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• Synbios

  November 2013

  Seifur said:

  (Targossas): Sneijder says, "Clt what have you done with the boobs?"

  
  

  Well?

  
  

  That's a question for the ages.

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• Arianis Cyrene

  November 2013

  Synbios said:

  Seifur said:

  (Targossas): Sneijder says, "Clt what have you done with the boobs?"

  
  

  Well?

  
  

  That's a question for the ages.

  I like this in conjunction with Synbios's sig.

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• Tharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!

  November 2013

  An explosion kills seven Scyrian Shadows in a failed attempt to penetrate the drowned house hall of the Crystalline Circle.

  Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
  Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
  Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

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• Oceana North Sea

  November 2013

  Tharvis said:

  An explosion kills seven Scyrian Shadows in a failed attempt to penetrate the drowned house hall of the Crystalline Circle.

  This should be in raves!

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• Skye The Duchess Bellatere

  November 2013

  Enialisblack (male Human).
  He is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Lupar, 622 years after the fall of the
  Seleucarian Empire.
  He is unranked in Achaea.
  He is an extremely credible character.
  He is not known for acts of infamy.
  He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
  
  
  How do people come up with these names?
  

  
  
  

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• Cahin

  November 2013

  Fitz said:

  -stuff-

  I have a bad habit of entering random portals that I see lying around the guardhouse.  They usually end up on guardstacks. One time I ended up in the Sirrocians, though. That was a good time.

  
  

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• Seftin

  November 2013

  Skye said:

  Enialisblack (male Human).
  He is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Lupar, 622 years after the fall of the
  Seleucarian Empire.
  He is unranked in Achaea.
  He is an extremely credible character.
  He is not known for acts of infamy.
  He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
  
  
  How do people come up with these names?
  

  I imagine it goes something like this:
  
  Oh wow, a text game..
  
  Make a new character.. ok... now I need something... that stands out, and clearly tells other characters about me.. I like the name Enial.
  
  Ok... so Enial it... hmm, well, what do I want it to say? What do I want people to notice? It's a fantasy game.. I guess I can stand out right?
  
  Enial is... enlightened?
  
  Enial is... strong?
  
  Enial is... Enialisblack
  
  Awesome.
  
  
  Alternative version:
  
  A name? I wonder what shit I can get away with.
  

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• Jonathin Retired in a hole.

  November 2013

  (Party): Tesha says, "Target Blueberrycakewithchocolatefrostingandpeanuts."

  
  

  (Party): Tesha says, "Target Blueberrycakewithchocolatefrostingandpeanuts."

  
  

  (Party): Santar says, "Tesha i'm going to have to sincerely ask you to calm down."

  I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.

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• Mishgul Trondheim, Norway

  November 2013

  Seftin said:

  Skye said:

  Enialisblack (male Human).
  He is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Lupar, 622 years after the fall of the
  Seleucarian Empire.
  He is unranked in Achaea.
  He is an extremely credible character.
  He is not known for acts of infamy.
  He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
  
  
  How do people come up with these names?
  

  I imagine it goes something like this:
  
  Oh wow, a text game..
  
  Make a new character.. ok... now I need something... that stands out, and clearly tells other characters about me.. I like the name Enial.
  
  Ok... so Enial it... hmm, well, what do I want it to say? What do I want people to notice? It's a fantasy game.. I guess I can stand out right?
  
  Enial is... enlightened?
  
  Enial is... strong?
  
  Enial is... Enialisblack
  
  Awesome.
  
  
  Alternative version:
  
  A name? I wonder what shit I can get away with.
  

  Have you asked Enialisblack what colour Enial is?

  -

  One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

  As drawn by Shayde
  

  hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  

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• Tesha

  November 2013

  Jonathin said:

  (Party): Tesha says, "Target Blueberrycakewithchocolatefrostingandpeanuts."

  
  

  (Party): Tesha says, "Target Blueberrycakewithchocolatefrostingandpeanuts."

  
  

  (Party): Santar says, "Tesha i'm going to have to sincerely ask you to calm down."

  Someone wanted to test a long target! The only name longer than that is that Ydachicichi thing.

   i'm a rebel

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• Eld

  November 2013

  Tesha said:

  
  

  Jonathin said:

  
  

  (Party): Tesha says, "Target Blueberrycakewithchocolatefrostingandpeanuts."

  
  

  (Party): Tesha says, "Target Blueberrycakewithchocolatefrostingandpeanuts."

  
  

  (Party): Santar says, "Tesha i'm going to have to sincerely ask you to calm down."

  
  

  Someone wanted to test a long target! The only name longer than that is that Ydachicichi thing.
  Yadschakachishiroul is shorter, though.
  
