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  • LisbethaeLisbethae
    Dum di dum, playing in the stockroom, checking for items that haven't been priced....

    ih
    ...
    dress
    apron
    boots
    slippers
    knight489389        a runic knight
    boots
    othergoodstuff
    ....

    -Wait, what?

    p knight489389
    Mounted atop a mighty snow tiger, this noble knight grasps a pair of frost-rimed broadswords in his hands as he casts a protective gaze over his surroundings. Respectable in appearance, his dark hair and warm brown eyes are offset by the vivid cerulean of his attire. A heavy woollen cloak and finely forged full plate each bear the mark of a Warden: a beautifully etched falcon soaring across a golden field, a runeblade clutched in its gleaming talons. A braided leather lead dangles from his remarkable steed's neck, its length looped in a trusting, almost absent-minded fashion around his wrist.
    A runic knight exudes an aura of overwhelming power.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 368 pounds.
    He is loyal to The City of Cyrene.
    You see nothing in it.

    -Ok, so I didn't imagine it.

    You unlock the up door.

    You open the door to the up.

    You urge a runic knight onwards.
    A runic knight shrugs indifferently.

    You say in a kind, gentle voice, "Suit yourself, I like you down here."

    You close the door leading up.
    You lock the up door.


    (I guess I ought to report him.....)
  • ShaydeShayde
    Qwyn said:
    This afternoon, I've been exploring with verbose on. I've found that there is a ton of imagination, history, humor and folklore hidden in the room descriptions! Here are some of the fun, funny and intriguing gems I've found:

    People such as these protested when the casino opened, saying that the city would end up spending more money on the cost of helping destitute gamblers then it could ever receive in taxes. The city, of course, cares little for the destitute and poor.

    There is an old legend of one of the great merchant princes having several lions behind the gates of his warehouse to protect his merchandise.

    A long stone wall protects people from falling off the edge but it is said that many jump to their deaths here....On occasion, bodies are pulled out of the river downstream.

    A dingy tattoo parlour sits directly to the west. Its wide plate glass window is decorated with a variety of possible tattoos. Everything, from a tiny heart or rose to a gigantic wyvern or skull, is available. Inside a customer sits on a plush leather chair gritting his teeth against the pain of the needle poking into his arm. He holds a bottle of whiskey in his hand, as do his friends that stand around him. Getting the tattoo appears to be a spur-of-the-moment decision.

     An old story is that when the Shallamese invaded the city their vaunted Paladins attempted to cross the river to the Cyclade. Unfortunately, they did so in full armour and the boats sunk.

    The rich merchants dislike having to look into their neighbours' bedrooms to see them walk about naked. 
    How do you turn on verbose? This looks really fun as I love reading room descriptions 



  • AntoniusAntonius
    Literally VERBOSE if I recall correctly.

    Results of disembowel testing | Knight limb counter | GMCP AB files

  • NataliiaNataliia
    Your falcon reports seeing the following people in its area:
    Aesgar             5140 health out of 5140.  
    Proficy            7636 health out of 7636.
    Florentino         8061 health out of 8061.
    Everley            6788 health out of 6788.
    Deladan            8740 health out of 8740.
    Morthif            8922 health out of 8922.
    Rangor             9288 health out of 9288.
    Nataliia           5072 health out of 5019.

    Exelethril was there too, but dead when I observed.

    Citizen                                                 
    -------
    Minister Aesgar Tehlu                                   (Is AFK)
    Insid'ari Kiet Aristata al-Azhan                     (Not even in the city)
    Lord Marshal Proficy, the Merciful
    Kraehei, of Mhaldor                                      (Novice)
    Dread Emissary Nataliia, Thrall of Watchman

    I mean... I'm just saying. That's cute. 

    And before anyone blows up, I'm not salty, that's just dumb. :-1:
  • AegothAegoth
    yous all lucky i''m at a bonfire patyy
  • AegothAegoth
    edited April 2016
    stare into the fires of deucalion!!!!!
  • NataliiaNataliia
    Aegoth said:
    yous all lucky i''m at a bonfire patyy
    So this is your fail. I blame you. Mhaldor before bonfires! Fail.
  • SherazadSherazad Planef Urth
    Nataliia said:
    Your falcon reports seeing the following people in its area:
    Aesgar             5140 health out of 5140.  
    Proficy            7636 health out of 7636.
    Florentino         8061 health out of 8061.
    Everley            6788 health out of 6788.
    Deladan            8740 health out of 8740.
    Morthif            8922 health out of 8922.
    Rangor             9288 health out of 9288.
    Nataliia           5072 health out of 5019.

    Exelethril was there too, but dead when I observed.

    Citizen                                                 
    -------
    Minister Aesgar Tehlu                                   (Is AFK)
    Insid'ari Kiet Aristata al-Azhan                     (Not even in the city)
    Lord Marshal Proficy, the Merciful
    Kraehei, of Mhaldor                                      (Novice)
    Dread Emissary Nataliia, Thrall of Watchman

    I mean... I'm just saying. That's cute. 

    And before anyone blows up, I'm not salty, that's just dumb. :-1:
    Welcome to Mhaldor!  :3
    Bleh, work ate my gaming life.
     내가 제일 잘 나가!!!111!!1


  • ExelethrilExelethril
    We stayed for < 10 minutes.

