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  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    edited November 2013
    Oh. I get it.

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • we need a facepalm forum-emote. :P
  • 12.7.7 The Village of Nimick
    ...

    The villagers are all human, apart from a mhun, a dwarf, and a goblin miner who have left their ancestral homes and stumbled upon Nimick, each driven by the promise of such exceptional mining conditions. While the streets are filled with the laughter of children, there is an eerie quiet amongst the adults who have been tortured by rumours of a beast within their mines. Many of their miners fail to return after sending back their burros, loaded with gold.

    ---

    You greet Autem, Preacher of Nimick with a sincere smile.
    Autem, Preacher of Nimick clasps his hands before himself, faces you, and performs a simple, respectful bow.
    Autem, Preacher of Nimick says, "Welcome, most honoured human. Welcome to our house of worship."

    You greet Maheil, an old drunk with a sincere smile.
    Maheil, an old drunk says, "Heeeey human! Have you come to lauggh aat thhe oldd drunk tooo?"
    Maheil, an old drunk scowls deeply and throws back another shot.

    You'd think they'd never seen another human before... Oh wait.
  • Lowering your centre of gravity, you drop into the Doya stance.
    image
    ...Not that low.
    @Szareine: ...Horrifyingly enough, that does look appropriately Doya-like.

  • @Szareine I think it's just made to replace that word with your race. I get that reaction but Human is replaced with Atavian ... Followed by that bar wench winking.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    Proprietor: Nobody.
    --------(Item)------(Description)------------------------------(Stock)--(Price)
            steed114190 a blood steed                                   2  145000gp buy
              bat159612 a dire bat                                      2  115000gp buy
                       (Songblessed; Empowered)
         gargoyle205974 a stone gargoyle                                2  125000gp buy
                       (Songblessed; Empowered)

    Neat.
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Daslin said:
    Proprietor: Nobody.
    --------(Item)------(Description)------------------------------(Stock)--(Price)
            steed114190 a blood steed                                   2  145000gp buy
              bat159612 a dire bat                                      2  115000gp buy
                       (Songblessed; Empowered)
         gargoyle205974 a stone gargoyle                                2  125000gp buy
                       (Songblessed; Empowered)

    Neat.
    I bugged that, they discarded the bug report, saying it was a "duplicate"?
    That was over two weeks ago
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Asmodron said:
    A songblessed bat....Some reason I picture zubat.
    empowered... Shiny zubat?
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • Asmodron said:
    image
    The hell is that?
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  • Trevize said:
    Asmodron said:
    image
    The hell is that?
    I don't actually know, but it looks like a baby zubat. And it has a heart-nose... Heart-nosed Babat.
    Achieved dragon on the 13th of Aeguary, 634 - aged 21 and 1 month and 21 days.

    Elder dragon on the 6th of Chronos 635 - aged 22 and 8 months and 14 days.
  • (Cyrene): A dashing troubadour says, "A vote for me is a vote for respect. Vote troubadour!"


    next senator for sure.

  • edited November 2013
    Your soulmaster lets loose a horrible scream as it lets part of its being flow
    into Nim.
    You sense that the soulmaster entity is in control of Nim's being.
    5879|100%h, 7193|99%m, 100%e, 75%w ex|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0- (-10 Mana) order nim kick guard
    You order the soulmaster entity to manipulate Nim.
    Nim leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a Shadow Amazon.
    Nim connects.
    A Shadow Amazon begins to yell for help.
    A sentry of the Vanguard springs to a Shadow Amazon's defence.
    A black rider springs to a Shadow Amazon's defence.
    A War Witch springs to a Shadow Amazon's defence.
    5879|100%h, 7169|99%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0- (-24 Mana)
    Swiping his bardiche towards Nim, a sentry of the Vanguard lets loose a roaring
    streak of furious flame.
    5879|100%h, 7169|99%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0-
    Nim takes a drink from a black-walnut vial.
    5879|100%h, 7169|99%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0-
    Nim eats a potash crystal.
    5879|100%h, 7169|99%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0-
    Echoing footsteps from the north precede the entrance of an Ashtani corsair.
    5879|100%h, 7169|99%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0-
    Palming a sharpened dirk, a Shadow Amazon swipes it across Nim's throat.
    You see a War Witch yell, "Someone will be in pain today!"
    5879|100%h, 7169|99%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0-
    Mustering a powerful charge in her gauntlet, a War Witch unleashes effulgent
    havoc, and the resultant thunderclap echoes deafeningly.
    5879|100%h, 7169|99%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0- 'there we go
    You say in an eerie, subdued voice, "There we go."
    5879|100%h, 7169|99%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0-
    Whirling his flail overhead, a black rider brings the heavy weapon crashing into
    Nim's side.
    5879|100%h, 7229|100%m, 100%e, 75%w x|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0- (+60 Mana)
    You have recovered equilibrium.
    5879|100%h, 7229|100%m, 100%e, 75%w ex|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0-
    [northwest - Kross (1)]
    5879|100%h, 7229|100%m, 100%e, 75%w ex|cdbk 4.1% |P: 0-
    Wreathing his bardiche in blistering flames, a sentry of the Vanguard hacks at a
    sentry of the Vanguard's limbs in a sequence of mangling blows.

    2013/11/19 06:43:45 - Jarrod citydisfavoured Hirst for: Forcing anyone to attack
    the city guards is not ok.

    Worth it. Can't call guards on me and then sit at Ashtan main gate and expect me not to grief that.
  • NimNim
    edited November 2013

    Woah, that's racist!

    I got to you first in hopes of killing you before guards could get there.

    I think I've tried calling guards a whole one time in my life, and I messed up the syntax!

  • Sorry, I just couldn't resist. Somebody has to pick up Bonko's slack.
  • Hirst said:
    Wreathing his bardiche in blistering flames, a sentry of the Vanguard hacks at a
    sentry of the Vanguard's limbs in a sequence of mangling blows.
    ??
  • NimNim
    edited November 2013

    Apology accepted. Just next time be more specific, like "can't be a defender of a city that called guards on me and not be griefed." [-( 

    Edit: @Sidonia: On my screen, it was:

    Wreathing his bardiche in blistering flames, a sentry of the Vanguard raises the weapon and whirls towards you in a
    sequence of mangling blows.
    You have been slain by a sentry of the Vanguard.

  • Nim said:

    Apology accepted. Just next time be more specific, like "can't be a defender of a city that called guards on me and not be griefed." [-( 

    Edit: @Sidonia: On my screen, it was:

    Wreathing his bardiche in blistering flames, a sentry of the Vanguard raises the weapon and whirls towards you in a
    sequence of mangling blows.
    You have been slain by a sentry of the Vanguard.

    So you're Cyrenian, but serving in Ashtan's guard? Seems like the Cyrenian guards should be the ones killing you!
  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    That is our motto!

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • ^ cant lol enough
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