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SlyViolin
Going through some old logs and I found Tahquil's engagement. it's To long for quotes so here it is as a showoff of some nice interaction for a change.

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Gildenlow takes a drink from an oaken vial.

Paralysed as you are, your body is not able to pick up anything.

Gildenlow smirks.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "I'm not aware of how
Mhaldorian men normally take brides..."

Gildenlow takes a drink from an oaken vial.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "But this is my... improvised
example."

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "Your legs are broken. You
have no way out of here."

Gildenlow appears to jolt to a halt as his reflexes slow to normal speeds.

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

Gildenlow smiles impishly and says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "What am I do to do now, I wonder?"

You are:
paralysed.
sprawled on the ground.
afflicted with clumsiness.
has a partially damaged left leg.
has a partially damaged right leg.

Gildenlow frowns, and a look of seriousness passes over his face.

Gildenlow kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.

Gildenlow stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
Gildenlow moves to between the splayed legs of you, concern and even fear upon
his face.

Gildenlow ceases to wield a hunter's spear in his right hand.

A bend in the road (road).
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. An enormous black orb spins slowly in mid-air here above a golden pedestal. Overflowing with blood and other trophies of the dead, a sacrificial altar to the Lord of Warfare has been erected nearby. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. Gildenlow, South Shore Myrmidon is here. He wields a throwing
axe in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and west.

With a wistful look on his face, Gildenlow touches a throwing axe.

The cloud cover clears, and sun fills the skies.

Gildenlow stares directly at you, his eyes full and his face on edge.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "I... am very uncertain of
what to do. I hardly know how to look after myself, let alone somebody else,
but..."

Gildenlow swallows loudly.

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "Be my wife, young cleric."

Gildenlow ceases to wield a throwing axe in his left hand.

Gildenlow gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a throwing axe,
declares his eternal love for you, and asks you to marry him. Type AGREE if you
will agree to marry him.

The radiant sun shines all about you.

You joyfully accept Gildenlow's proposal of marriage, and his gift of a throwing
axe.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "It is the most important
thing in the world to me."

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "May you now have the
privilege of directing its aim, by controlling my hand."

Gildenlow clambers onto his feet.

Gildenlow stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
Gildenlow blushes furiously.

You say, "If you prove to be a dissappointing husband, it shall be aimed at your
chest."

The sun begins her downward journey towards eventual sleep, casting even, full
light upon the land.

Gildenlow gulps nervously.

You say, "Do I make myself Clear?"

Gildenlow smiles impishly and says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "May I
have the axe back?"

You say, "Of course."

You say, "My husband, I expect you to be more faithful to it than me."

Gildenlow nods his head emphatically.

You say, "A warrior is nothing without his weapons. A warrior is who I shall have
for a husband.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "It shall know the blood of
Shallamites until it falls into dust."

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "It better, or else I shall show you Suffering Lord Apollyon would be
proud of."

You give a throwing axe to Gildenlow.

You rub your hands together greedily.

Gildenlow peers at his axe solemnly.

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "One last thing..."

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "I will seal this commitment
in my own blood."

Gildenlow says solemnly to you with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "On the axe."

You nod your head emphatically.

Gildenlow roughly cuts a large gash into his palm with the sharp blade of the
axe, blood welling up instantly.

Your daegger comes racing towards you, stopping unnaturally quickly to land in
your grasp.

You call out, ordering your Baalzadeen to return to serve your whim.

Gildenlow wraps his bloodied hand around the haft of the axe and squeezes
tightly.

Gildenlow begins to wield a throwing axe in his left hand.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "Oh, another thing I
forgot..."

Gildenlow smirks.

Gildenlow is surrounded by a shining corona of blinding light and the shimmering
image of the Wyvern momentarily overlaps him.

Gildenlow takes a drink from an oaken vial.

Gildenlow begins to flap his wings powerfully, and rises quickly up into the
firmament.

Gildenlow swoops down from the skies towards you, and before you can resist has
lifted you off your feet and carries you, kicking uselessly, in firm talons into
the sky above.


You take a drink from a black-walnut vial.

Your body begins to feel lighter and you feel that you are floating slightly.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "I like to play rough."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Gildenlow smiles with a wink and says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "So
don't think for a second that you are in complete control of me."

You chuckle long and heartily.

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "Back to our city, m'Lady?"

You say, "Just you wait until I can envenom my daegger."