  

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• Alcinae AFK

  November 2013

  It's Ydachikachishiroul! Always stuck with me.

  

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• Fitz Fire and Spice

  November 2013

  @Ydachikachishiroul?

  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

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• Tesha

  November 2013

  I was close enough.

   i'm a rebel

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• Alcinae AFK

  November 2013

  Close enough is never enough! :P

  

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• Eld

  November 2013

  Gdi, i actually know how to spell it, but my phone fucked it up along with the quotes. I blame the forums.

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• Vicious

  November 2013

  ummm....so like I asked Aegoth to send me a portal (not knowing he was in his house hall) and I wans't paying attention and I thought Hasar's portal was from Aego and when I entered I was like ......................................W T F. Was epic

  
  
  

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• Jozlyn out of here.

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Had a bit of fun with a painter on Zanzibaar.

  
  

  Havden, a cheerful old man says, "Thank you! I hope the painting is to your liking."

  Havden, a cheerful old man smiles and hands you your new painting.

  Havden organises several canvases in his pack.
  

  You say to Havden, a cheerful old man, "I'm sure @Flair will love it."

  Havden, a cheerful old man nods his head emphatically.

  Havden, a cheerful old man says, "All the ladies who ask me to paint him a picture report good things."

  You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

  You say, "I don't doubt it."

  You say, "That man has had his fair share of companions."

  Havden, a cheerful old man says, "I'll look forward to your return custom."

  You say to Havden, a cheerful old man, "Perhaps more."

  Havden, a cheerful old man says, "Or if not your return custom."

  Havden, a cheerful old man says, "Please do recommend me to his next lady."

  Havden, a cheerful old man's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

  You say to Havden, a cheerful old man, "I'll be sure to do so."

  Havden, a cheerful old man nods his head emphatically.

  Havden, a cheerful old man says, "Best advertising is word of mouth. Posters are useless."

  You say to Havden, a cheerful old man, "Too bad you don't make it to the mainland, there are some lovely posters of @Hirst."

  You say to Havden, a cheerful old man, "By some miracle they've made him appear regal."

  Havden, a cheerful old man says, "Notice how there aren't any posters of him here? We run a classy destination on Zanzibaar."

   yes, sir.

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• Sidonia

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  You tell Lord Marshal @Hasar Lichlord in Mhaldorian, "Did you get the letter?"
  Hasar tells you, "What letter?"
  
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  Hasar lights a letter on fire and lets it burn a bit before gently patting it out.
  
  You tell Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord in Mhaldorian, "Was that my letter?"
  Hasar tells you, "I don't know, I burned it."
  
  
  

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• Taraus The Gypsy Wind

  November 2013

  Don't take it personally, @Hasar has a difficult time dealing with his feelings.

  
  

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• Tesha

  November 2013

  North Mirror Isle.

  The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. 

  A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.

  You see exits leading east and west.

  4796h, 4348m, 24647e, 21433w excdbkr 40- 19:17:51.738 ih

  totem57136          a runic totem

  ash205129           a monolith sigil

  Number of objects: 2

  4796h, 4348m, 24655e, 21446w excdbkr 40- 19:17:52.705 get monolith

  I see no "monolith" to take.

  
  

  
  

  Definitely caused a doubletake.

   i'm a rebel

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• Trevize

  November 2013

  General log for the City of Hashan:

  2013/11/27 00:21:52 - Asia will now be known as Asena.

  
  

  
  

  Hashan, now renaming continents.

  Current scripts: GoldTracker 1.2, mData 1.1
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  Thread: http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/4064/trevizes-scripts
  Latest update: 9/26/2015 better character name handling in GoldTracker, separation of script and settings, addition of gold report and gold distribute aliases.

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• Arianis Cyrene

  November 2013

  A voice at great distance yells, "... as a dirk ... butt!"

  
  

  
  

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• Halos The Reaches

  November 2013

  You bid your guardian angel to seek out the lifeforce of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Ascendant of 

  Zarathustra.

  Your guardian angel senses Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Ascendant of Zarathustra at Northern Anza Street, on 

  a health of 5874 and a mana of 6872. (Ashtan) 539

  He is with Talonia.

  He is with Verily.

  He is with Shanyra.

  He is with Jinsun.

  He is with Mariya.

  He is with Cathy.

  He is with Fendrel.

  He is with Seragorn.

  He is with Fitz.

  He is with Triak.

  He is with Kei.

  He is with Strata.

  He is with Tzond.

  He is with Zandre.

  He is with Lorath.

  He is with Taraus.

  He is with Skarash.

  He is with Daslin.

  He is with Simoln.

  He is with Peak.