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  • CooperCooper
    edited April 2016
    You still started the raid.

    "Hey guys, sorry we did that stupid shitty thing that we said we wouldn't do like two weeks ago. But it's okay cause we only did it for a little bit!"

  • MinifieMinifie
    Saea said:
    To be fair, half of Mhaldor has gems, qw is not a very good judge of whether or not we can defend. If they left when there wasn't enough resistance, I don't see the problem. 
    I was tossing up to throw a post out like this about gems/veils, and less than 10 minutes after no resistance seems normal. You get a <3
  • RangorRangor
    edited May 2016
    Meh. Pointless.
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  • CooperCooper
    It wasn't actually 10 minutes like Exelethril said. According to deathsights they started to kill guards at 22:58. Aegoth died in the city at 23:19, a difference of at least 21 minutes.

    Also, several of those people have veils, and I guarantee you that they sensed for the common gemmed people before they started to raid.

    That info also shows that they weren't interested in a fight. They jumped into the city and immediately started killing guards, knowing that there weren't enough around to stop them.

    I'm all for giving people the benefit of the doubt, but Rangor, Florentino, Deladan, and Exelethril have shown repeatedly that they 1. Don't deserve it, and 2. Have the mindset of "we don't care, we're going to do it anyway".

  • ExelethrilExelethril
    Florentino went back in himself and killed Aegoth much later, we literally just hit and left after the 5 wraiths.

    I'm not sure why you're complaining when Aegoth/Proficy guardbashed with a lyre before when there was literally no one on - apparently that was funny back then. Just fix your guard placements?

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  • NataliiaNataliia
    Rangor said:
    Defile our shrines all day. We retaliate by killing 5 guards. 
    Yeah, and that's cool, especially since y'all didn't kill me. Thanks for that. :+1:

    But, you were also looking for more portals targets to guard stacks compliments of @Atalkez weren't you? They just weren't there to be had. So it was only 5 (and yes, to anyone wondering it was only 5) because there weren't enough of us around for you guys to portal to someone else.

    Anyway, you guys weren't super dickish about it. You weren't there for long. You didn't kill the whole two of us that were lucid or the one that wasn't. Those are pluses in my book. Just silly when no one's around to defend. I'd say the same about Mhaldor doing that when no one was around to defend on your end, fyi.
  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
    Nataliia said:
    Your falcon reports seeing the following people in its area:
    Aesgar             5140 health out of 5140.  
    Proficy            7636 health out of 7636.
    Florentino         8061 health out of 8061.
    Everley            6788 health out of 6788.
    Deladan            8740 health out of 8740.
    Morthif            8922 health out of 8922.
    Rangor             9288 health out of 9288.
    Nataliia           5072 health out of 5019.

    Exelethril was there too, but dead when I observed.

    Citizen                                                 
    -------
    Minister Aesgar Tehlu                                   (Is AFK)
    Insid'ari Kiet Aristata al-Azhan                     (Not even in the city)
    Lord Marshal Proficy, the Merciful
    Kraehei, of Mhaldor                                      (Novice)
    Dread Emissary Nataliia, Thrall of Watchman

    I mean... I'm just saying. That's cute. 

    And before anyone blows up, I'm not salty, that's just dumb. :-1:
    One Proficy obviously equals ten tree huggers. So really they came unprepared!
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • AegothAegoth
    dont list me as a casualty. i was on phone client. i dont count
  • DochithaDochitha
    Tolan said:
    Szanthax said:
    Dochitha said:
    You viciously jab Thoth's fang into a majestic lion.
    You have scored a OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
    With a loud prolonged roar of rage, a majestic lion slumps to the earth mortally wounded.
    You have slain a majestic lion, retrieving the corpse.
    Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 111.
    You have reached the illustrious level of 1st Stratum of Puissance.
    A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.
    Am I supposed to be jabbing things to death??
    Thoth's fang damage use to be dps than garrote, I think. With the new lashes though, I thought this was not the same anymore
    I was in Alchie. 
  • BluefBluef Delos
    edited May 2016
    Dochitha said:

    I was in Alchie. 
    I've been away too long. I read this and thought, "Ah, drunk hunting my old friend." Then realized, ohhhh that alchie. :flushed:
  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    It's hard to tell what that is from the examined desc.

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • MinifieMinifie
    Halos said:
    It's hard to tell what that is from the examined desc.
    Thanks, I copied one line too few ><
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  • RangorRangor
    edited May 2016
    Cooper said:
    It wasn't actually 10 minutes like Exelethril said. According to deathsights they started to kill guards at 22:58. Aegoth died in the city at 23:19, a difference of at least 21 minutes.


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  • ValkynValkyn
    Eleusis raiding at dinner time for the third day in a row. :( Pick a different time plz.

  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    edited May 2016
    Yeah. People whining a lot.

    I mean seriously, everything aside, you guys had at the very least a lot more people than they did. At some point people just want to raid. Perhaps it was not as even as it could be, but sometimes thats just too bad. 

    If you feel strongly about it then just raid Eleusis back.

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

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