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What do you do?

DevranDevran Member Posts: 624 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
edited October 2016 in North of Thera
You walk into your favorite tavern, keen for some quiet contemplation over good food and tasty beverages. It's been a long month and you're fatigued. Your House has been demanding more of your attention of late and it seems like the work never quite ends, though you're glad to see some new faces in the recent months. The slightly dim interior of the tavern feels like coming home and the music from the Bard in the corner washes over you like a soothing wave. You glance over at the bartender and signal that you'll take your usual table - but something isn't right. Instead of the smile and slight dip of the head that you are normally greeted with his expression is one of alarm and tension.

Suddenly in front of you is your greatest enemy, your most despised rival and foe. Countless times have you fought on the battlefield, defending your City from this villain. Before you can react they open their mouth and speak, professing undying love for you!

Wait... what?

Yes, your most hated enemy has fallen for your wily charms and wants nothing more than your heart!

What do you do?









(Had a giggle last night wondering what would happen if some of our well known persons suddenly fell for their rivals and thus this post was born. What are some fun combinations you can think of?)
Szanthax

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  • DevranDevran Member Posts: 624 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Armali said:
    See if they're any good at mudsex, I guess.
    Oh my.
  • BannBann Member Posts: 401 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    I would take @Farrah out to the Mhojave for some good sunning fun.

    Devran
  • KiskanKiskan Member Posts: 157 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Tell them "you can smell my hair while I PK you".
    DevranValaria
  • ZahanZahan ValhallaMember Posts: 203 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Armali said:
    See if they're any good at mudsex, I guess.

    In my head, as I read this, I heard the voice of Glen Quagmire.


    Giggity.
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  • FarrahFarrah Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 2,622 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited October 2016
    Cooper said:
    I tried this with Farrah during an event Mhaldor held that she showed up at. She refused my advances. :(

    It's ok. I secretly ship @Cooper /Farrah, even if he has no chance.
    IniarKaylalee
  • AegothAegoth Member Posts: 2,841 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I stab them through the heart. Fuck your undying love, Ernam
    DevranFaurBann
  • DevranDevran Member Posts: 624 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Aegoth said:
    I stab them through the heart. Fuck your undying love, Ernam
    Vicious! 

    But not as vicious as @Kresslack!
  • CaelanCaelan Member Posts: 2,320 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Impale them with a meat spear, and pray you don't disembowel them?  amirite?  Otherwise, mudsex them for head and then lol at your dominance over them.  Shame is a fate worse than death

    FaurEhene
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess BellatereMember, Seafaring Liason Posts: 3,169 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    ...I tried to think of a rival who would do this. No one came to mind. I don't know if I even have a rival. :|


  • AtalkezAtalkez Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 5,218 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I would impale Amranu until he begged for mercy.


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    DevranAmranu
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San DiegoMember Posts: 1,906 @ - Epic Achaean
    I would kneel down.. and propose to @Dresden .... she would smite the shit out of me.



    DevranCaelan
  • DevranDevran Member Posts: 624 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Atalkez said:
    I would impale Amranu until he begged for mercy.
    *fans self*
    KiskanKaylalee
  • AnedhelAnedhel Member Posts: 2,367 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    When @Atalkez was still Ashtani, one time he told me he jumped me in the Den cuz Annie's good looking. We fought (it ended in a draw iirc), he went his way, Annie went the other way, and that was that. It was nice. 
    Atalkez
  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna beMember Posts: 3,370 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I read two sentences, lose interest, then decide to murder everyone.

    Or was that @Jinsun? <3
    Huh. Neat.
  • KezKez Member Posts: 646 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Probably a boring story for everybody but me:
    Kez was OH to Lupus when a person was discovered to be applying to the pack with sinister motives while sworn to another god. I'd say this was one of the bigger no-nos but all the no-nos were big no-nos. If it was worth being a no-no, it was worth being a big one. The pack was enraged, and happened to include that person's house and city leaders within the ranks. Did one hell of a demolition job on his entire achaean life and he wound up declared a permanent enemy of everything he cared about. He was also the second person ever declared traitorous to Lupus.

    Shortly after, Kez received a package with a note about keeping her safe while the sender couldn't. Inside was a unique artefact that would result in much hilarity later on. This was the start of a very apprehensive flirtation that lasted the duration of his enemy term to the order. His term was cut short by Lupus, probably because he wasn't fond of watching his OH make eyes at the order's most prominent enemy. The two became perpetually engaged shortly after.
    AhmetBronislavMindshell
  • SarathaiSarathai Member Posts: 2,139 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Devran said:
    Yes, your most hated enemy has fallen for your wily charms and wants nothing more than your heart!

