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Eleusive

Jun 29 2009, 03:50 PM

noob gets owned:

QUOTE

7110h, 4708m, 31220e, 22724w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:10:344)
You draw your blade back and plunge it deep into the body of Katalyst impaling
him to the hilt.
7110h, 4708m, 31220e, 22724w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:10:344)
Katalyst looks pale and gaunt as his body shudders on the end of the weapon.
7110h, 4708m, 31220e, 22724w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:10:344)
A Mhojave falcon rips out a chunk of Katalyst's flesh with its beak.
7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:10:598)
Katalyst has writhed free of his entanglement by webs.
7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:10:598)
You may apply another salve to yourself.
7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:10:599)
A vacant look crosses Katalyst's face.
7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:10:917)
Katalyst takes a long drag off his pipe.
7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:11:178)
Katalyst's eyes burn with hatred.
7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:11:178)
You may drink another health or mana elixir.
7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:11:736)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:11:910)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:12:203)disembowel katalyst

Katalyst grits his teeth as a blank expression washes over his face.
7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:12:455)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:12:633)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:12:825)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:13:85)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4658m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:13:345)
Katalyst takes a drink from an oaken vial.
7110h, 4733m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:13:345)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4733m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:13:603)
The falcon dives at Katalyst and throws him off balance.
7110h, 4733m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:13:603)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4733m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:13:811)disembowel katalyst

7110h, 4733m, 31220e, 22714w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:14:33)
With a look of agony on his face, Katalyst manages to writhe himself free of the
weapon which impaled him.
7110h, 4733m, 31220e, 22726w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:14:33)disembowel katalyst

You have no victim impaled to be able to perform a disembowelment.
7110h, 4733m, 31220e, 22726w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:14:243)disembowel katalyst

You have no victim impaled to be able to perform a disembowelment.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:14:435)
Katalyst takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:14:435)disembowel katalyst

You have no victim impaled to be able to perform a disembowelment.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:14:697)
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:14:697)
You have no victim impaled to be able to perform a disembowelment.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:14:959)
Katalyst's eyes burn with hatred.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:179)
You cease wielding a vorpal broadsword in your right hand.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:240)
You cease wielding a Soulpiercer in your left hand.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4718m, 31220e, 22726w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)
You begin to wield a Soulpiercer in your left hand.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)
You begin to wield a vorpal broadsword in your right hand.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)
You thrust your blade towards Katalyst but he dodges easily out of the way.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:501)disembowel katalyst

Katalyst whips his hands through the air, forming a red haze which disperses
about his body.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:15:761)
You have no victim impaled to be able to perform a disembowelment.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:16:24)
A Mhojave falcon rips out a chunk of Katalyst's flesh with its beak.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:16:449)glance

Above the clouds over northern Sapience.
Furiae, a sable megachiropteran, whirs quietly here, wings at rest. A mottled
Mhojave Desert falcon glides effortlessly to and fro. The Silver Dragon
Kruellagh's imposing form looms. Katalyst Rozzan, Archdragon of the Ashura is
here.
You see exits leading east, southeast, south, southwest, and down.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:16:646)snap

