A request for gods clothing

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• Drauka

  March 2013

  That'd be awesome!

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• Trevize

  March 2013

  Katia said:

  Yes, I know I can't sew magic into things
  
  

  I don't believe this statement.
  

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• Katia

  March 2013

  Okay fine.. but it doesn't show up on cameras very well

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• Wysteria

  March 2013

  Ask @Tecton and @Sarapis? A lot of the Gods are either dormant or on vacation (least I'm guessing) at the moment so they probably won't respond for a while yet, so I would reckon T + S would be the best ones to go to. Or @Cardan.
  
  Hell let's see you make @Gaia's moss dress
  

  "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
   Losing their light in the glorious sun,
   Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
   Only remembered for what we have done."
  

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• Tahquil

  March 2013 edited March 2013

  Gate to the Garden of the Gods.
  

  Rurin the Crafter stands here. Tahquil Maris is here, she wields a portable music player in her right hand.

  You see exits leading north and south.
  

  
  

  Tahquil pushes the play button on a portable music player, the sounds of the ultiate stripper song ,'You can leave your hat on' by Tom Jones begins to waft seductively from its speakers.

  Tahquil drops a portable music player.

  
  

  Rurin the Crafter raises an eyebrow at Tahquil.

  
  

  Scarlatti appears in a puff of melody. He is dressed in a police officer's uniform.

  With the grace and power of the eagles, Vastar floats down from the skies. He is dressed in a police officer's uniform.

  Neraeos appears in a splash of salty waves. He is dressed in a police officer's uniform.

  The sound of hammers ringing on anvils heralds the arrival of Phaestus. He is dressed in a police officer's uniform.

  Tortured screams accompany the presence on Sartan the Malevolent. He is dressed in a police officer's uniform.

  
  

  Five Gods of unrivaled beauty align themselves. Slowly in sychronisity, They take one step fowards, then another, slowly approaching in a display of sensual hip thrusting and pelvis gyrating in time to the music. Neraeos is the first to slide His hand into His shirt before tearing it off in a display of pure masculine strength. The other Gods follow suit as They wave Their tuckus's about like nobody's business, flinging Their discarded clothing at Tahquil's feet. Sartan begins the belt removal process, cracking the polished leather like a slaver master would upon the back of a worthless maggot, then comes the sound of tearing velcro as all five of the divinely handsome entourage discard Their flimsy cotton trousers. As the music swells into the finale each Deity tips Their hat cheekily before covering the front of Their velvet/feather/sharkskin/iron/siren-leather g-strings for a final wiggle before....

  
  

  Unable to contain the rush of primordial urges, Tahquil has been slain by the full monty.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  That's how you get a God's clothes.

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• Berenene

  March 2013

  Wow...just...wow

  Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
  

  Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.

  Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!

  Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.

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• Drauka

  April 2013

  Haha, that made me LOL IRL

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• Katia

  April 2013

  Actually helping would be lovely

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• Tahquil

  April 2013 edited April 2013

  I can't. But I though I would alleviate some of the frustrations you would get if noone put anything up by making you at least laugh a little. I a good 2 hours in it as well.

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• Katia

  April 2013

  I loved it hun

  
  

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