You say, "Then we will see who is in control."

Gildenlow smirks.

Gildenlow says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "You have spear, axe and claw
to deal with."

Gildenlow smiles impishly and says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "You will
not find me unguarded."

You say, "And you, A woman's wrath."

Gildenlow smirks.

Gildenlow smiles with a wink and says with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "I've
had worse."

You chuckle long and heartily.

You follow Gildenlow, South Shore Myrmidon northeast to Stygian crossroads.

Gildenlow tucks his wings and plummets towards the earth.

Gildenlow flares his wings at the last minute and deposits you safely back on
the ground once more, before heading back into the skies.

Gildenlow descends from above.

You say, "My dear, I dare say you will find me unlike your other harlots you
have encountered."

Gildenlow points a throwing axe at you.

Gildenlow says to you with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "Just you be careful,
woman."

Katia peers at you unscrupulously.

Gildenlow raises an eyebrow at Katia.

Gildenlow says to Katia with a lugubrious Horkvali accent, "Disobedient, this
one."

You nod your head at Katia.

Merador glares angrily at you.


Corbeaux
I remember seeing this some time ago. I liked it then as well as now. It's very funny, especially the end. laugh.gif
Requa
That was very sweet...in a distinctively Mhaldorian way tongue.gif
Mellisa
QUOTE (Requa @ Oct 17 2009, 09:48 AM) *
That was very sweet...in a distinctively Mhaldorian way tongue.gif

Exelethril
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Seraline's eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Seraline gives a delicate crystal glass to you.

Seraline gives a delicate crystal glass to you.

"Thanks!" you say to Seraline.

Seraline smiles encouragingly and nods.

You drain the last dregs of fruit wine from the container.

"Oops!" Seraline exclaims with a bashful expression.

"Heh heh heh," Seraline chuckles.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Good thing I gave you two."

Seraline taps her nose knowingly.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You smile and say in a soft, focused voice, "Thanks."

You lean forward and plant a kiss on Seraline's cheek.

You take a long draught of fruit wine, hoping to quench your thirst.

You pick up a 'loves-me-not' flower.

You smile softly.

You pull a petal from a 'loves-me-not' flower, declaring, "She loves me."

You pull a petal from a 'loves-me-not' flower, declaring, "She loves me not."

You pull a petal from a 'loves-me-not' flower, declaring, "She loves me."

You pull a petal from a 'loves-me-not' flower, declaring, "She loves me not."

You pull a petal from a 'loves-me-not' flower, declaring, "She loves me."

You pull a petal from a 'loves-me-not' flower, declaring, "She loves me not."

You pull a petal from a 'loves-me-not' flower, declaring, "She loves me."

With a deep, regretful sigh, you pull the last petal from a 'loves-me-not'
flower, declaring, "She loves me not."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Those flowers are such liars."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Seraline smiles encouragingly and nods.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "They don't know what's what."

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You lovingly run your fingers through Seraline's hair, brushing it away from her
face.

You smile softly.

Seraline gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Seraline urges you onwards.

You lean into Seraline and kiss her long and tenderly.

Seraline presses her body warmly against yours, tilting her head to place a
tender, passionate kiss on your mouth.

Seraline brushes her lips against you.

Seraline smiles softly.

You playfully nibble on Seraline's lower lip before giving her a soft, sweet
kiss.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Sweet as ever."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You embrace Seraline with great ardour.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I will marry you one day."

Seraline narrows her eyes at you in an unnerving manner.

You lean forward and plant a kiss on Seraline's cheek.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "I -was- going to propose to you myself but
opted to give you the opportunity to play at chivalry."

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Seraline runs her fingers through her hair absentmindedly.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Shall I re-engrave the ring to something more
suitable, Sera?"

Seraline asks in a dulcet, polished voice, "Let me see it?"

You give a golden ring of pink sapphires to Seraline.

You see Seraline say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.

Seraline gives a golden ring of pink sapphires to you.

You tell Seeker of Air Seraline, Cookie Seeker, "Wind."

Seraline asks in a dulcet, polished voice, "What isn't fitting about the
engraving?"

You say in a soft, focused voice, "The stars remind me of your eyes, and should
they be moved to pity.."

Seraline waves her hand dismissively.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "The engraving is fine."

Seraline taps her nose knowingly.

You look thoughtful and say in a soft, focused voice, "I meant it such that,
even the stars would be envious of us because we love each other so much."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Here you go."