You snap your fingers.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22716w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:17:356)
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around
Katalyst.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:12)
A vacant look crosses Katalyst's face.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:880)
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:880)
You aren't wielding that.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:880)
You aren't wielding that.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:880)
You cease wielding a vorpal broadsword in your right hand.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:880)
You cease wielding a Soulpiercer in your left hand.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:880)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
You aren't wielding anything.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
You begin to wield a Soulpiercer in your right hand.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
You begin to wield a vorpal broadsword in your left hand.
7110h, 4668m, 31220e, 22728w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
You raise your broadsword over your head and begin to swing it in a wide circle,
gaining speed as you go.
7110h, 4668m, 31020e, 22728w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
A Mhojave falcon rips out a chunk of Katalyst's flesh with its beak.
7110h, 4668m, 31020e, 22728w cekb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:19:881)
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
7110h, 4618m, 31068e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:21:951)
Katalyst starts to wield Enigma, a General's War bow in his hands.
7110h, 4618m, 31068e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:22:276)
Katalyst cries out in agony, a look of pain crossing his features.
7110h, 4618m, 31068e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:22:276)
A Mhojave falcon dives at Katalyst, raking his face with its talons.
7110h, 4618m, 31068e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:22:952)
Katalyst gives a mighty yell, then suddenly looks about sharply seemingly
drained yet refreshed.
7110h, 4618m, 31068e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:23:213)
Katalyst's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
7110h, 4618m, 31068e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:23:480)
A vacant look crosses Katalyst's face.
7110h, 4693m, 31068e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:23:481)
Katalyst's eyes burn with hatred.
7110h, 4693m, 31068e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:23:751)
You begin to bear down on Katalyst, preparing to destroy him.
7110h, 4693m, 31108e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:24:629)
Katalyst gives a mighty yell, then suddenly looks about sharply seemingly
drained yet refreshed.
7110h, 4693m, 31108e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:24:892)
You dodge nimbly aside as sticky webbing sprays out from Katalyst.
7110h, 4693m, 31108e, 22730w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:24:892)
Katalyst takes a drink from an oaken vial.
7110h, 4643m, 31108e, 22720w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:25:264)
A Mhojave falcon dives at Katalyst, raking his face with its talons.
7110h, 4643m, 31108e, 22733w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:26:127)
A vacant look crosses Katalyst's face.
7110h, 4643m, 31108e, 22733w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:27:730)
Katalyst's eyes burn with hatred.
7110h, 4643m, 31108e, 22733w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:28:65)
The falcon dives at Katalyst and throws him off balance.
7110h, 4628m, 31156e, 22733w cexkb|0/0|0/0|0/0|99- (10:40:29:301)
Screaming out a warcry of pure strength, you bring your rapier crashing straight
down on Katalyst's head. With a power that seems to come from on high, you
cleave asunder his entire body, from head to groin, splitting him in two and
killing him instantly.
You have slain Katalyst.
A group of 2 pieces of prickly ash bark falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A group of 2 lobelia seeds falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A group of 2 ginseng roots falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A group of 2 bellwort flowers falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A group of 2 elms falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A group of 2 valerian leaves falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A group of 2 sileris berries falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A kola nut falls from Katalyst's corpse.
Some bayberry bark falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A goldenseal root falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A blue ink falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A yellow ink falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A book titled "Transmogrification" by Ezekial falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A piece of kelp falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Katalyst's corpse.
Some irid moss falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Katalyst's corpse.
Some irid moss falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A piece of kelp falls from Katalyst's corpse.
Some irid moss falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A skullcap flower falls from Katalyst's corpse.
Some irid moss falls from Katalyst's corpse.
A skullcap flower falls from Katalyst's corpse.

Katalyst

Jun 29 2009, 03:54 PM

faulty web tattoo

Saadya

Jun 29 2009, 03:57 PM

O...kay...? Spamming disembowel and beheading? Way to go. Way to go. I admire. He obviously lagged out.

How about posting the entire fight?

Mishgul

Jun 29 2009, 04:05 PM

Amnesia hit him twice in the behead. I want to see his side of the log and see if it broke off anything that would be epic. Surprised he didn't spam mind disrupt though

Eleusive

Jun 29 2009, 04:08 PM

the funny part here is the fact that a monk is getting cleaved, he's not hindered (he could run), he's not afflicted, and he has balance and eq. He could have mind paralysed me at least twice, could have mind disrupted, mind feared...

there are piles of options. instead - one web attempt and dead.

he didn't lag out.

Mishgul

Jun 29 2009, 04:12 PM

Katalyst is losing his marbles D:

Katalyst

Jun 29 2009, 04:28 PM

you falcon threw me off balance, then i webbed you and it failed then I died. I didn't have any option to do anything else, I just made the mistake on doing web instead of paralyse.

Saadya

Jun 29 2009, 04:29 PM

Epic lolz indeed.

