@Daslin those last lines remind me of your DeathRuns
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Half of my city is severely flooded, I'm talking cars are fully submerged at this point and two people actually got stuck in their vehicle and drowned (seriously messed up). So lo and behold, what do I see but someone post from high ground on our local news FB page about how she has three (3) inches of water in her kitchen, and don't understand why 911 won't send someone to come get her. So...I had to do it:
Half of my city is severely flooded, I'm talking cars are fully submerged at this point and two people actually got stuck in their vehicle and drowned (seriously messed up). So lo and behold, what do I see but someone post from high ground on our local news FB page about how she has three (3) inches of water in her kitchen, and don't understand why 911 won't send someone to come get her. So...I had to do it:
Spoiler for NSFW language in her post:
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ugh, I 100% understand and generally agree with the wariness that many groups have with the police, but the blanket hatred that the institution seems to get makes no freaking sense. I mean, case in point right here.
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It was either Sven or Olaf for me anyway
Now where is Olaf?
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Edit: Have to add this second one because these have me cracking the hell up.
Second edit: Third and final, because it can't be helped.
I cri evry tiem.
Sorry, I'll stop now.
What kind of bagel can fly?
More here: http://imgur.com/gallery/pOYNq
Half of my city is severely flooded, I'm talking cars are fully submerged at this point and two people actually got stuck in their vehicle and drowned (seriously messed up). So lo and behold, what do I see but someone post from high ground on our local news FB page about how she has three (3) inches of water in her kitchen, and don't understand why 911 won't send someone to come get her. So...I had to do it:
Spoiler for NSFW language in her post:
[spoiler][/spoiler]
I wasn't aware that it was the cop's job to pump water out of people's kitchen.
> What kind of bagel can fly?
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> More here: http://imgur.com/gallery/pOYNq
Makes me think of the joke I told kids back in January when we were looking at gulls and they kept saying " what's a seagull doing here at the lake?"
And I replied " what's a gull that lives over a bay called?"
* blank 4th grade stares *
"a bay gull...a bagel... Get it?"
* stares ... Then a single high pitched laugh... Then lots of chuckles*
Awww yeah, dad jokes.
Feel free to borrow that gem.
ugh, I 100% understand and generally agree with the wariness that many groups have with the police, but the blanket hatred that the institution seems to get makes no freaking sense. I mean, case in point right here.