Going to be home in Maryland on leave starting this Saturday until the 5th of May. I'll be staying in Maryland, but probably up and down the east coast a little bit. If anyone wants to get together for drinks or something, feel free to let me know.

- the East Coast. I'm flying to Italy in 3 1/2 hours. Book your ticket to Rome now, bitch.

Rome, Florence, Venice, Corfu, Procida, Ischia, Capri, Naples, Pompeii, Paris. Get on a -ing plane right the - now.

Italian girls, Greek girls, French girls. What is -ing stopping you?

/anger

Booking a flight would do me no good until my passport gets here. If it arrives before my leave is up, I'll see you there.

Come on dude, you know I'd rather be in Italy with my wingman. Besides, wtf happened to hanging out in Cali til you left?

wtf man I go east coast you stay here I come back and you jet east.

I'll be back around Fairfax on the 3rd (I think). I'm aware that pretty much nobody knows who I am, but if something ends up happening then I might be interested in hitting a bar or something. I might even be able to drag one or two other people along, but they probably wouldn't be Achaeans.

I give you permission to stop in Alabama on your way to Maryland.

Why would someone go to Alabama.

I'm always in DC and ready to hang out. If you're ever in the capital, let me know.

To see Misty, duh.

I'll wave at Alabama for you Misty on my way over it though.