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It is now the 6th of Aeguary, 701 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
Now to live up to the role!
You have won 66 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Strut My Stuff places second or better!
You have won 26 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Strut My Stuff places third or better!
You have won 13 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Roasted n' Toasted places second or better!
You have won 8 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Roasted n' Toasted places third or better!
You have won 6 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Power of Paw places third or better!
That race I posted, I just bet on everyone to place, win, and show, then used the remaining 6 tickets to bet on the dark horse in other races, and didn't win anything.
You say in a light, silvery voice, "Sit?"
Ineug barks like a dog. Ruff! Ruff!
Ineug sits down.
You shake your head sadly.
You say in a light, silvery voice, "I should've just trampled you."
With a pop of your knuckles, you bury your foot under Ineug's back and flip your helpless victim onto his stomach.
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.705s)
Aerek gives Laniara the once over.
Holding Ineug's head up, you snap your wrist, sending your whip to wrap around his neck. You casually place your foot upon the small of his back and jerk the whip viciously backwards so that it bites deeply into his throat. Blood streams down from Ineug's shattered windpipe as he gasps uselessly for air, and you smirk with satisfaction at your enemy's impending fate.
As you pull your whip back further, you hear a satisfying 'SNAP' and feel Ineug go limp underneath you. The deed done, you unravel your whip and step back from your victim, leaving his lifeless corpse on the ground as a warning to others of the folly of crossing you.Ineug falls limply to the ground.
You have slain Ineug.
Ineug has left the group.
Ineug leaves to the ether.
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Ah, I haven't tried that."
You quickly break the seal on a phial of destructive serum and bring it to your mouth.
You are now a member of the serpent class.
"Erk!" Kandra says to you with a grimace.
You say in an all-consuming, frosty voice, "Oh no."
(The Midnight Crew): Kiet says, "Rofl."
(The Midnight Crew): Proficy says, "No stopping mayology."
(The Midnight Crew): Kiet says, "Now we know."
Behold the glory of the seal pup!
A spotted seal pup squalls happily at your touch, flipping herself with a jingle over to reveal her soft, spotted underbelly.
Magical!
He gave me a Mayaween giftbag (I assume this is a bug) with some gold in it.
Better than last year!
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
You have won 231 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Culinary Rebel wins the race!
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
So freakin happy. Like I placed in the olympics happy.
Thanks @Tecton and everyone else!
It's a Crimbus miracle.
Also while I was at it, I managed to finally complete a bunch of newbie tasks for logosmas.
You rip into a long, horned snake with your massive, deadly claws.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
You have slain a long, horned snake, retrieving the corpse.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 100.
You have reached the illustrious level of The Dragon Lord.
You have received 25 Bound Credits!
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Pixie Queen or the Imp Lord task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Kobold King or the Pygmy Cook task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Constable Beck or Blaan the Troll task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Hunter Ealeo or Guardian Niluint task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Battlerage Basics task! ***
You feel your experience grow as a result of your accomplishment.
A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a rolled up letter at you, then disappears in a puff of
acrid smoke.
6992h, 5878m, 30100e, 26720w ex|cbk Nobody ii letter
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You are holding:
Containers:
letter186679 an elegant white letter
You are wearing:
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1 items were shown.
6992h, 6246m, 30100e, 26744w ex|cbk Nobody (+368m, 5.9%) read letter
There is nothing written there.
6992h, 6236m, 30100e, 26762w ex|cbk Nobody (-10m, 0.2%) p letter
This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to
keep it from unfurling.
It has 9 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
Nothing.
It can contain of a total of 2 items.
Well... Okay then.
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