You fashion a holocaust globe out of pure elemental fire, and set the magical timer on it for 10 seconds. This is where my lag started
3876h, 4083m, 15755e, 21702w cxkdb- (1:27:16:706)wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi

Azuhi comes flying in with a jumpkick from the south.
Revius stares at Azuhi with bloodlust in his eyes.
She slams into you, knocking you off your feet and stunning you!
You lose purchase on Revius, the black raven.
You cease blocking the exit.
3190h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:18:719)
Azuhi balls up one fist and hammerfists you.
She connects to the right leg!
2962h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:18:719)
Azuhi balls up one fist and hammerfists you.
She connects to the left leg!
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:18:719)
Azuhi yelps in pain as Revius, the black raven bashes her.
Azuhi bursts into flame as a fiery efreeti spins into her.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:18:719)
Azuhi takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her body.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:18:719)wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi
wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi
wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi

You are no longer stunned.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:20:694)
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:20:694)
You may drink another health or mana elixir.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:20:694)wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi
wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi

2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:22:668)
You must be wielding a staff of the magi to cast that spell.
wield staff
wield shield255272
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:22:668)
Azuhi slips and falls on the ice.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:22:668)
Azuhi slips and falls on the ice.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21720w cxkdb- (1:27:22:668)
You have recovered equilibrium. (stand|vault revius)
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:668)
Azuhi slips and falls on the ice.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:668)
You begin to wield an elemental staff in your right hand.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:668)
You begin to wield a black raven-feather shield bearing the Divine Order arms of Matsuhama in your left hand.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:668)
You must be standing first.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:668)
Azuhi slips and falls on the ice.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:669)
Azuhi takes a drink from a black-walnut vial.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:669)
Azuhi slips and falls on the ice.
2734h, 4083m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:669)
Azuhi slips and falls on the ice.
2734h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:669)
Revius, the black raven wounds Azuhi with a glancing cut.
2734h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:669)
Azuhi slips and falls on the ice.
2734h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:669)
Azuhi slips and falls on the ice.
2734h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:22:669)wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi
wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi
wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi
wield staff
wield shield255272
STAFFCAST SCINTILLA AT azuhi





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The holocaust globe ominously stops pulsing for a fraction of a second, and then explodes into a fiery conflagration that consumes all around it.
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2734h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:572) (stand|vault revius)
You are already wielding that.
481h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:572)
You are already wielding that.
481h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:572)
You must be standing first.
481h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:572)
You are already wielding that.
481h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:572)
You are already wielding that.
481h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:572)
You must be standing first.
481h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:572)
Azuhi leaves to the south.
[Azuhi - south]
481h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:572)
Azuhi comes flying in with a jumpkick from the south.
[Azuhi - here]
Revius stares at Azuhi with bloodlust in his eyes.
She slams into you, knocking you off your feet and stunning you!
63h, 4068m, 15755e, 21738w cexkdb- (1:27:24:573)
Azuhi balls up one fist and hammerfists you.
She connects to the right leg!
You have been slain by Azuhi.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.
A group of 5 bloodroot leaves falls out of your inventory.
A group of 5 goldenseal roots falls out of your inventory.
A group of 5 pieces of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A group of 5 pieces of prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
A group of 5 bloodroot leaves falls out of your inventory.
A group of 5 goldenseal roots falls out of your inventory.
A group of 5 pieces of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A group of 5 pieces of prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
3876h, 6167m, 15755e, 21738w ex-
Azuhi balls up one fist and hammerfists you.
She connects to the left leg! (diag)
3492h, 6167m, 15755e, 21738w ex- (1:27:24:575)
You take a drink from a cedarwood vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
3876h, 6167m, 15755e, 21738w ex- (1:27:24:575)
You are already wielding that.
3876h, 6167m, 15755e, 21738w ex- (1:27:24:575)
You are already wielding that.
3876h, 6167m, 15755e, 21738w ex- (1:27:24:575)
As you point an elemental staff at Azuhi, a scintilla of bright, burning light shoots out, striking her with focused elemental power.
The burning light punches through Azuhi, evaporating her inner organs. She retches before she dies, as the horrible smell of charred flesh fills the air.
You have slain Azuhi.
A group of 49 ginseng roots falls from Azuhi's corpse.

(p) 536h, 4628m, 20191e, 18029w cexkdb- (15:49:26:502)
The top of the jack-in-the-box flips open, and up pops a jester puppet with
razor-sharp teeth. Growing to sudden, improbable size, the spring-loaded puppet
rips Santar's head off with a single bite.
You have slain Santar.
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Santar in red light.
The corpse of a bellydancer falls from Santar's person.
(p) 536h, 4628m, 20191e, 18029w cexkdb- (15:49:27:798)
Santar snaps his massive jaws close around you, flinging you effortlessly into
the air before catching you with a second powerful bite.
You have been slain by Santar.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

That reminds me of this:

The clown.