Sometimes something happens where we realize life is hard. But in the back our minds we know we'll be alright. Allow me to be the first to present my moan.
Gleaming, leathery golden plates form the flexible, tough armour that protects
this powerful drake not only from weapons and claws, but from dust and sand,
common irritants of his desert home. His head is flat, like that of a serpent,
and is crowned by two sharp, golden horns. His neck is protected by a bony frill
that flares up and away from his head. Slowly, the drake's head moves from side
to side, taking in his surroundings with slitted green eyes. Mirroring the
motion, a long tail fitted with iron spikes sweeps from side to side. Twice the
size of a warhorse, the drake is outfitted with a leather saddle and bridle of
sturdy gour leather.
Such a sweet looking mount, I'm bummed because I did not read HELP SHOP OF WONDERS before purchasing my non-flying mount. I was hoping a "drake" would be a flying mount. It wasn't and I'm not reaching out to admin with this post, I am just stating what is obviously a first world problem.