Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
You prefer to hide from most, sharing your magic only with the innocent, pure and untainted. Rare and unique, some may wish to conquer you to prove something, but they're up for quite a fight, as behind the tenderness of your gaze hides immense strength and ability
You are larger than life, stronger than most and some may say you're
hoarding a great treasure in your secluded cave in the mountains. Though
some may want to slay you for your treasure, others admire you for your
wisdom and grace. And if they don't, you can always just sneeze at them
and set them ablaze
You know, I'm more concerned about this creature being hidden inside of me. I really don't want a big dragon hidden inside of me. I'm pretty sure that's somewhere along the lines of how Saeva got Cresil as a son.
A spirit captured in an oil lamp, to be freed by mortals, you often hold a grudge against those around you. Despite that, anyone who meets you considers himself lucky. You have the power to make others' wishes come true, but sometimes people wish for things they do not truly want or understand. It's not your fault, they should be careful what they wish for
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
A practitioner of magic, you were blessed with the ability to attain objectives or acquire wisdom using supernatural means. You are both the master of illusion and of creation. Your powers can transform beings and objects into their most desired form, or... their harshest nightmares
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
While you feed by the blood of living beings, they can't resist your charm and mysterious sex appeal. You are awake when they fall asleep, hidden while they are conscious. They fear you, but nonetheless helplessly attracted to you
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please tell me this is real
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Yeah, its real
Karma is awesome.
I especially like the part about not knowing you owned multiple can openers.
always bacon
http://youtu.be/gTmFmEBeEog
Not sure why it's not embedding.
From: http://dndppf.blogspot.ca/2014/07/the-royal-museum-of-dice-shaming.html
Interesting, and scary at the same time.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Which Mythical Creature is Hidden Inside You?
Take the test and find out!
http://www.playbuzz.com/amandapond10/which-mythical-creature-is-hidden-inside-you
I got a Unicorn.
You prefer to hide from most, sharing your magic only with the innocent, pure and untainted. Rare and unique, some may wish to conquer you to prove something, but they're up for quite a fight, as behind the tenderness of your gaze hides immense strength and ability
You are larger than life, stronger than most and some may say you're hoarding a great treasure in your secluded cave in the mountains. Though some may want to slay you for your treasure, others admire you for your wisdom and grace. And if they don't, you can always just sneeze at them and set them ablazeYou know, I'm more concerned about this creature being hidden inside of me.
I really don't want a big dragon hidden inside of me. I'm pretty sure that's somewhere along the lines of how Saeva got Cresil as a son.
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Fairy
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
WHY IS IT ALWAYS A VAMPIRE?!