What Happened To You Today?

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  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    You tell Person, "Cellorran just wants to be held."

    You hear a buzzing, crackling noise from above. A pencil-wide bolt of sizzling
    energy, too small to be anything but a warning, arcs through the heavens towards
    you, striking your body and spreading into a glowing azure outline as it burns
    brightly before dissipating.
  • I respect it

    Cheri (female Rajamala).

    She is 30 years old, having been born on the 16th of Phaestian, 691 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

    She is ranked 308th in Achaea.

    She is an extremely credible character.

    She is not known for acts of infamy.

    She is a Citizen in Cyrene.

    She is considered to be approximately 290% of your might.

    She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

    Her motto: 'See Eoka's motto.'



  • 
    You have recovered equilibrium. 0.391s
    3980h 3586m 100%e 99%w X|E M d
    get group bloodroot
    A thin mountain pathway.
    A deep-blue valerian plant grows here. There are 2 hydroform monstrosities here. Blood mixes with 
    ink on the tattered fur of this slain rajamala hunter. A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in 
    agitation here. There are 808 valerian leaves in 72 groups here. A group of bloodroot leaves lies 
    here in a pile. A terrifying hydroform colossus roams here, towering above the scenery.
    You see exits leading northeast and up.
    3980h 3586m 99%e 99%w X|E M 
    You pick up a group of 164 bloodroot leaves.
    3980h 3586m 99%e 99%w X|E M 
    A hydroform monstrosity clamps his fangs into your leg, ripping away bone and sinew.
    Your right leg breaks with a loud crack.
    A hydroform monstrosity swipes at you with a massive claw and brutally rends the flesh of your arm.
    Your right arm breaks with a loud crack.
    Heedless of your presence, a hydroform colossus simply walks through you, enveloping you in his 
    liquid frame. Hundreds of small, serpentine blots of inky substance slam into you over and over and 
    shatter bones before you are finally released.
    Your left arm breaks with a loud crack.
    Your left leg breaks with a loud crack.
    175h 3586m 99%e 99%w X|E M [ra1 rl1 la1 ll1] (-3805h, 95.6%)
    You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
    The bones in your left leg mend.
    175h 3586m 99%e 99%w X|E M [ra1 rl1 la1]
    You take a drink from an enchanted icicle vial.
    The elixir heals and soothes you.
    Frost kisses your lips, turning them cold as you take a sip from an enchanted icicle vial.
    1001h 3166m 99%e 98%w X|E M [ra1 rl1 la1] (+826h, 20.8%)u
    You slowly hobble up.
    1001h 3106m 99%e 98%w X|E M [uwnl rl1 la1 ra1]
    You may apply another salve to yourself.
    1001h 2986m 100%e 98%w X|E M [rl1 uwnl ra1 la1]
    You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
    The bones in your right leg mend.
    1001h 2986m 100%e 98%w X|E M [ra1 la1]u
    Overlooking a valley.
    A deep-blue valerian plant grows here. A weary old traveller rests against the stone, leaning 
    heavily on a wooden cane.
    You see exits leading up and down.
    
    I hate it when things are dead when I scout harvesting areas and when I come back later that area is now filled with uberstrong denizens :(
  • Coamenel said:
    I hate it when things are dead when I scout harvesting areas and when I come back later that area is now filled with uberstrong denizens :(
    The hydroforms only spawn during the storms, and despawn afterwards.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • Sarathai said:
    Coamenel said:
    I hate it when things are dead when I scout harvesting areas and when I come back later that area is now filled with uberstrong denizens :(
    The hydroforms only spawn during the storms, and despawn afterwards.

    Storm or not, I've now flagged those rooms as 'do not enter, ever'. If you want 800-ish valerian, they're right there waiting for you :)
  • This happened today...

    You must play for at least one hour today. 1 minutes to go!

    ::facepalm::

    At least I got fairy nectar for my trouble.
  • KelloniusKellonius Cape Girardeau, Missouri
    Kell, of Hashan (male Atavian).
    He is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Miraman, 704 years after the fall of the 
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Peasant in Hashan.
    He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.