Exelethril

Jun 29 2009, 04:38 PM

Hrm, why didnt you run if you werent hindered?

Saadya

Jun 29 2009, 04:42 PM

Rite of piety maybe?

Besides, it's easy to stop it.

Mishgul

Jun 29 2009, 04:42 PM

QUOTE (Katalyst @ Jun 29 2009, 05:28 PM)

you falcon threw me off balance, then i webbed you and it failed then I died. I didn't have any option to do anything else, I just made the mistake on doing web instead of paralyse.

Learn to read you guys. He made a mistake

shalishaska

Jun 29 2009, 04:46 PM

QUOTE (Exelethril @ Jun 29 2009, 10:38 AM)

Hrm, why didnt you run if you werent hindered?

Because in the spam he forgot about Kandor's buckawns and was expecting the web to stop him.

Better luck next time Katalyst.

Eleusive

Jun 29 2009, 04:56 PM

i wouldn't call a falcon hitting you "spam"... but yeah. it was a mistake, not trying to say Kata is a noob, but it was funny.

Des

Jun 29 2009, 05:25 PM

QUOTE (Eleusive @ Jun 29 2009, 04:56 PM)

i wouldn't call a falcon hitting you "spam"... but yeah. it was a mistake, not trying to say Kata is a noob, but it was funny.

Your first three words were "noob gets owned."

Lrn2read.

shalishaska

Jun 29 2009, 05:30 PM

QUOTE (Eleusive @ Jun 29 2009, 10:56 AM)

i wouldn't call a falcon hitting you "spam"... but yeah. it was a mistake, not trying to say Kata is a noob, but it was funny.

That was luck. Just like this:

QUOTE

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4388h, 2487m 32% BDCK|XX|EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:32)-
You bleed 7 health.
4381h, 2487m 32% BDCK|XX|EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:32)- (-7h)
You draw your blade back and plunge it deep into the body of Direxi impaling him to the hilt.
IMPALED TARGET!!
4381h, 2487m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:32)-
The falcon dives at Direxi and throws him off balance.
[ENVIRONMENT]: Direxi's OFF BALANCE!
4381h, 2487m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:32)-
Direxi points a finger at you and you feel anti-magic sweep over you.
4381h, 2487m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:32)-
Direxi falls to his knees in worship.
4381h, 2487m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:32)-
Direxi breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.
4381h, 2461m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:32)- (-26m)
Direxi looks pale and gaunt as his body shudders on the end of the weapon.
4381h, 2461m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:33)-
Direxi stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.
4381h, 2461m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:33)-
Direxi takes a drink from an oaken vial.
4381h, 2461m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:34)-
You may drink another health or mana elixir.
4381h, 2461m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:34)-
Direxi flips the bird.
4381h, 2461m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:34)-
** Illusion **
The sun has rendered you too weak to move a muscle.
4381h, 2461m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:34)-
[ENEMY]: Direxi's rebounding UP!
4408h, 2461m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:35)- (+27h)
The falcon dives at Direxi and throws him off balance.
[ENVIRONMENT]: Direxi's OFF BALANCE!
4408h, 2457m 32% BDCK||EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:36)- (-4m)
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4408h, 2382m 32% BDCK|XX|EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:36)- (-75m)
With a vicious snarl you carve a merciless swathe through the steaming guts of Direxi, who gurgles and chokes as you withdraw your dripping blade, glistening with gore.
DISEMBOWEL SUCCESSFUL!!
You have slain Direxi.
Slippery elm falls from Direxi's corpse.
A length of rope falls from Direxi's corpse.
4408h, 2382m 35% BDCK|XX|EE|5.5|5.5|4|4|5.5|(7:8:37)-

Damn I love my falcon.

Trici

Jun 29 2009, 06:21 PM

QUOTE

Direxi tells you, "... I hate lifevision."

shalishaska

Jun 29 2009, 06:28 PM

QUOTE (Trici @ Jun 29 2009, 12:21 PM)

QUOTE

Direxi tells you, "... I hate lifevision."

He said the same thing to me during our duel

On the flip side though.. I hate shrugging.

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