At a sturdy village gate.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
Shuffling through his endless bag of vials, Rufio, the Receptacle
Representative, looks around for more collectibles. There are 3 monolith sigils
here. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A disembodied eyeball
floats lazily in the air. Surveying the area around him, a burly Theran guard
stands at attention here.
You see exits leading north and south.
4772h, 3180m, 19640e, 12300w cexkdb-order swarm kill chima

You order a swarm of bees to kill Chima.
A swarm of bees does not see who you want killed.
4772h, 3180m, 19650e, 12300w cexkdb-order pet kill chima

You order Bagheera, the grey tengu to kill Chima.
Bagheera, the grey tengu does not see who you want killed.
4772h, 3180m, 19620e, 12300w cexkdb-

Elvar arrives from the north.
4772h, 3180m, 19620e, 12300w cexkdb-evoke panacea

You call on the curative powers of Nature. A spiralling helix of wildflowers and
lush leaves races up the length of your quarterstaff, before sublimating into a
cool mist that drifts about your body.
4772h, 3030m, 19644e, 12270w cxkdb-

You have recovered equilibrium.
4772h, 3030m, 19650e, 12282w cexkdb-

A New Theran villager strides in from the south with a short nod.
4772h, 3030m, 19650e, 12282w cexkdb-tell chima come S when ready

You tell Archfiend Chima Lichlord, "Come S when ready."
4772h, 3030m, 19650e, 12288w cexkdb-
Elvar gives you the once over.
4772h, 3030m, 19650e, 12288w cexkdb-

Chima arrives from the north.
4772h, 3030m, 19650e, 12294w cexkdb-

Chima gives the world a smart salute.
4772h, 3030m, 19650e, 12300w cexkdb-

Elvar's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
4772h, 3030m, 19650e, 12300w cexkdb-

The angry swarm of bees descends upon Chima and stings him in multiple places.
4772h, 3030m, 19620e, 12300w cexkdb-

With a pointed stick, Chima begins sketching a rune on the ground.
4772h, 3030m, 19632e, 12300w cexkdb-

Bagheera, the grey tengu wounds Chima with a glancing cut.
4772h, 3030m, 19632e, 12300w cexkdb-maul chima

You spring forwards onto Chima, and maul him viciously.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima eats some irid moss.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cekdb-
Chima takes a drink from an oaken vial.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cekdb-

A wall of rough stone rises from the earth to block the exit to the south.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cekdb-

With a pointed stick, Chima begins sketching a rune on the ground.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima


The angry swarm of bees descends upon Chima and stings him in multiple places.
4772h, 3030m, 19614e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19614e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19614e, 12300w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4772h, 3030m, 19614e, 12300w cexkdb-maul chima

Chima yelps in pain as Bagheera, the grey tengu bashes him.
4772h, 3030m, 19614e, 12300w cexkdb-

You spring forwards onto Chima, and maul him viciously.
Chima dodges nimbly out of the way.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

Chima takes a drink from an oaken vial.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima finishes sketching an uruz rune with a flourish.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19584e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19596e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19596e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4772h, 3030m, 19596e, 12300w cexkdb-maul chima

You spring forwards onto Chima, and maul him viciously.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima eats some irid moss.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima yelps in pain as Bagheera, the grey tengu bashes him.
The angry swarm of bees descends upon Chima and stings him in multiple places.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his arms.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

Giving a curt nod, a New Theran villager strides south.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

A grey pall momentarily comes over Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
The knowledge that you've been cursed floods your mind.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima takes a drink from an oaken vial.
4772h, 3030m, 19566e, 12300w cekdb-

A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19578e, 12300w cekdb-

You exclaim in a mischievious voice, "HALT.....HAMMERZEIT!!!!!"
4772h, 3030m, 19578e, 12300w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4772h, 3030m, 19578e, 12300w cexkdb-

The angry swarm of bees descends upon Chima and stings him in multiple places.
4772h, 3030m, 19578e, 12300w cexkdb-