You give a golden ring of pink sapphires to Seraline.

You see Seraline say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "*wind rather."

Seraline tilts her head and listens intently to you.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Here you go."

Seraline shakes her head.

Seraline gives a golden ring of pink sapphires to you.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Sera, I made that for you!"

You look thoughtful and say in a soft, focused voice, "Why dont you want it?"

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "I don't want a -trinket- for my
birthday, I made it clear what I wanted."

Seraline runs her fingers through her hair absentmindedly.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
No using any abilities... here's a poem/riddle with lots of things for
you to figure out, starting with, where I am. Come find me!
(And come wearing what's enclosed.)



*~A sea of white on crystal hill,

~*Where sing-song love And Iron will,

*~Gave a gift of brick and lane,

~*Beneath a sky of icy rain,

*~Should you without your magic trot,

~*Where flowers sing, 'she-loves-me-not'

*~And mirror here what ere He did,

~*Though unrequited lust forbid,

*~And yes, she's wise and without flaw,

~*Her choices do not make for law,

*~For Hers is not a heart to Tame,

~*And our answers needn't be the Same.





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Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "So you can keep the trinket until
you are ready to give it to me with purpose."

Seraline taps her nose knowingly.

You nod your head at Seraline.

Using her wrist cleverly, Seraline flips a golden sovereign up into the air. You
watch, mesmerised, as it spins rapidly through its arc. It hits the ground and

Seraline hums innocently to herself.

You ponder the situation.

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "So you didn't figure out the
riddle..."

Deep in thought, you lean your cheek in your hand.

You see Seraline say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.

Seraline tilts her head and listens intently to you.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Wind."

You suck thoughtfully on your teeth.

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Seraline asks in a dulcet, polished voice, "Well, what do you know about Caer
Witrin?"

You say in a soft, focused voice, "It's full of snow, has really friendly people
and leopards, and has a rather cozy inn."

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Seraline asks in a dulcet, polished voice, "That it?"

You ponder the situation.

You nod your head at Seraline.

You see Seraline say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.

Seraline points off into the wild blue yonder.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Wind."

Seraline gives a pained sigh.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Caer Witrin was also a gift to the
Lady Selene from the Lord Bard."

Seraline asks in a dulcet, polished voice, "Get it?"

Seraline gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Comprehension flashes across your face.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "It's significant for another reason
as well."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "As well as the beautiful rose you spoke
about."

You see Seraline say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Wind."

You see Seraline say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.

You tell Seeker of Air Seraline, Cookie Seeker, "Wind."

You tilt your head curiously at Seraline.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Seraline?"

Seraline quotes her poem, 'As I said, "Mirror here what ere he did," in
reference to what the Lord Bard asked of Lady Selene here where that fountain
now stands." she finished.

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Seraline creases her brow in a frown.

Seraline stares implacably about herself.

"I'm sorry!" you say to Seraline with a blush.

Seraline gives a pained sigh.

Seraline gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I'm not quite ready for that,
Seraline."

Seraline peers at you unscrupulously.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I need more time.."

Seraline picks up a 'loves-me-not' flower.

Seraline drops a 'loves-me-not' flower.

You lovingly run your fingers through Seraline's hair, brushing it away from her
face.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I love you with all my heart but I
need more time to get to know you better."

Seraline waves her hand dismissively.

Seraline gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Seraline tilts her head back and looks up at the sky.

You tilt your head back and look up at the sky.

You gently reach over and take both of Seraline's hands in your own.

You look thoughtful and say in a soft, focused voice, "I hope you understand."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "If I don't it's only because of your
inconsistency. Regardless."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Keep the ring."

Seraline stares implacably about herself.

You give a pained sigh.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I hate to see you hurt."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "It hurts me so much as well."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Give me a year to think this over, alright?"

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "You may have your ear..."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Year rather."

Seraline stares implacably about herself.

You look thoughtful and say in a soft, focused voice, "Thank you."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Don't thank me."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Seraline.."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "No one has ever captured my heart like you
have, I just think that we may be rushing it alittle."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Wind."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "No one has ever captured my heart like you
have, I just think that we may be rushing it alittle."

In the crystal-clear night sky, the stars twinkle and glow brightly.

You tilt your head back and look up at the sky.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "It's a confusing situation to me
Exelethril. You knew a month before saying you loved me and now need years to
decide whether or not you want to spend two more years being engaged to me."