  (Party): You say, "Jhui (5874hp, 6872mp) is at Northern Anza Street - with Verily, Shanyra, Cathy, 

  Lianca, Fendrel, Seragorn, Triak, Kei, Strata, Nieelensars, Xuaco, Lorath, Taraus, Mariya, Skarash, 

  Daslin, Talonia, Verily, Shanyra, Jinsun, Mariya, Cathy, Fendrel, Seragorn, Fitz, Triak, Kei, Strata,

   Tzond, Zandre, Lorath, Taraus, Skarash, Daslin, Simoln and Peak (37 people total)."

  The Anthem shifts, protecting from physical cutting damage.

  (Party): You say, "Um."

  (Party): Carmell says, "Um."

  (Party): Tesha says, "Fendrel (4073hp, 3718mp) is at Northern Anza Street - with Talonia, Verily, 

  Shanyra, Jinsun, Jhui, Mariya, Cathy, Seragorn, Fitz, Triak, Kei, Strata, Tzond, Zandre, Lorath, 

  Taraus, Skarash, Daslin, Simoln and Peak (21 people total)."

  (Party): You say, "Ignore."

  (Party): You say, "Ignore."

  (Party): Sothantos says, "Er."

  (Party): You say, "Yes."

  (Party): Sothantos says, "That's not real, right?"

  (Party): You say, "Tesha's is better."

  (Party): You say, "Slightly."

  (Party): Sothantos says, "Okay."

  (Party): Sothantos says, "21?"

  (Party): Tesha says, "Mine is real."

  (Party): Sothantos says, "That's not... better."

  (Party): Tesha says, "Will be fine."

  
  

  (Order): Carmell says, "We need more citizens."
  

  (Order): You say, "Understatement of the decade."
  

  I can't count at all ugh

  
  

  achillesmath?

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  j/k j/k j/k i got you boo
  

  
  

  

  A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  

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• Cooper

  November 2013

  LOL. You tried to raid Ashtan? That's dumb.

  
  

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• Tesha

  November 2013

  It went really really well. I had to lesserform mid-fight and just got beckon after beckon after beckon, 1-2 people almost every time. Usually it wasn't even Sothantos or Santar! So much fun.

  
  

  I even got a kill!!

   i'm a rebel

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• Strata United States of Derp

  November 2013

  The quarterdeck is the command centre of this small vessel. There is no bridge as such - just a wheel of highly polished brass and shining lacquered wood which stands forward and centre on the deck. 

  The captain and his executive officer do their main work (along with the helmsman) from this place, however cramped it may be for more than those three. There are 4 shipmates here. A standard 

  cartographer's desk with a large, slanted lid has been bolted down here. Suspended by a long, thickly braided cable, a massive diving bell hangs here. A large black flag flutters proudly from the 

  mainmast high above. A wildflower picnic blanket brightens the room here. Wings flaring, a pegasus tosses his regal head impatiently. A pike with the decapitated head of Dontarion has been erected. A 

  pike with the decapitated head of Florentino has been erected. A pike with the decapitated head of Nicia has been erected. The decapitated head of Mithridates has been carelessly tossed aside. The 

  decapitated head of Achilles has been carelessly tossed aside. Its alabaster perfection marred by the blood that stains it, a dead pegasus has been left here. A brilliant rainbow skink basks upon the 

  ground.  Rip is here, hidden. He wields Elentari's Scourge in his left hand and a deadly dirk in his right. The gangplank is lowered, and you may DISEMBARK the ship from here.

  
  

  Too many people with boarding perms. I have no idea who put these here. More please. And use pikes!

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• Cathy

  November 2013

  Strata said:

  Too many people with boarding perms. I have no idea who put these here. More please. And use pikes!

  Oh?

  Achieved dragon on the 13th of Aeguary, 634 - aged 21 and 1 month and 21 days.
  

  
  

  Elder dragon on the 6th of Chronos 635 - aged 22 and 8 months and 14 days.

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• Wysteria

  November 2013

  A small shipyard.
  The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Hawkins stands
  here with arms crossed across his thick chest. The eternal roar of the mighty ocean
  wreathes this elaborate marble shrine, a vivid testimony to the grace and power of He who
  is Lord of the Wine-Dark Sea. There are 94 shot glasses here. There are 16 nondescript
  shot glasses here. There are 19 Deep Sea Slammers here.
  You see a single exit leading south.
  A wormhole is here, leading to: Granite Hills near the Urubamba's source (#9071) in
  Granite Hills.
  
  You say to Hawkins, the shipwright, "Rough day?"
  
  
  

  "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
   Losing their light in the glorious sun,
   Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
   Only remembered for what we have done."
  

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• Kuy

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Whoops!  Wrong place!
  

  [2:41:24 AM] Kenway: I bet you smell like evergreen trees and you could wrestle boreal mammals but they'd rather just cuddle you

  

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