Memorable quotes

Niraaeth · November 2013

(Party): Balkin says, "Welcome to Hashan, land of the 'All aggressive actions are
bad actions'!"

I wish it wasn't so true.

Asmodron · November 2013

Niraaeth said:

(Party): Balkin says, "Welcome to Hashan, land of the 'All aggressive actions are
bad actions'!"

I wish it wasn't so true.

Aggression and physical contact is for the lesser minded. Hashan uses manipulation and behind-the-scenes workings if they want something done.

Welcome to Darkness.

and bribery

Tesha · November 2013

Aelios says in a gruff voice, "Headed topside."

6629h, 5560m, 15416e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:21.956

Aelios eats some irid moss.

6629h, 5560m, 15416e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:22.343

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.884s)

6629h, 5560m, 15436e, 25483w exdbk 49- 15:47:22.815

gut Knight

You rip into a steel-encased Death Knight with your massive, deadly claws.

6629h, 5560m, 15396e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:22.899

A steel-encased Death Knight slashes brutally with his weapon, sending pain and horror

along it toward you.

5914h, 5560m, 15396e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:23.124 (-715h, 10.2%)

Aelios, riding a giant eagle, leaves to the east.

5914h, 5560m, 15396e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:23.132

Aelios has been slain by the might of Death Knight Lord Kemnast.

Cathy · November 2013

Tesha said:

Aelios says in a gruff voice, "Headed topside."
6629h, 5560m, 15416e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:21.956
Aelios eats some irid moss.
6629h, 5560m, 15416e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:22.343
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.884s)
6629h, 5560m, 15436e, 25483w exdbk 49- 15:47:22.815
gut Knight
You rip into a steel-encased Death Knight with your massive, deadly claws.
6629h, 5560m, 15396e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:22.899
A steel-encased Death Knight slashes brutally with his weapon, sending pain and horror
along it toward you.
5914h, 5560m, 15396e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:23.124 (-715h, 10.2%)
Aelios, riding a giant eagle, leaves to the east.
5914h, 5560m, 15396e, 25483w edbk 49- 15:47:23.132
Aelios has been slain by the might of Death Knight Lord Kemnast.

He's being lazy and taking the trip through Thoth's house!

Tesha · November 2013

(Targossas): Atalkez says, "Someguy, Someotherguy and Someotherotherguy jumped Dhaia and I in Blackrock. When did Ashtani begin helping Mhaldorians."

(Targossas): You say, "In Someguy's case a while ago."

(Targossas): Achilles says, "Someguy is a special case."

(Targossas): You say, "He's not playing with a full deck of cards."

(Targossas): Achilles says, "In terms he's an idiot."

(Targossas): You say, "Missing a few knives in his set."

(Targossas): You say, "Doesn't paint with all the colours."

(Targossas): You say, "Not as sharp as some tools."

(Targossas): Jovie says, "A few inks out of the rift."

(Targossas): Achilles says, "And the ones he has are quite dull."

(Targossas): You say, "Missing some vegetables."

(Targossas): Jovie says, "Some thread is loose in his garments."

(Targossas): Marwhan says, "Not the sharpest tool in the shed?"

(Targossas): Kaiu says, "You guys!!"

(Targossas): You say, "Not the brightest lamp."

(Targossas): Jovie says, "His cupcake is missing the icing."

(Targossas): Jovie says, "The cake is lacking in fondant."

(Targossas): Marwhan says, "His earring is missing the back?"

(Targossas): Ziare says, "Cheese slid off his cracker?"

(Targossas): Jovie says, "There's no sprinkles on the cookie."

(Targossas): Marwhan says, "His mutton is missing the meat?"

(Targossas): Jovie says, "His lemon pie is missing the crust."

(Targossas): Kilyne says, "His finger is missing the nail?"

(Targossas): Jovie says, "Okay I will spare the rest of you, though I could do this all da... sure, Kilyne."

I love Targossas.

Hasar · November 2013

The following vibrations reside here:

Vibration Owner Timer Room

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Adduction Hasar 2168 Deep within the anthill

Harmony Hasar 1652 Deep within the anthill

Focus Hasar 2369 Egg Chamber

Do I win Achaea yet.

Verily · December 2013

Globes! Hurrah for gambling and all, right? Well, I got an artefact vial, and...

This exquisite diamond vial is carved in the form of an ancient white dragon. Posed curled up for a nap, its slightly open left eye belies its vigilant nature. A pair of strong wings lie flat against its broad back while the tail extends around its body in a full circle. Large, pointed scales extend down the spine of the massive beast, the slightly larger middle one disguising the vial's stopper.

It weighs 4 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of a salad bowl (a denizen).

It will reset to you.

@Caladbolg, hands off my vials!

Isia · December 2013

The helpful voice of Juliet the Guide sounds within you, "Ok. So...the ones you buy straight from

the website are bound to the person who's bought them. You cannot split up a package of 5, for

example. You may want to ISSUE ME (which will issue you yourself, -not- ISSUE JULIET) to get the

most accurate answer in regards to the personalisation."

You tell Juliet, the Guide, "Thank you, my lovely guide."

The helpful voice of Juliet the Guide sounds within you, "You're welcome...but I should warn you

that Romeo is VERY protective."