Seraline stares implacably at you.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "More than -anything- I would love to marry
you but but, I would love to get to you know better first."

You gently reach over and take both of Seraline's hands in your own.

Seraline smirks.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "I'm twenty... I've only been around
for two and you've been with me for one of those."

You suck thoughtfully on your teeth.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "That's true."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I do know you better than anyone else, I
suppose."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "A year is half my current life-span
in a way, it's not something I want to spend in a maybe."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Being entirely committed without any
commitment."

Seraline stares implacably about herself.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I am committed to you entirely."

With nary a whisper nor a sigh, rosy-fingered dawn creeps into the land,
stealing the soul of the night.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Not entirely."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "You don't know me well enough to
PLAN on marrying me in two years."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "According to you..."

Seraline shrugs helplessly.

Seraline takes a long draught of fruit wine.

Seraline gives a pained sigh.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Seraline.."

Seraline asks in a dulcet, polished voice, "Hm?"

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Tell me exactly what you see in me?"

Seraline asks in a dulcet, polished voice, "What I see in you in general or what
made me decide I did want to marry you?"

You tilt your head curiously at Seraline.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Wind."

Comprehension flashes across Seraline's face.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Can we talk in the Garden of Moonlight,
Sera?"

You say in a soft, focused voice, "It's more private there."

Seraline purses her lips, deep in thought.

Seraline beckons you to her.

You follow Seeker of Air Seraline, Cookie Seeker north to Before a fountain of
ice.

You nod your head emphatically.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "You're incredibly devoted and
that's... so important i think in today's world. You're sweet and kind and our
ideals are similar. You accept me even when I'm being sour or... goofy or...
snobby or stubborn."

Seraline shrugs helplessly.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "They're things I've realized one
doesn't find in everyone."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "And in some cases anyone."

You nod your head slowly, trying to wear your best wise look.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "I don't gamble... I don't look gift
horses in the mouth i'm a smart girl and I know when I've found a good thing...
I don't forsee finding something out about you that I would hate... or finding
that you'd been disloyal or.... that you'd done something immoral."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "I have complete confidence in what I
do know or what I have contrived from you..."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "And there's a safety in that I
suppose. I knowing I need not ever worry about fidelity or intentions..."

Seraline purses her lips, deep in thought.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "A safety in being with you in
general because I know you'll protect and care of me."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Yep."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "There you go."

Seraline gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You lean forward and plant a kiss on Seraline's cheek.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I will marry you."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I need to find a ring first."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "You have a ring."

With a tinkle of crystalline wings, a butterfly flies in from the east.

Seraline's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Not -that- one."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "It's not beautiful enough."

Seraline creases her brow in a frown.

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "Of course it is."

Seraline gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Beating its glass wings, a butterfly flies out to the east.

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Let me find a jeweller."

Seraline says in a dulcet, polished voice, "We can go pick a prettier one out
together though if you like..."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I would."

Seraline presses her body warmly against yours, tilting her head to place a
tender, passionate kiss on your mouth.

You press your body warmly against Seraline, tilting your head to place a tender
passionate kiss on her mouth.


Fun times.
Crathen
QUOTE (Exelethril @ Oct 17 2009, 07:26 PM) *
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Fun times.


Sir, I demand my five minutes back. mad.gif
Dinkybarrel
Never post logs again. Your love life is typical and uninteresting to anyone but yourself.
Naifos
QUOTE (Dinkybarrel @ Oct 17 2009, 07:01 PM) *
Never post logs again. Your love life is typical and uninteresting to anyone but yourself.


Sorry Exelethril, leg snapping is forum acceptable. Rewatching a Romantic Comedy... not as much. Sadly, Mhaldorian lub is just more interesting on the forums.

Also
QUOTE (Exelethril)
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Is that a skewed map of East Delos?
Exelethril
It's a butterfly, actually blush.gif

The forum board messes up the text.

I agree. Delete Seraline.
Fauscht
I think I threw up a little.....

things I like....first Mhaldorian log....good times. I proposed to my xaruthan with a length of rope and told him to leave his wife and accept his love for men and marry me...in which part in a masochistic fashion he became subserviant and obeyed.

things I DONT LIKE......sappy lifetime special log.

I was hoping somewhere in the middle John Stamos popped out of a cake and ended up being some creepy stalker something...but alas it was still just disgusting at best.

