Weird bashing messages

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• Aegoth

  June 2016

  Halos said:

  This has been happening to me over the past few days. At first I thought it was a clientside scripting error but it's looking more and more like a bug.
  

  You utter a prayer and smite a man-eating shark's wang with a Deucalic mace.
  
  target nothing
  You will now aim your attacks wherever you see openings
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a man-eating shark's wang with a Deucalic mace.
  

  You utter a prayer and smite a large bull shark's a lightweight, iron wang with a Deucalic mace.
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a large bull shark with a Deucalic mace.
  You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a large bull shark's right wang with a Deucalic mace.
  You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
  You have slain a large bull shark, retrieving the corpse.
  
  

  You utter a prayer and smite a multi-headed water hydra's wang with a
  Deucalic mace.
  A multi-headed water hydra tosses back its nine heads and screams furiously at you, eyes flashing.
  

  You utter a prayer and smite a spearhead shark's wang with a Deucalic mace.
  You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
  
  target nothing
  You will now aim your attacks wherever you see wangs.
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a spearhead shark's left wang with a Deucalic mace.
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a spearhead with a Deucalic wang.
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a spearhead shark's wang with a Deucalic mace.
  You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
  
  target nothing
  You will now aim your attacks wherever you see openings.
  target nothing
  You will now aim your attacks wherever you see openings.
  target nothing
  You will now aim your attacks wherever you see openings.
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a spearhead shark's a formidable wang with a Deucalic mace.
  
  

  You utter a prayer and smite an orc soldier's magical wang with a Deucalic mace.
  You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
  

  Is anyone else having this or is it just me?
  
  
  
  

  ftfy

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• Halos The Reaches

  June 2016

  Aegoth said:

  
  

  Right. Just weirdly targeting all over the place. Just with denizens.
  
  

  

  A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  

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• Sarathai

  June 2016

  On seeing the tags used, I'd just like to say that there is absolutely no Eleusian conspiracy happening here. Just let me know your home address and I'll be happy to send some representatives around to personally assure you that all is well.

  - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
  - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
  - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
  - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
  - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
  
  
  
  

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• Halos The Reaches

  June 2016

  You utter a prayer and smite a shaggy buffalo with a Deucalic mace.
  You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
  [Rage]: +4.2. Total: 84.3
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a shaggy buffalo's a cruel, savage morning star with a Deucalic mace.
  [Rage]: +4.1. Total: 88.5
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a shaggy buffalo's a cruel, savage morning star with a Deucalic mace.
  [Rage]: +4.8. Total: 93.3
  
  You utter a prayer and smite a shaggy buffalo's a cruel, savage morning star with a Deucalic mace.
  

  
  

  

  A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  

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