    What do you do?
    Sounds like it means either less time spent bashing or I have to share the spoils.

    I instruct them to get on their knees and beg first.

    Then behead them.
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  • TreyTrey Member Posts: 4,819 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Kez said:
    Probably a boring story for everybody but me:
    Kez was OH to Lupus when a person was discovered to be applying to the pack with sinister motives while sworn to another god. I'd say this was one of the bigger no-nos but all the no-nos were big no-nos. If it was worth being a no-no, it was worth being a big one. The pack was enraged, and happened to include that person's house and city leaders within the ranks. Did one hell of a demolition job on his entire achaean life and he wound up declared a permanent enemy of everything he cared about. He was also the second person ever declared traitorous to Lupus.

    Shortly after, Kez received a package with a note about keeping her safe while the sender couldn't. Inside was a unique artefact that would result in much hilarity later on. This was the start of a very apprehensive flirtation that lasted the duration of his enemy term to the order. His term was cut short by Lupus, probably because he wasn't fond of watching his OH make eyes at the order's most prominent enemy. The two became perpetually engaged shortly after.
    Speaking of that artefact, hopefully the artefact powers system fixed that nonsense.

  • KezKez Member Posts: 646 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    What nonsense?
  • TreyTrey Member Posts: 4,819 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I remember when he got it for you. It's a +Con item that stacks (or did) stack with belt. The leather flower, right?

  • KezKez Member Posts: 646 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    edited October 2016
    It never stacked. If I put a belt on with it, the belt popped off.

    The flower, I gave him.

       an intricate pendant depicting a wolf
    Strands of gold and silver interweave together, forming a chain of
    medium length. Clasping securely, the chain holds the weight of two
    pendants, the first resting between the collar bones, clasping the chain
    to a comfortable tightness. Pale, and circular, the first pendant
    depicts a full moon, complete with a sheen that seems to shine brightest
    in the darkest nights. Lower on the clasped chain, the second pendant
    hangs. In a triangular shape, the second pendant shows a wolf's
    silhouette sitting upon a stone and howling towards the moon above.
    Surrounding the wolf and stone, completing the triangular shape, an aura
    of blue has been made of hundreds of tiny blue and white gems set into
    the metal to appear seamless.
    It weighs 4 ounce(s).
    It possesses the artefact power of constitution(1).
    It bears the distinctive mark of Wattsee.
    It will reset to you.

  • TreyTrey Member Posts: 4,819 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Kez said:
    It never stacked. If I put a belt on with it, the belt popped off.

    The flower, I gave him.

       an intricate pendant depicting a wolf
    Strands of gold and silver interweave together, forming a chain of
    medium length. Clasping securely, the chain holds the weight of two
    pendants, the first resting between the collar bones, clasping the chain
    to a comfortable tightness. Pale, and circular, the first pendant
    depicts a full moon, complete with a sheen that seems to shine brightest
    in the darkest nights. Lower on the clasped chain, the second pendant
    hangs. In a triangular shape, the second pendant shows a wolf's
    silhouette sitting upon a stone and howling towards the moon above.
    Surrounding the wolf and stone, completing the triangular shape, an aura
    of blue has been made of hundreds of tiny blue and white gems set into
    the metal to appear seamless.
    It weighs 4 ounce(s).
    It possesses the artefact power of constitution(1).
    It bears the distinctive mark of Wattsee.
    It will reset to you.

    He told me that it stacked, and while it was only level one you couls pay to upgrade it later. Guess he was wrong.

  • KaylaleeKaylalee Member Posts: 30 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    Blink a few times.... then ask who the hell he or she is... since kay(I?) don't have a most hated yet!
  • DevranDevran Member Posts: 624 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Kaylalee said:
    Blink a few times.... then ask who the hell he or she is... since kay(I?) don't have a most hated yet!
    That can be fixed!
    Kaylalee
  • KaylaleeKaylalee Member Posts: 30 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    Devran said:
    Kaylalee said:
    Blink a few times.... then ask who the hell he or she is... since kay(I?) don't have a most hated yet!
    That can be fixed!
    Who the hell are you?! Also... haiii *finger waves awkwardly*
  • KezKez Member Posts: 646 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    This enemy-making is not off to a good start.
    Kaylalee
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