What Happened To You Today?

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  • Logged in. Did the Gazban thing. Logged out. Logged in again later. Took a group of people to kill Bella. Killed Bella. Logged out again.

    I've been so short on time to play Achaea this past week or so. :(
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • Today I saw a joke about a training accident turn into Cyrenians sharing tales of old battle scars on ct.

    I feel like something's different.
  • edited December 2015
    After working out a lot of annoyances, and re-fixing my affliction tracking to work with annoying curse lines...
    Finally got my first legit Tzantza. Still among the best kill messages out there <3

    You snap your eyes open, the power of the curse building inside you. Your face contorts as you raise an imperious finger towards Some gold sovereigns and utter a single word: "Tzantza."
    Piera winces and stumbles as the skin on her head shrinks and hardens like aged leather. Her eyes roll back and strangled gurgles escape her rapidly diminishing mouth as she struggles to breathe. Her head withers like a drying fruit and with a final dull "crack," her skull splinters, the shards embedding themselves in her brain.
    You have slain Piera.
    Defeated, Piera is cast out of the Arena.

    You're gold now, @Piera, I'm sorry. My inner Alchemist was trying to break free. Well fought!


  • Antonius said:

    A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a rolled up letter at you, then disappears in a puff of
    acrid smoke.
    6992h, 5878m, 30100e, 26720w ex|cbk Nobody     ii letter
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You are holding:
    Containers:
       letter186679        an elegant white letter

    You are wearing:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    1 items were shown.
    6992h, 6246m, 30100e, 26744w ex|cbk Nobody     (+368m, 5.9%) read letter
    There is nothing written there.
    6992h, 6236m, 30100e, 26762w ex|cbk Nobody     (-10m, 0.2%) p letter
    This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to
    keep it from unfurling.
    It has 9 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs 1 ounce(s).
    An elegant white letter is holding:
    Nothing.
    It can contain of a total of 2 items.


    Well... Okay then.

    Dobby knows what you did to me... 
  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
    Ryzeth said:
    After working out a lot of annoyances, and re-fixing my affliction tracking to work with annoying curse lines...
    Finally got my first legit Tzantza. Still among the best kill messages out there <3

    You snap your eyes open, the power of the curse building inside you. Your face contorts as you raise an imperious finger towards Some gold sovereigns and utter a single word: "Tzantza."
    Piera winces and stumbles as the skin on her head shrinks and hardens like aged leather. Her eyes roll back and strangled gurgles escape her rapidly diminishing mouth as she struggles to breathe. Her head withers like a drying fruit and with a final dull "crack," her skull splinters, the shards embedding themselves in her brain.
    You have slain Piera.
    Defeated, Piera is cast out of the Arena.

    You're gold now, @Piera, I'm sorry. My inner Alchemist was trying to break free. Well fought!


    Tzantza is so fun! Especially outside the arena when they don't have starburst up so you get their little shrunken head to hold onto for a while.
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • Another cute protege! Another marque run done. Looking at renting a shop, got 12% (not bad at 101!). Busy holidays!

  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    Half expected Neroes to return during the Maeander story, though.

    Now my New Year is ruined :(
  • You rip into a steel-encased Death Knight with your massive, deadly claws.
    You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!
    You have slain a steel-encased Death Knight, retrieving the corpse.
    Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 106.
    You have reached the illustrious level of Highborn of Dragonspire Mount.
    Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
  • Learned that a group of occultists can do anything, and everything.
  • Found out my Sash of Wisdom is imparting no wisdom... nor has any tradein value... 

    Why me!? WHY!!?



  • Szanthax said:
    Found out my Sash of Wisdom is imparting no wisdom... nor has any tradein value... 

    Why me!? WHY!!?
    Stop using it as a gag and it will...
  • Sylvaria said:
    Szanthax said:
    Found out my Sash of Wisdom is imparting no wisdom... nor has any tradein value... 

    Why me!? WHY!!?
    Stop using it as a gag and it will...
    but I don't want to wake up the roommates...



  • Szanthax said:
    Sylvaria said:
    Szanthax said:
    Found out my Sash of Wisdom is imparting no wisdom... nor has any tradein value... 

    Why me!? WHY!!?
    Stop using it as a gag and it will...
    but I don't want to wake up the roommates...
    I don't want to be at your place for a sleep over any time soon...
  • Logged in after the insanity of Xmas holidays and realized I wanted to RP.... and just couldn't get any RP started at all.
    So that's me until I try again tomorrow.
  • Logged in to realize Tessa reached drinking age again. 121 years. Must get smashed after work in celebration.
  • Sylvaria said:
    Szanthax said:
    Sylvaria said:
    Szanthax said:
    Found out my Sash of Wisdom is imparting no wisdom... nor has any tradein value... 

    Why me!? WHY!!?
    Stop using it as a gag and it will...
    but I don't want to wake up the roommates...
    I don't want to be at your place for a sleep over any time soon...
    Clearly my patience needs work... Herpmuh



  • Well, that was some of the worst lag I've seen in quite a while.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • yeah its horrific!

  • Return of the DDoS?
  • iunno but this is beyond awful
  • Died four times due to lag from hell  :(
    Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh hurty, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh fighty, hurty, fighty, hurty, fighty, slicey, slicey, facey, kickey -

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  • I'm sure @Tecton and co will be on it in no time and all will be fixed.
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    Jukilian said:
    I'm sure @Tecton and co will be on it in no time and all will be fixed.
    He probably already has fixed it, just the fix commands are lagging :dizzy: 

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
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