PS Exelethril you know I love you....but ew...
Your a good guy...a emo...good...guy.
Amunet
Tahquil's proposal = win.

I didn't save Mani and Amu's, unfortunately, but their courtship was fairly amusing. They hated each other. Amunet thought Mani was an airheaded, bloodlusting jackass, and Manifest thought Amu was a prejudiced, anal-retentive shrew. They used to argue, constantly, to the dismay of everyone in the Occultists. If Manifest came into Fire and Spice, the place immediately turned into a war zone. They just couldn't be civil.

Manifest started flirting with Amunet to irritate her further. After a few years of this, Amunet took him by surprise and flirted back. The dynamic of their relationship began to change, and shortly after their first kiss, a whirlwind, vitriol-tinged romance ensued, during which Amunet kept demanding a massive diamond ring. After a couple of years, Manifest presented her with a ring that dwarfed the one she'd requested. They've been together ever since, but will tell most of those outside of the Occultists that it's for the money or the sex more than the company.
Lenneth

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I thought this was something that should be censored. Sorry, the log was bad. sad.gif
Gorlasintan
QUOTE (Amunet @ Oct 17 2009, 03:05 PM) *
Amunet thought Mani was an airheaded, bloodlusting jackass, and Manifest thought Amu was a prejudiced, anal-retentive shrew.

You mean this isn't the case?
Amunet
QUOTE (Gorlasintan @ Oct 17 2009, 08:21 PM) *
QUOTE (Amunet @ Oct 17 2009, 03:05 PM) *
Amunet thought Mani was an airheaded, bloodlusting jackass, and Manifest thought Amu was a prejudiced, anal-retentive shrew.

You mean this isn't the case?


Oh, no. It totally is. wink.gif
Exelethril
QUOTE (Amunet @ Oct 17 2009, 05:02 PM) *
QUOTE (Gorlasintan @ Oct 17 2009, 08:21 PM) *
QUOTE (Amunet @ Oct 17 2009, 03:05 PM) *
Amunet thought Mani was an airheaded, bloodlusting jackass, and Manifest thought Amu was a prejudiced, anal-retentive shrew.

You mean this isn't the case?


Oh, no. It totally is. wink.gif


Anal-retentive shrew, haha. That's epic.
Quoren
Exelethril, just so you're aware, your text love life tastes like diabetes. I don't think we need to read it, thanks.
DetheaLesDitor
That was cute, Tahquil!
Acarion
Very cool.
SlyViolin
Starting a "Convince Gildenlow to come back to Achaea because he can RP without overuse of preset emotes" Petition.

Signatures welcome.
Synbios
QUOTE (Crathen @ Oct 18 2009, 02:31 AM) *
Sir, I demand my five minutes back. mad.gif


You should have known better. The second I saw the first line of the log, I held down the PAGE DOWN key until the next poster could be seen.

QUOTE (Lenneth @ Oct 18 2009, 04:13 AM) *
QUOTE (Exelethril)
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I thought this was something that should be censored. Sorry, the log was bad. sad.gif


Exelethril's post is an example of why I don't engage in romance.
Rynn
I don't text-love because achaean bitches be crazy.

If I were to text-love, I'd have to make sure the other person was rp-ing it and not going to start wanting to meet me OOC or some other crazy business.
Synbios
QUOTE (Rynn @ Oct 18 2009, 11:41 AM) *
I don't text-love because achaean bitches be crazy.

If I were to text-love, I'd have to make sure the other person was rp-ing it and not going to start wanting to meet me OOC or some other crazy business.


That, and I'm a firm believer of the 'out of all the female characters you'll meet in an MMO, ninety-nine percent of them will be male IRL'.
DetheaLesDitor
QUOTE (Rynn @ Oct 17 2009, 08:41 PM) *
I don't text-love because achaean bitches be crazy.

If I were to text-love, I'd have to make sure the other person was rp-ing it and not going to start wanting to meet me OOC or some other crazy business.


Deflate, please. I can't see around it. closedeyes.gif
Rynn
QUOTE (DetheaLesDitor @ Oct 17 2009, 11:23 PM) *
QUOTE (Rynn @ Oct 17 2009, 08:41 PM) *
I don't text-love because achaean bitches be crazy.

If I were to text-love, I'd have to make sure the other person was rp-ing it and not going to start wanting to meet me OOC or some other crazy business.