You tell Juliet, the Guide, "My apologies if I've acted improper, I'll refrain from such

pleasantries if they bother you."

The helpful voice of Juliet the Guide sounds within you, "No worries, but be careful!"

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Who's been chattin' up my lady? Juliet won't look me in the eyes!"

The helpful voice of Juliet the Guide sounds within you, "Eep."

Anaidiana · December 2013

The plaintive wail of a Celani is heard as one is dropped down a bottomless pit.

Antidas · December 2013

Ninja'd by Anadiana

Cidusii · December 2013

Mael says in a clear voice, "I respect Maelstrom too much to try and steal his thunder."

Tesha · December 2013

You tell Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "We are going to be neighbors!!!"

You tell Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "Aren't you excited!"

Halos tells you, "Gods help me."

Halos tells you, "Are you going to be holding those crazy glitter rave parties next door."

(moments later, couldn't stop laughing)

You tell Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest, "Wh- I hadn't planned on it... that sounds fun, though."

Halos tells you, "Now I need to start bidding in the auction."

Halos tells you, "To find a new place to live!"

I got your back @Havyn!

Melodie · December 2013

So just got a few new additions to Solii, and was testing out her reporting while pondering how to script things a bit with it. As I'm randomly listening to that and clan chatter:

Santar tells you, "Are you seeing how long it takes for someone to kill your kitten."

A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Rinzai has arrived at my location."

A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Rinzai has departed my location."

A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Rinzai has arrived at my location."

You tell Santar Darkwind, "Nay. Testing out something with her reporting."

A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Rinzai has departed my location."

(Few minutes pass while I'm listening to clan chatter and not really up to much, then...)

Santar tells you, "You made her invincible."

A sun-hued kitten, your loyal companion, has been slain by Santar Darkwind.

You just received message #2351 from Achaea.

Santar tells you, "Oh. Nevermind."

You tell Santar Darkwind, "..."

Santar tells you, "Takes more kicks than I thought to kill a kitten."

=((

Santar · December 2013

You chant, "Duanathar."

You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly

carrying you up to on the clouds.

On the clouds (indoors).

A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground.

An obsidian eye sigil is here. Inquisitively nosing about the area is a sun-hued

kitten.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,

northwest, up, down, and in.

A sun-hued kitten stares pointedly at you and utters a deep, threatening growl,

swishing her tail in agitation.

She had it coming.

Tesha · December 2013

Entrance messages aren't as cool as exit messages that fire when you die in the arena. Kalamir wanting to play chase when 484 people killed Tesha was adorable.

Fen · December 2013

Tesha said:

A mad cackle echoes throughout the cavern as you are pounded repeatedly with a blunt
object from an unseen assailant.

This may be the creepiest message in the game. And yet oddly erotic.

[Deleted User] · December 2013

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Strata · December 2013

Fen said:

Tesha said:

A mad cackle echoes throughout the cavern as you are pounded repeatedly with a blunt
object from an unseen assailant.

This may be the creepiest message in the game. And yet oddly erotic.

Niraaeth · December 2013

Hedge Wytch Isabell says, "I believe Ulfrs soul is off consuming food."

I may have a really weird sense of humor, but I just imagined a soul leaving its body muttering something along these lines: "Screw you, body. Guess what? I can be hungry too!", then rushing off to the first McDonald's.

Jozlyn · December 2013

Kinilan has opened his own throat with a sacrificial blade, gasping out 'just like the gypsy woman said!' in his final moments.

Anaidiana · December 2013

Kinilan has opened his own throat with a sacrificial blade, gasping out 'just like the gypsy woman said!' in his final moments.

Taraus · December 2013

Goddamnit, Demaxx, that is not what I told you to do.

Fuck, can't you get ANYTHING right?!

Kresslack · December 2013

Sinking ships. That's about it.

Cooper · December 2013

Nearly pooped my pants.

8008h, 7220m, 22003e, 32108w cexkdb-

Barracks (indoors).

There are 7 elite mhun keepers here. A brittle-looking grey shard surrounded

with a pulsing white glow lies here. There are 4 mhun warriors here.

You see exits leading southwest and west.

An elite mhun keeper says, "Do not step out of line in these halls, outsider."

A mhun warrior says, "Don't get out of line, we are keeping an eye on you."

8008h, 7220m, 22001e, 32120w cexkdb-

You rip into an elite mhun keeper with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

An elite mhun keeper springs to an elite mhun keeper's defence.

A mhun warrior springs to an elite mhun keeper's defence.

An elite mhun keeper springs to an elite mhun keeper's defence.

Iocun · December 2013

Methinks you stepped out of line in these halls, outsider.

Hayte · December 2013

Shoulda been followed by an Iocun backstab. Mhun powah! Mhun powah!

Cooper · December 2013

I killed them all. Only had to leave the room twice. Arties + dragon + crits = OP.

Iocun · December 2013

Hayte said:

Shoulda been followed by an Iocun backstab. Mhun powah! Mhun powah!

I don't backstab. I front stab. In the eyes.

Daslin · December 2013

sounds hot.

Mishgul · December 2013

Iocun is sailor mhun

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