I assume this is the right place for this. Imyrr and Amunet helped with it. The Rp behind Fats is sort of interesting, but you could find that out in game if you wanted to--as well a the variety of reactions he has. Just wanted to share.


Standing fifteen feet tall at its desiccated shoulder, this elephant is covered
in gaping wounds where its flesh has sloughed off, exposing its bones to the
elements. Maggots writhe within its festering gashes, engorged to the size of
plums as they feed deeply upon the putrefied muscles. What remains of its
once-grey epidermis is now purpled with bruises and decay, mouldering and
stained with the atrous remnants of clotted blood. Yellowed, moss-encrusted
tusks sprout from its broad face, now sunken and skeletal where it surrounds the
animal's hollow eye sockets, which are teeming with viscous worms. Its massive,
leathery ears are dirty and seeping pus and blood. Fats smells like death.

That elephant sounds both disgusting and cute at the same time :x

Especially the last line.

sweet

Thanks, I've had more fun with Fats than anything else in awhile. He has his own personality...for example, he doesn't like Terra too much, whereas Flair does.

I shall have to send the monkey over sometime to have a chat.
Zegan is nothing like Katia either... perverted little bugger.

Lies. Katia and Zegan both hit on Amunet! Apparently, they have similar taste in women.

Fats was a lot of fun to work on. It was awesome to be able to help out with something that wasn't a wedding commission or skanky lingerie-- something that would be not only permanent, but that I'd be able to interact with...even if I agree with Imyrr, that zombies shouldn't be able to speak. Still, it's a hell of a lot better than Bumblebeevie, and you have a solid RP basis for having him as he is. He's so...Flair.

Fix'd

Zegan hits on all women.. and men.. I should get him a girlfriend

Fats reminds for some reason of of those infested boars in Princess Mononoke

Huh. Not a bad comparison, considering some of his periodic emotes.

I lol'd.

Gross.