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  • JaydenJayden WA, USA
    edited September 2016
    Discovered Jitaka in Bagwar's Copse with @Marxi and @Perl. We tried a few rounds of Achaean Mad Libs, and it was hilarious. Interesting to see how coherent it often was, however silly.

    But the, uhh, final round did not get posted to the Virtuosi. That was unintentionally catastrophic.
    Have you heard about Bed? It really is the barest place to visit...

    I don't need to elaborate. I swear it was an accident. I was crying laughing for the next five minutes, oh my god.

    I'm so sorry.

  • After several years, finally came back to Australia. Yaaaay.
  • What does a Krymenian family talk about? Rituals of course. @Sholen @Aoghinius @Rohalla
  • As a Dragon with a lvl 3 pendant I'm tempted to come back just for 24hrs and bash a lot

    (Party): Mezghar says, "Stop."
  • I tried to do something today and it wouldn't work and I had to issue myself...


    Then @Makarios came to my rescue and he's my fucking hero. I also may or may not have sacrificed a firstborn on his shrine.

  • @Makarios thinks bugs are from Shallam and he just pit's them all.
  • @Makarios deleted my classlead.  He gave me a divine favour hug.

    Then I spun the wheel with a token.  25cr... my reward was.... 28 lessons.

    Plz tell me that's a bug.
  • Makarios listened to my pained cries.

    A large, prismatic Wheel of Fortune slows down to a halt, rewarding you with a Belt of Aegis.
  • KezKez
    edited September 2016
    Frederich said:
    @Makarios deleted my classlead.  He gave me a divine favour hug.

    Then I spun the wheel with a token.  25cr... my reward was.... 28 lessons.

    Plz tell me that's a bug.
    I got 50 lessons off a token spin and blinked as well, because I thought it was always 250 lessons from a token.
  • Kez said:
    Frederich said:
    @Makarios deleted my classlead.  He gave me a divine favour hug.

    Then I spun the wheel with a token.  25cr... my reward was.... 28 lessons.

    Plz tell me that's a bug.
    I got 50 lessons off a token spin and blinked as well, because I thought it was always 250 lessons from a token.
    I started with 1328, won 4 times for lessons, ended up with 1432. I issued myself to see if it is a bug. I thought it was always 250 too, haven't seen anything about it changing since announce 4620. Lets hope!
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    yeah I got Lesson Gain about 4 times, by the old amount I should be up about 1000 lessons. But I'm pretty sure the actual amount i got is much smaller than that. Not cool :( at 25cr that should be at least 150 lessons. 


  • Your voice rises to the heavens with your instrument as you sing an Aria of healing to yourself.
    You viciously jab a rapier with a slim blade of shining silver into a fairy Lady of Sidhe.
    You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
    A fairy Lady of Sidhe cries out in pain, her butterfly-like wings fold around her as she crashes to
    the ground.
    You have slain a fairy Lady of Sidhe, retrieving the corpse.
    Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 113.
    You have reached the illustrious level of 4th Echelon of the Paramount.
    A few golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
    You feel a surge of energy course through your body as a flowing cape of pristine white cloth feeds
    upon the lifeforce of your fallen foe.
    (svo): Your max health increased by 66h/0% to 11868.
    (svo): Your max mana increased by 33m/0% to 6413.
  • Makarios said:
    We introduced a degree of randomness to it - it ranges up to much higher potential values now, but can also give less. I've raised that lower limit again since people seem to prefer the old way.
    Does this mean that people that got really... really low lessons recently can issue to get some extra, or no backwards compatibility on that?
  • Edena said:

    Tabor, the Sugardown announcer exclaims, "They cross the finish line and it's Snickerdawdle in first, Belly 'o Beans in second, and Rummin' Raisin in third!!"

    You have won 104 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Snickerdawdle wins the race!

    Hey, it ain't nothing compared to Zulah but it sure as hell made me squee and jump up and down!  =)=)

    A win is a win no matter what the amount!
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