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  • TahquilTahquil
    You kidding? I'm going to march straight into Shallam and demand they all fall at my feet in worship.
  • PeakPeak
    I'll rune you, follow, then defend. We got this.
  • PeakPeak
    I'm not so sure I like your choice of words...
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Selmara said:
    Turoi said:
    With absolute pleasure, Kaethryn, the Dominatrix has whipped Selmara into submission.

    Ha!  Kinky!
    Shush or I will tell everyone about some of our kinky adventures. you need to call me. Yeah that crazy woman attacked me for no reason. killed me in two hits then she sole all my rats while I posted for salvation. Bitch
    Oh, now I remember. This is really old information, but Kaethryn is aggressive to any females in the same room as she is. I hope that explains things.

  • TahquilTahquil
    Jarrod said:
    Peak is prepared to beat off any numbers of dudes for your sake Tahquil.


    Though I've heard he offers that to anyone going to Shallam...
    Innnnuuuuueeeeeedooooooooo
  • CahinCahin
    What innuendo?  He will do it, he just won't be proud about it.

  • AradorArador
    Tahquil said:


    Jarrod said:

    Peak is prepared to beat off any numbers of dudes for your sake Tahquil.


    Though I've heard he offers that to anyone going to Shallam...

    Innnnuuuuueeeeeedooooooooo

    Giggity....

  • TuroiTuroi Missouri :(
    You examine your falcon carefully.
    It has a current health of 15300.
    The falcon has a flight speed of 255.
    The falcon has a stamina of 255.
    The falcon has a strength of 255.
    Your falcon will flee battle at 20% of its maximum health.
    Your falcon is well-fed.
    It is equipped with steel talons of war.

    You say in a smooth, solemn voice, "15300 health.."

    Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder at a Mhojave falcon.

    A Mhojave falcon nods sagely.

    "Slowly disappear. Never really here."

  • UlrichUlrich
    You see the following people here:
    Kotyonok, Ulrich

    Kotyonok says, "Blessed Daughter, if Your zap compares to Mother's.. I'd fall in love with You. It makes me purr, oh and the fur, it makes it glow."

    You hear a whistling noise and notice a narrow beam of yellow energy arcing through the heavens and striking Kotyonok. Golden fire surrounds and engulfs her before slowly dissipating and leaving her charred, smoking, and apparently warned!

    Kotyonok says, "Oh.. yep... beeautiful."

    Chryseas says, "Is Koty crispy?"

    Kotyonok takes a drink from an onyx vial.

    Kotyonok says, "Actually, refreshing."

    Jithera says, "Crispy and sweet... like pie."

    You say, "I was in the same room. And I enjoy now the smoky fur smell our Sheperdess provides us with."

    Oceana says, "Humhum."

    Chryseas says, "Ulrich, be sure to pinch off any still-burning parts. Hehe."

    You say, "You can count on me, Chryseas."

    You have emoted: Ulrich looks at Kotyonok, obviously seeking for still-burning parts to pinch.

    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
  • DelphinusDelphinus
    edited September 2012
    Ulrich said:

    Jithera says, "Crispy and sweet... like pie."
    People will take any reason, or none at all.
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  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    Santar tells you, "I'm disappointed in you."
    :(:D

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • CinyaCinya
    edited September 2012
    @Halos: That probably means you're doing something right.
    Mathonwy said:
    dactylic hexameter is     way more interesting than the inside of anyone's vagina.
  • TuroiTuroi Missouri :(
    (clan): You say, "Once my wife joins the military, if we move back to the mainland I'm 
    going to start working on my music. Hopefully make money that way."

    (clan): You say, "I can't stand jobs."

    (clan): Alim says, "Me neither that guy.... and his iphones."

    "Slowly disappear. Never really here."

  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    The quality of your quotes submissions is soon to be my newest rant.


  • JesparJespar
    edited September 2012


  • VayneVayne Rhode Island
    edited September 2012
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgh

    Though there should be an "h" in there.
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  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    (Ashtan): Jespar says, "Hahahaha."
    (Ashtan): Jespar says, "Do honours drave and look at his city rank."
    (Ashtan): Jespar says, "It sais burger."
    (Ashtan): Jespar says, "Isnt it supposed to be buhger or something?"

    Where's Dr. Kortoxian?

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  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    When you hear that kind of babble on CT I cringe.

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  • BlujixapugBlujixapug
    When I hear that kind of babble on CT I tell people some variation on "hey you're being kind of egregiously stupid, you should stop". Aggressive aggression beats passive aggression.
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  • RuthRuth Singapore
    I prefer to tell them to shut up straight in the face.
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway

    Doesn't matter had sex.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • PeakPeak
    Mishgul said:

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  • TaggTagg
    I prefer to ctoff.

    Forever.
    I wanna grow up to be Busta Rhymes
  • NellaundraNellaundra
    I end up having to be "diplomatic" about it when I'd just prefer to tell them to stop being fricking stupid ;_;
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  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    This is why I wouldn't last in Cyrene. I have a habit of telling people that they're being stupid to their faces.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • CrathenCrathen Ireland
    Given the variety of ashtan CT quotes that I've seen on the various forums and, on the other hand, given my experience of Cyrene CT, I'd have to say Cyrene looks marginally better. Actually, perhaps it's like comparing brief floods of stupidity in Ashtan to a persistent trickle of low-level irritations in Cyrene, with the occasional flash flood.
  • SenaSena
    You won't get an accurate idea of what any CT is like or how bad it is from just the forums.
  • VayneVayne Rhode Island
    He is a Burgher in Hashan.

    Did you do some creative editing, Jespar? Looks right to me.
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