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Achaean Jokes
Mishgul
Trondheim, Norway
Achaean themed jokes. Make me laugh people.
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
As drawn by Shaydehic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
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So a runie, sentinel, jester, and serpent walk into a bar. The bartender, Certminene, says, "What'll it be today, @Seftin?
1 - Ships Overhaul.
2 - Multiclass.
The duck looks up at him and says "Quack quack. Can you make Occultist an aligned class?"
Tecton glares and yells "No! Get out of here, duck!" The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck waddles back in. Tecton stares at the duck. "You again?"
"Quack quack. Can you make Occultist an aligned class?"
Tecton slams a fist on the counter. "No! We're not serving you! If you ask again, I'm going to turn you into a shrub and nail you to the ceiling!" The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck waddles in.
"Quack quack. Do you have a hammer and some nails?"
"No! I don't and even if I did, I'm not serving you anything, duck! Get out!"
"Quack quack. Can you make Occultist an aligned class?"
If @Ernam and @Santar could have a baby, what would it be? A fern.
How do Targossian women.. Um clean..? A Deuche. (Delete if need be but I couldn't resist)
What do you call a Shallamite who knows how to swim? A Targossian.
Some Cyrenians resent the implication that they are obsessed with baked goods. They claim they have muffin in common with the rest of the city.
Sapience - where men are men and sometimes the women are too.
How does Deucalion spur His people for battle? He lights a fire under their asses.
A jester once threw an egg when I had rebounding up. Yolk's on him!
Ashtan - Now with even more tentacles.
In the beginning, Sarapis created the heavens, and the earth, and he saw that it was good, so he took a picture and posted it to the forums. And it was good.
I was going to take up the cooking miniskill, but I didn't have the credits. I kneaded too much dough.
How do you know when Harlequin's in town? All the sheep start bleating, 'Daaaaaaaddy.'
twitter - @spacemanreno
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
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A blind Satyr walks into an all-Siren bar by mistake. After making his way to a bar-stool, he orders himself a drink. He sits there sipping his drink for a couple of minutes before leaning forward toward the bar and saying, "Hey bartender, would you like to hear a Siren joke?" The whole bar gets quiet and the Siren sitting next to the Satyr says, "Kind sir, before you finish that joke, seeing as you're blind and all, I feel I should tell you five things first." He says, "Oh, what's that?" The Siren responds, "First of all, the bartender is a Siren and she has a longsword behind the bar. Second, the bouncer is a Siren and she's carrying a very sharp quarterstaff. Third, I am a Siren, and a highly trained Monk warrior. Fourth, the woman on your left is a Siren Serpent and she is a member of the Quisalis Mark. Fifth, I am a Siren, and I am a Blackthorn in the Eleusian Rangers. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?"
The Satyr considers for a moment before shaking his head and saying, "No... not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
So giving and so kind.
Bartender "I bet you've never had a monkey on your head before have you?"
Siren "No, can't say I have"
A parrot then flies over and lands on her shoulder, chatting away with various noises
Bartender "I bet you've never had a parrot on your shoulder, have you?"
Siren "No, not at all" she replies bashfully
Then, through the open door a Toucan flies in and lands on her wrist
Bartender "I bet you've never had a Toucan on your wrist either?"
Siren "No, Sir, I have not"
To which a Pirate pipes up from the back of the tavern
"No, but I bet she's had a Cockatoo in her mouth though"
So giving and so kind.