Deflate, please. I can't see around it. closedeyes.gif

What? You know a lot of the chicks in achaea are either not or are very strange when it comes to relationships, be they IC or OOC. The guys can be just as crazy, but I'm not looking at that side of the menu. tongue.gif
Gorlasintan
Women are universally insane.
DetheaLesDitor
QUOTE (Rynn @ Oct 17 2009, 09:37 PM) *
QUOTE (DetheaLesDitor @ Oct 17 2009, 11:23 PM) *
QUOTE (Rynn @ Oct 17 2009, 08:41 PM) *
I don't text-love because achaean bitches be crazy.

If I were to text-love, I'd have to make sure the other person was rp-ing it and not going to start wanting to meet me OOC or some other crazy business.


Deflate, please. I can't see around it. closedeyes.gif

What? You know a lot of the chicks in achaea are either not or are very strange when it comes to relationships, be they IC or OOC. The guys can be just as crazy, but I'm not looking at that side of the menu. tongue.gif


You missed my point! I know people are crazy! I am a crazy, after all. blush.gif

Lang
QUOTE (Quoren @ Oct 17 2009, 04:42 PM) *
Exelethril, just so you're aware, your text love life tastes like diabetes. I don't think we need to read it, thanks.
Is there nowhere that I am safe from that accursed site?!
Soludra
QUOTE (Lang @ Oct 17 2009, 11:10 PM) *
QUOTE (Quoren @ Oct 17 2009, 04:42 PM) *
Exelethril, just so you're aware, your text love life tastes like diabetes. I don't think we need to read it, thanks.
Is there nowhere that I am safe from that accursed site?!

^^^
Boz
QUOTE (Gorlasintan @ Oct 18 2009, 12:48 AM) *
Women are universally insane.

Synbios
QUOTE (Lang @ Oct 18 2009, 02:10 PM) *
Is there nowhere that I am safe from that accursed site?!


Trying to escape the site of tropes is an Unwinnable endeavor.
Acarion
Can we see the consummation? Just want to know if it's equally...unorthodox.
Dinkybarrel
That was the first time I'd seen the engagement, but I did catch the deathsight following the actual matrimony though. I thought it was cool.
berenene
QUOTE (Synbios @ Oct 18 2009, 03:05 PM) *
QUOTE (Rynn @ Oct 18 2009, 11:41 AM) *
I don't text-love because achaean bitches be crazy.

If I were to text-love, I'd have to make sure the other person was rp-ing it and not going to start wanting to meet me OOC or some other crazy business.


That, and I'm a firm believer of the 'out of all the female characters you'll meet in an MMO, ninety-nine percent of them will be male IRL'.

unsure.gif
SlyViolin
My one and only Vivisect ever, right at Stygian.

Also all our married life was spent him catapulting me around and me eliminating him when he went AFK.
There was no consumation because... well gross.
Azu
QUOTE (Amunet @ Oct 17 2009, 03:05 PM) *
Tahquil's proposal = win.

I didn't save Mani and Amu's, unfortunately, but their courtship was fairly amusing. They hated each other. Amunet thought Mani was an airheaded, bloodlusting jackass, and Manifest thought Amu was a prejudiced, anal-retentive shrew. They used to argue, constantly, to the dismay of everyone in the Occultists. If Manifest came into Fire and Spice, the place immediately turned into a war zone. They just couldn't be civil.

Manifest started flirting with Amunet to irritate her further. After a few years of this, Amunet took him by surprise and flirted back. The dynamic of their relationship began to change, and shortly after their first kiss, a whirlwind, vitriol-tinged romance ensued, during which Amunet kept demanding a massive diamond ring. After a couple of years, Manifest presented her with a ring that dwarfed the one she'd requested. They've been together ever since, but will tell most of those outside of the Occultists that it's for the money or the sex more than the company.


I was so very disappointed when you two eloped. sad.gif
Naifos
QUOTE (Quoren @ Oct 17 2009, 10:42 PM) *
Exelethril, just so you're aware, your text love life tastes like diabetes. I don't think we need to read it, thanks.


^This was floating in my mind when I attended a wedding ceremony.
I must say, Denizens have wonderful humour.

QUOTE (Achaea)
*** gazes deep into the soul of ***, her heart in her eyes.

Hollering at the top of his lungs, an island child runs away to the south.


The ceremony was fun, but after that I was thinking "0MG! PW3ND!"
I laughed out loud for a good minute

I like ceremonies, why do they always have to be big like weddings?
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