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New to Achaea. Does this count as my hazing?
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "You new to Mhaldor?"
(Malefics): You say, "Relatively, yes."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Well then welcome."
(Malefics): You say, "Though new I still am I have already had the uh, pleasure of meeting Father Herenicus."
(Malefics): You say, "And Deaconess Kei."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "I have not met the man. but be sure to tell Archfiend orzaansyn a joke. She likes them."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "I got a good one you can tell her, want to hear it?"
(Malefics): You say, "Let's hear the joke, sure!"
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Okay, so what does an diplomat from Mhaldor and a warrior from cyrene have in common?"
(Malefics): You say, "I don't know?"
(Malefics): Kisharo laughingly says, "Minimal work effort."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Get it?"
(Malefics): You say, "I think so, yes."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Tell the archfiend, she will love it. I promise."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Its how to make new friends."
(Malefics): You say, "I thought making new friends was best done by showing them your, uh, dead body and knife collection."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "I mean "the Archfiend"."
(Malefics): You say, "And you're sure this isn't going to somehow get me killed or reprimanded?"
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "I think it is unlikely."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "If she doesn't like it just say I made you do it."
(Malefics): You say, "Sounds like a good plan. Now where do I find the Archfiend?"
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Hmm, I am not quite sure. wait a second. I will find her for you."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "She is under the grand rotunda, I am not sure where that is how ever."
(Malefics): You say, "Hmmmmm."
~A short time later~
You tell Archfiend Orzaansyn I'llur, Sartai Nunciate, "Hello, miss Archfiend. Would you like to hear a joke?"
Orzaansyn tells you in Mhaldorian, "Greetings. Certainly."
Kisharo tells you, "Yep."
Kisharo tells you, "Tell me how it goes."
You tell Archfiend Orzaansyn I'llur, Sartai Nunciate, "What do Mhaldor diplomats and Cyrene warriors have in common?"
You tell Archfiend Orzaansyn I'llur, Sartai Nunciate, "Minimal work effort."
Orzaansyn tells you in Mhaldorian, "I am a Mhaldorian diplomat."
Orzaansyn tells you in Mhaldorian, "And I have a lot of work."
(Malefics): You say, "Relatively, yes."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Well then welcome."
(Malefics): You say, "Though new I still am I have already had the uh, pleasure of meeting Father Herenicus."
(Malefics): You say, "And Deaconess Kei."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "I have not met the man. but be sure to tell Archfiend orzaansyn a joke. She likes them."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "I got a good one you can tell her, want to hear it?"
(Malefics): You say, "Let's hear the joke, sure!"
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Okay, so what does an diplomat from Mhaldor and a warrior from cyrene have in common?"
(Malefics): You say, "I don't know?"
(Malefics): Kisharo laughingly says, "Minimal work effort."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Get it?"
(Malefics): You say, "I think so, yes."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Tell the archfiend, she will love it. I promise."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Its how to make new friends."
(Malefics): You say, "I thought making new friends was best done by showing them your, uh, dead body and knife collection."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "I mean "the Archfiend"."
(Malefics): You say, "And you're sure this isn't going to somehow get me killed or reprimanded?"
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "I think it is unlikely."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "If she doesn't like it just say I made you do it."
(Malefics): You say, "Sounds like a good plan. Now where do I find the Archfiend?"
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "Hmm, I am not quite sure. wait a second. I will find her for you."
(Malefics): Kisharo says, "She is under the grand rotunda, I am not sure where that is how ever."
(Malefics): You say, "Hmmmmm."
~A short time later~
You tell Archfiend Orzaansyn I'llur, Sartai Nunciate, "Hello, miss Archfiend. Would you like to hear a joke?"
Orzaansyn tells you in Mhaldorian, "Greetings. Certainly."
Kisharo tells you, "Yep."
Kisharo tells you, "Tell me how it goes."
You tell Archfiend Orzaansyn I'llur, Sartai Nunciate, "What do Mhaldor diplomats and Cyrene warriors have in common?"
You tell Archfiend Orzaansyn I'llur, Sartai Nunciate, "Minimal work effort."
Orzaansyn tells you in Mhaldorian, "I am a Mhaldorian diplomat."
Orzaansyn tells you in Mhaldorian, "And I have a lot of work."
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