaria tells you, "Well your little bird is going to the bottom of the ocean next time. I spared
that ship, as I said, because your communcation led me to believe it was non-hostile. It obviously
IS with either Ashtan or Mhaldor or it would simply identify and then it would be safe."

You tell Anaria, "Not my little bird."

Anaria tells you, "Whose ever little bird."

You tell Anaria, "Why would it identify to a cloaked ship that laid a trap for it?"

You tell Anaria, "You do see just how hostile you are right?"

You tell Anaria, "I've heard of kinder pirates."

Anaria tells you, "Mmmmhmmm. Yeah. Totally a monster for untethering the target and STUPIDLY
allowing it to sail away when I had it dead to rights."

You tell Anaria, "But again. I'm very new to this whole seafaring thing. I just got my first cutter.
Still trying to figure out how to row."

You tell Anaria, "How many pirate groups like yours are there?"

Anaria tells you, "If you think you are insulting me by repeatedly calling me a pirate, you aren't.
As I said, I am sanctioned to attack Mhaldorian and Ashtani ships, as well as flagless ships that
refuse to identify. There are factions on the ocean."

You tell Anaria, "I didnt think Pirate was an insult.. I thought it was a compliment."

You tell Anaria, "A feared fighter of the sea."

You tell Anaria, "Who takes what they want, attacks with no mercy."

Anaria tells you, "I'm a privateer. That means I plunder ships I'm allowed to plunder - ships from
nations that incidentally sponsor the pirates of Meropis."

You tell Anaria, "The pirates of meropis?"

Anaria tells you, "The pirate high clan."

You tell Anaria, "So the mariner's and these pirates of meropis are in a war?"

Anaria tells you, "You could say that I guess."

You tell Anaria, "Sounds exciting."

You tell Anaria, "How do I find out more about the pirates of meropis and mariners?"

Anaria tells you, "Both are High Clans. They have helpfiles. You can join the Mariner's pretty
easily. The pirates are a bit more picky about membership."

Anaria tells you, "The full name is The Sefyric Mariners Guild."

You tell Anaria, "What are the help scrolls?"

You tell Anaria, "And who runs each organization?"

Anaria tells you, "Oceana runs the Mariners but they have a council of leaders. I don't know how
runs the pirates these days."

You tell Anaria, "I'd be interested to learn who founded them. How they came about."

--- Looks like someone finally read the help file of their enemy ---

Anaria tells you, "Oh."

Anaria tells you, "Well played."

You tell Anaria, "Indeed."

Anaria tells you, "To think I had the founder of the pirates and I let you slip away. Still, well
played."

Anaria tells you, "I'm not sure what bothers me more. That I let you go... or that the Guild as a
whole didn't know who you were to tell me when I as appraising them of the situation."

You tell Anaria, "Oh darling. I've been pulling sea tricks since before you were born."

Anaria tells you, "Well whatever your intentions, well played. Truthfully, I'm damn impressed with the way you played that."

Tahquil · August 2016

bleh.

Aegoth · August 2016

It really helped you that Anaria is a blithering idiot, Zulah. Fun to read lol

Asmodron · August 2016

First of all...if a post is that fricken long...please put some spoiler tags. None of us want to scroll endlessly, especially if on our phones.

Secondly...of all people Zulah...you're trying to point out 'indecency' of 'pirate acts'? Really?

Im surprised anyone would fall for your innocence :P

Xaden · August 2016

Forum police has spoken @Zulah, shape up or ship out!

Zulah · August 2016

Asmodron said:

First of all...if a post is that fricken long...please put some spoiler tags. None of us want to scroll endlessly, especially if on our phones.

Secondly...of all people Zulah...you're trying to point out 'indecency' of 'pirate acts'? Really?

Im surprised anyone would fall for your innocence :P

Oh not at all! I was just having fun with it. Was just throwing her off making me think I was a lowly deck swab. Pirate away people!

Halos · August 2016

Hilarious.

Trey · August 2016

Zulah said:
Anaria tells you, "Oh."

Best part of that log.

Greys · August 2016

@Anaria don't feel bad. Most people never heard of Zulah.

Zulah · August 2016

Greys said:

@Anaria don't feel bad. Most people never heard of Zulah.

Zulah who?

Morthif · August 2016

She's a jerk to everyone don't feel to special

Aegoth · August 2016

Fucking finally...

Carefully, you craft a cloudy glass lily from its fragile parts.

Zulah · August 2016

Aegoth said:

Fucking finally...

Carefully, you craft a cloudy glass lily from its fragile parts.

My market channel spam thanks you

Tahquil · August 2016

Aesgar · August 2016

Forgot to post when it happened the other day but finally broke into the top 100 experience rankings:

Aesgar Tehlu (male Golden Dragon).

He is 38 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Lupar, 682 years after the fall of the

Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 98th in Achaea.

@Rakkaro, @Karren; You're going down

Szanthax · August 2016

goddamnit....

(Targossas): You say, "Fucking big stompers galor."

7595(100%)h, 5784(100%)m (100%e) (100%w) [] cexkdb- |XP: 28.6% (67)|ct ignore that

(Targossas): You say, "Ignore that."

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