After months of deep meditation and extensive studies, I have come up with perhaps the greatest artwork of our time, worthy of winning every artisanal from this point forth.


(Blue pants are jeans, absolute necessity can be replaced by leather/cargo pants). All items of clothing must be tightfitting.

Feel free to add your own insights/experiences/tips

Artisanals have now been owned.

According to the accounts of previous artisnal winners, this is accurate.

HAHA, that's totally true. Must include a humanoid lizard/insect/cat/frog with a sword or staff or whatever.