Chima looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
4772h, 3030m, 19578e, 12300w cexkdb-

Chima eats some irid moss.
4772h, 3030m, 19578e, 12300w cexkdb-

Chima weaves his fingers together skilfully.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cexkdb-touch hammer chima

You touch your tattoo and summon the hammer but find nothing to strike.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cxkdb-

Bagheera, the grey tengu wounds Chima with a glancing cut.
4772h, 3030m, 19602e, 12300w cxkdb-maul chima

The angry swarm of bees descends upon Chima and stings him in multiple places.
4772h, 3030m, 19572e, 12300w cxkdb-

You must regain equilibrium first.
4772h, 3030m, 19572e, 12300w cxkdb-

You have recovered equilibrium.
4772h, 3030m, 19572e, 12300w cexkdb-

Chima eats a bloodroot leaf.
4772h, 3030m, 19572e, 12300w cexkdb-maul chima

You spring forwards onto Chima, and maul him viciously.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

A grey pall momentarily comes over Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
The knowledge that you've been cursed floods your mind.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

Bagheera, the grey tengu wounds Chima with a glancing cut.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

Cool mist brings the vibrant touch of Nature to refresh you.
Thank Maya, the Great Mother! Your clumsiness has been cured.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

A grey pall momentarily comes over Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
The knowledge that you've been cursed floods your mind.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

A grey pall momentarily comes over Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
The knowledge that you've been cursed floods your mind.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima takes a drink from an oaken vial.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4772h, 3030m, 19554e, 12300w cexkdb-

You spring forwards onto Chima, and maul him viciously.
4772h, 3030m, 19524e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

Chima eats some irid moss.
4772h, 3030m, 19524e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-

The angry swarm of bees descends upon Chima and stings him in multiple places.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-

A grey pall momentarily comes over Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
The knowledge that you've been cursed floods your mind.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

Bagheera, the grey tengu wounds Chima with a glancing cut.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-

A grey pall momentarily comes over Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
The knowledge that you've been cursed floods your mind.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You make a strangled meowing noise and quickly shut up in embarrassment.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You make a strangled meowing noise and quickly shut up in embarrassment.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4772h, 3030m, 19548e, 12300w cexkdb-

You spring forwards onto Chima, and maul him viciously.
4772h, 3030m, 19518e, 12300w cekdb-

A grey pall momentarily comes over Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19518e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
4772h, 3030m, 19518e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19518e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19518e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima takes a drink from an oaken vial.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-

A grey pall momentarily comes over Chima.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima points an imperious finger at you.
The knowledge that you've been cursed floods your mind.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-

You flip the bird.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

Chima yelps in pain as Bagheera, the grey tengu bashes him.
The angry swarm of bees descends upon Chima and stings him in multiple places.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You blink.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

As horrible thoughts fill your mind, you begin to sob uncontrollably.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima's eyes flutter and close as he begins to rock back and forth, chanting
ominously under his breath.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You waggle your eyebrows comically.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-

Chima eats some irid moss.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4772h, 3030m, 19530e, 12300w cexkdb-maul chima

You spring forwards onto Chima, and maul him viciously.
4772h, 3030m, 19500e, 12300w cekdb-

Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
4772h, 3030m, 19500e, 12300w cekdb-maul chima

You must regain balance first.
4772h, 3030m, 19500e, 12300w cekdb-

With an outward gesture, Chima opens his eyes and glares fiercely at you. Face
contorting to a grimace, he raises an imperious finger and points it directly at
your forehead, uttering one final word: "Tzantza."
4772h, 3030m, 19500e, 12300w cekdb-

You feel an immense amount of pressure building upon your cranium as the skin
encasing it hardens and tightens, squeezing all rational thought from your
weakened mind. You give a guttural choke and stagger as your tongue becomes a
leathery obstacle, snaking down your throat like a dessicated tentacle. A final
explosion of pain wracks your body, as with a dull "crack", your skull
splinters, its shards embedding themselves within your brain.
You have been slain by Chima.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.
The corpse of Lieutenant Serentesh falls out of your inventory.

Yes. Yes you did.

Strive to be less stupid in the future.

Yelling out OOC phrases or whatever during combat is definitely cruise control for cool, and definitely not retarded.

Also, you failed beyond belief. Do you know what curing is?

Survival, do you have?

Yes I have curing, Vadi System Failed me....

He said I had him down to about 700, which if I had survived long enfough to get my next maul off...it would have been game over.

I'm almost willing to bet he forgot the # in "#SAY HALT.....HAMMERZEIT!!!!!".

It is statements like this that make me happy to fight Vadi-users. One day you people will figure out that a system is not 100% effective, and you may have to actually learn a bit about combat yourselves before being a decent fighter.

Or, if he used Vadi's right, it wouldn't be so bad. At all.

Vadi system did not fail you.

You just failed.

EDIT: Why would someone ever post a log of themselves being straight breach/blight*x/tzantza'd?

I don't think you're gonna kill anyone competent with repeated untargetted mauls. And stop spamming.

He's artied, so actually he probably could. You know, if he touched tree a few times. Or diagnosed.

Or recognized the very obvious stupidity that was messing him up

EDIT: Stopped making things up

Or epilepsy, which ticked twice (iirc) before the Tzantza.

True, but if he didn't have stupidity, he would've been able to attack sooner and possibly get that one more attack in before getting Tzantza'd

Nah, Vadi definitely catches Shaman cursing if you have it configured right and pay attention. You failed, not Vadi.

Negative. None of his stupidity-failed mauls were when he was on balance. Despite epilepsy possibly having ensured his demise (it is hard to tell precisely without timestamps), it has an precise message every time it ticks, meaning there's no reason he shouldn't have cured it as soon as it proc'd the very first time.

This is like Exelethril's log of sap sap sap sap sap absolve on a newbie. It's uninteresting and unsurprising. Learn how to use your defence (Vadi's) and learn how to build an offence.

nerf shamans

This man is a scholar and a gentleman. We should heed his advice.

Shamans aren't overpowered, but it sure is frustrating to fight one who tumbles behind a stonewall every 2 seconds.

Which is really every Shaman.

You did a good job Batang, would have gotten that kill to if it weren't for unlucky timing on stupidity. Was very unlucky and probably won't ever happen again, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

...did you even read the log? Or do you just have no idea what you're talking about? Batang did nothing right during that fight. At all. Also, the stupidity had no effect on the fight except for allowing for the tzantza.

Batang went with his gut, that is all that combat really boils down to. - triggers, - diagnose. He just got unlucky, happens to the best of us.

what dont even

I third the motion.

Sorry to say it, but I'd dare to say that I have never seen a bigger idiot, at least at combat, ever post a reply in a combat log thread.

-Firey-

I am 150% sure he is kidding/joking/trolling you all. And you deserve it if you fall for it, because I lol'd.

Well, combat is 10% luck.*

I have no comment about the actual fight.



_{*it's all about how you FEEL it! heart of the cards! macro smash go! gut feelings yes!}

When it comes to combat it isn't about lessons or artefacts, it's not about systems or experience. It all comes down to who wants to win more. When I read that log I don't see a druid, I see a winner. Batang has all the spirit needed to win, he just got unlucky that time. Like I said keep up the good work Batang!

Also @ Batang you may want to consider going Mark, I know you have what it takes.

I take it back, Peirce is 100% serious. We should heed his wise words of wisdom.

Ouch.

Yeah, diagnose...or touch tree... or...something.

Alternatively, TN SHAMAN.

lol
Combatant - lessons - artefacts - system - experience + Druid = newbie
Newbie + lvl3 Spirit to Win < Combatant - Lvl3 Luck

I beat I Wanna Be the Guy.